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momofthegoons

momofthegoons

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grokit

grokit

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"Humans just lead short, boring, insignificant lives, so they make up stories to feel like they're a part of something bigger. They want to blame all the world's problems on some single enemy they can fight, instead of a complex network of interrelated forces beyond anyone's control."

~ Pearl​
 
Silat

Silat

When the Facts Change, I Change My Mind.
If anyone objects to any statement I make, I am quite prepared not only to retract it, but also to deny under oath that I ever made it.
Tom Lehrer

I tremble for my country when I reflect that God is just.
Thomas Jefferson

Reality is therapy.
Linda Martinic

We shrink from change; yet is there anything that can come into being without it?
Marcus Aurelius

Hysteria is a chaotic and irrational emotional state caused by seeing how the world really operates.
Robert Anton Wilson, The Earth Will Shake, p. 124

I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.
Jackie Mason

 
momofthegoons

momofthegoons

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You deserve a lover who wants you disheveled, with everything and all the reasons that wake you up in a haste and the demons that won’t let you sleep.

You deserve a lover who makes you feel safe, who can consume this world whole if he walks hand in hand with you; someone who believes that his embraces are a perfect match with your skin.

You deserve a lover who wants to dance with you, who goes to paradise every time he looks into your eyes and never gets tired of studying your expressions.

You deserve a lover who listens when you sing, who supports you when you feel shame and respects your freedom; who flies with you and isn’t afraid to fall.

You deserve a lover who takes away the lies and brings you hope, coffee, and poetry.

― Frida Kahlo

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grokit

grokit

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"Rome lived upon its principal till ruin stared it in the face. Industry is the only true source of wealth, and there was no industry in Rome. By day the Ostia road was crowded with carts and muleteers, carrying to the great city the silks and spices of the East, the marble of Asia Minor, the timber of the Atlas, the grain of Africa and Egypt; and the carts brought out nothing but loads of dung. That was their return cargo."

~ William Winwood Reade, Victorian era freethinker​
 
Silat

Silat

When the Facts Change, I Change My Mind.
"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things
that money can buy."
Steve Martin

"You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither."
Drew Carey

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd
better have a good hand."


"If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all."
Rodney Dangerfield

"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."
Woody Allen

"It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married."


"Love is a matter of chemistry. Sex is a matter of physics."


Men won't stop and ask for directions because driving is too much like sex:
they can't stop until they get where they're going."


"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
George Burns

"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are
unimportant."
Henry Miller

"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal,
particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL
convertible."
 
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