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BabyFacedFinster

Anything worth doing, is worth overdoing.
I haven't tasted Moroccan hash in 30 years but I can remember what it tasted like (I think). Oh, I loved it too. I once had a big ol' hunk that looked like half a Chunky bar. Every evening I'd pull it out, heat a corner and tear off a small piece to smoke. I can only imagine how much better it tastes in vaped form, but I'd probably try smoking it at least once also.
The only time I was in Amsterdam, I didn't smoke any flower but I did hit the hash hard. I much preferred it pure in a bowl rather the harshness of mixing it with tobacco.
 

CuckFumbustion

Lo and Behold! The transformative power of Vapor.
Not so random I know but it comes from a random post.
Well I wasn't expecting to hear from somebody who has been to Chaouen in this thread. So random enough for me. :D
Thought the raw video of the 3 regions as sort of a field trip for FCers in this thread.

And thanks for the photo of the mix. Did I read that correctly 'Saliva'?
Feel free to tell us more (or me.) about your time there. The one guy mentioned something about the tourists using Henna with the rougher stuff?
Why do you guys call it kif instead of pollen?
I call it kif because I'm ignorant.:haw: But I did checked the Wiki for keif. Knew the resin is stored on the pollen crystals.

Say did you ever see something like an average people enter a cafe and sit down to read a daily paper and have a hookah brought out to them by a waiter?
Then they casually read the paper while pulling off the hookah? Or am in the wrong region? Is there any hash or is it tobacco and charcoal?
This video takes place in Cairo.
 

killick

But I like it!
@CuckFumbustion that sounds like a shisha bar. They were common in the middle east, and I've seen them popping up in north america in a few places. Usually some sort of flavoured tobacco, the only one of which I recall was apple. It actually tastes kinda decent, at least when you are kinda walloped...

So my randomness of the evening has me listening to more old tunes. This evening started with Southern Death Cult, who later turned into The Cult, as well as a bunch of Gun Club which I quite enjoyed back in the daze.

Anyhoo, I also found a video from an old Canadian comedy show called Kids In The Hall. Worth checking out if'n yer bored...
And have a bit of a sense of haha, of course ;)
 

CuckFumbustion

Lo and Behold! The transformative power of Vapor.
Shisha Bar? Yes that is the more widely accepted thing like the video of Michal Palin in Cario. But being where there is hash. :shrug:
Kids in the Hall? Yes put that on your to do list. People would tell me that I had to watch it. Used to get a full hour on CC during the midday on Comedy Central !Things to do! SCTV had it's moments too.
@killick You quoted R.L Burnside and mentioned that you like 30's era blues. :tup:I was totally into the Early Fat Possum and preordered Ass Pocket full of Whiskey. WARNING - Snake Drive has a scream at the end by Jon Spencer that goes into the red and will tear your ears and speakers. Unless you have that weak noise-canceling business. :lol: But I do like the transition/edit between Boogy Chillen and Poor Boy. Another reason to dislike certain digital file formats. The space between the tracks can be more abrupt and ruin the timing when listening to a full album. Not that I'm a huge audiophile.

Did you know Muddy Waters used to visit in the part of Mississippi where most of those hill country blues artists would later became popular. He would play in the juke joints. Then some archivist visits that region and unearths all this talent that emerged. As if Muddy Waters planted a seed. I could go on about the subject if you like. Raw acoustic blues much like the 30's, but even more of a back porch venue, with regional self taught artists. The real deal.:peace:
 

°k

The sound of vapor
And thanks for the photo of the mix. Did I read that correctly 'Saliva'?

Saliva yes, I guess it was because the tobacco was a bit dry maybe?. I remember the guy preparing some for me and him after I had asked him for some kif for a few days; I just liked the quick one hit high you had and loved using the sebsi then blowing into it to get the still red glowing "ashes" out (make sure to aim right when you do that, I had to dodge some a couple of times).

I call it kif because I'm ignorant.:haw: But I did checked the Wiki for keif. Knew the resin is stored on the pollen crystals.

