a six pack of beer, some donkey porn, a jar of peanut butter & a gimp suit.
Hell Mrs dorkus doesnt even need to show up in that instance.
It soooooo fucking is a sex harness!
For a sex midget!!
I just ordered one offa the internets.
Finally I got a chick whose noggin is the...
you know at 1st I wasnt sure what I was looking at.
then shit became clear.:lol:
Silly doctors cant spell tho?
God bless ya vapors.
If thats a genuine aussie accent then ima canadian/kiwi knob gobbling boat hiring dickhead as well.
More like some canadian watched that kiwi fuckwit...
God you fuckers are boring.:lol:
Lets all watch justice be metted out to the owner of 7/11 who shot that kid 67 times in the back when his hands...
I like my riots live thanks.
Here is some live feeds out of ferguson.
the st louis police scanner...
My dearest DaVinci,
Ever since we met at that party I have been able to think of nothing else but you. I first saw you across the room, being...
OMG thats the biggest bike rack Ive ever seen!
How can someone screw up putting on a headband so badly?
It looks like its hungry,...
Damn fucking straight!
I once knew this stripper & her name was 'Pussy'.
She was very skilled, I found her 'menu' on a telephone pole.
The big question is why does Tony Bower let people suffer while he keeps the 'secret recipe' to himself?
He claims to be about helping people but...
To my aussie bretheren,
As Im sure many of you know there was an feature story last night on channel 7 Sunday Night program about young 24yr old...
Thats the revised album title.
Originally it was 'Jesus use me like the dirty slut that I am!, and Hey, I will take all the disciples too.'...
I see you have had a run in with some 'burners'.
These motherfuckers are the aborted fetuses of scientoligists and there is just no reasoning with...
Ah yes the searing pain of an STD. I know it well.
Check yo self, before you wreck yo self bro. :tup:
Hint- the yellow discharge is NEVER a good...
The gift that keeps on giving?
Perhaps some sort of incendiary device?
Blow the dam somewhat?
Dont forget to wax! Its bushfire...
But the foundations of this thread is monkey poop?
Then there was elephant poop & I think some hippo poop.
Im seeing a common denominator here....
Some good vibes coming 'Shazza's' way.
Pls tell her that thats her aussie tribal name from the 'Houso' tribe.
Anyone in this country named Sharon is...
I must confess to have been converted to one of these people.
My wife busts my nuts if I dont put up the divider.
When she is not around I used to be...
here we go kids.
How abouts a caption contest?
I'll go 1st.
@Stu it looks like yr jizz isnt welcome anywhere.
The morning after fill....
Dear oh dear, you certainly have some freaky assed issues dont you.
TBH I dont think I can look you in the eye anymore either.
I know the road to...
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