Indeed wiki mentions it as the pollen from the plant (not sure what to make of that) but the guy in the 3rd video does call the leftover "kif".
Some things get lost in translation and then take a new or different meaning in that language I guess. Fun fact, in French slang (don't go use it at school or in a work meeting or something) the word kif has become a verb (or noun by extension) that means you really like/enjoy something:

Je kiffe FC, c'est vraiment un super forum !
I kif FC, it's really a great forum!


C'est trop le kif !
It's such a kif!


Say did you ever see something like an average people enter a cafe and sit down to read a daily paper and have a hookah brought out to them by a waiter?
You mean in Chaouen? probably, I mean I didn't even pay attention to that cause it's very common in north africa; now if you mean a hookah (shisha or narguilé, call it how you prefer) with hash in it, no I haven't seen that in Chaouen; actually you'd rarely see locals smoke in cafés and stuff. It's ok for the tourists if they're not in the open (as in roof terrasse for instance) but even there the police don't like to see locals smoke (almost had some local youngsters arrested because of us that way but when the whole group got up to go with them to the police station they didn't insist and told us to go back to our pension and the youngsters to go back to their home and not do it again.)

I think I'm too much on topic here which makes me off topic for this thread, I'm out, peace!
 

His_Highness

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king
:myday: 37 years ago the ship I was on in the Navy pulled into Alexandria Egypt. I saw the pyramids, camels hauling stuff through the streets and what looked like a neighborhood of tenements. In these tenement I saw folks sitting on their front stoops with well worn hookahs. I'm not a tall person but I remember thinking these folks were slim compared to many of the big ol' Americans from the ship.

There were 5 of us that day when we turned into an alley of sorts to check out the little shops and ran into what I would describe as a hash den. There was a sort of bar on the right side and about 5 little tables surrounded by benches along the walls. There were 2 patrons sitting on the benches, one older gentleman behind the bar and one young man tending to their hookahs by lighting and filling the bowls with tobacco and hash. The young man saw us and ran out into the street and in decent English asked if we wanted to come in. It was pretty obvious what was going on and, hell yeah we wanted to come in.

Before pulling into Alexandria we were told what to expect, not to travel alone, agree on prices for anything before accepting it, don't talk badly about women and not to go into a hash den.

There were 5 of us. Me (average but stocky), 2 huge corn fed country boys and 2 average sized guys from Philly. When we entered we were treated like long lost cousins. 'Please sir, have a seat. Can I get you something to drink? A coke perhaps. Are you hungry?' I asked how much the cokes were and was told not to worry about the cost. I told the young man I needed to know how much they would cost and he grudgingly said a dollar. We all ordered cokes and the kid ran outside the little shop to get them. Within a few minutes the kid was back with the ice cold cokes and we each gave him a dollar. While the kid was out the guy behind the bar approached us and asked if we wanted to smoke. We all agreed and I asked how much. Again the response was not to worry about the cost and he even added how happy he was to have Americans in his shop. I told him we needed to agree on the price and again, with a slightly unhappy look on his face he said 5 dollars each. We paid the older gentleman and the young kid broke out 5 hookahs and set them up in front of each of us. He put the hard, black tobacco chunks on the bottom of the bowl and put quarter sized hunks of hash on top but left enough space between the hash and tobacco to allow the tobacco to catch fire and keep the hash smoking. None of us were strangers to getting high. Whenever a bowl would start to go out the kid was immediately there tending to it. The shit tasted great and I was surprised how smooth it was considering the tobacco chunks.

I lost track of time and space. I can't remember ever being that high. We were having a great time but something was nagging at me. Maybe it was a case of the paranoids. I noticed that the little shop was now filled with so many people you could barely see the walls. I motioned to my buddies to get their shit together and I could see I wasn't the only one who noticed the change. The kid also noticed us noticing and came over and asked if we wanted another coke or something to eat. I told the kid we had to go and one of the guys from Philly asked the kid where we could find some women. The kid looked up at him and said 'would you talk about your mother like that'? Now I was definitely ready to leave. As we stood up the older gentlemen worked his way over quickly and told us we owed him fifty dollars each. There were so many people in that little shop now that you could hardly move. I looked at my two corn fed buddies and realized that one of them was getting ready to freak. I told the older gentlemen to forget it we were leaving and he said 'you could get hurt talking like that'. That's when I had enough.....I told my buddies lets go. It felt like the crowds by the door tightened up. One of the country boys said 'let's just pay him'. That made me so angry that something clicked in my head....it was the thought that if someone steals in this country they chop their hands off....wonder what the penalty for hurting an American sailor is? With that thought I pushed myself to the front of my standing buddies and said loudly, 'Do what the fuck you want...I'm leaving'. At that I turned sideways, lowered my shoulder a tad and forcefully made my way toward the door. I could see that my buddies were right behind me doing the same. I pushed into a few folks on the way out and loudly exclaimed 'Excuse me'! and kept moving. When I got outside the door I turned and everyone was there with me.

I don't know if the place filled up like that because Americans were a novelty and the neighborhood wanted to check us out or if it was because the shop owner knew we didn't have a high enough tolerance and we'd pay the jacked up price once we got totaled. Regardless .... I lived 18 miles from NYC my whole life and had spent plenty of time in the city and wasn't going to be intimidated by bullshit like that.
 

°k

The sound of vapor
:myday: 37 years ago the ship I was on in the Navy pulled into Alexandria Egypt. I saw the pyramids, camels hauling stuff through the streets and what looked like a neighborhood of tenements. In these tenement I saw folks sitting on their front stoops with well worn hookahs. I'm not a tall person but I remember thinking these folks were slim compared to many of the big ol' Americans from the ship.

There were 5 of us that day when we turned into an alley of sorts to check out the little shops and ran into what I would describe as a hash den. There was a sort of bar on the right side and about 5 little tables surrounded by benches along the walls. There were 2 patrons sitting on the benches, one older gentleman behind the bar and one young man tending to their hookahs by lighting and filling the bowls with tobacco and hash. The young man saw us and ran out into the street and in decent English asked if we wanted to come in. It was pretty obvious what was going on and, hell yeah we wanted to come in.

Before pulling into Alexandria we were told what to expect, not to travel alone, agree on prices for anything before accepting it, don't talk badly about women and not to go into a hash den.

There were 5 of us. Me (average but stocky), 2 huge corn fed country boys and 2 average sized guys from Philly. When we entered we were treated like long lost cousins. 'Please sir, have a seat. Can I get you something to drink? A coke perhaps. Are you hungry?' I asked how much the cokes were and was told not to worry about the cost. I told the young man I needed to know how much they would cost and he grudgingly said a dollar. We all ordered cokes and the kid ran outside the little shop to get them. Within a few minutes the kid was back with the ice cold cokes and we each gave him a dollar. While the kid was out the guy behind the bar approached us and asked if we wanted to smoke. We all agreed and I asked how much. Again the response was not to worry about the cost and he even added how happy he was to have Americans in his shop. I told him we needed to agree on the price and again, with a slightly unhappy look on his face he said 5 dollars each. We paid the older gentleman and the young kid broke out 5 hookahs and set them up in front of each of us. He put the hard, black tobacco chunks on the bottom of the bowl and put quarter sized hunks of hash on top but left enough space between the hash and tobacco to allow the tobacco to catch fire and keep the hash smoking. None of us were strangers to getting high. Whenever a bowl would start to go out the kid was immediately there tending to it. The shit tasted great and I was surprised how smooth it was considering the tobacco chunks.

I lost track of time and space. I can't remember ever being that high. We were having a great time but something was nagging at me. Maybe it was a case of the paranoids. I noticed that the little shop was now filled with so many people you could barely see the walls. I motioned to my buddies to get their shit together and I could see I wasn't the only one who noticed the change. The kid also noticed us noticing and came over and asked if we wanted another coke or something to eat. I told the kid we had to go and one of the guys from Philly asked the kid where we could find some women. The kid looked up at him and said 'would you talk about your mother like that'? Now I was definitely ready to leave. As we stood up the older gentlemen worked his way over quickly and told us we owed him fifty dollars each. There were so many people in that little shop now that you could hardly move. I looked at my two corn fed buddies and realized that one of them was getting ready to freak. I told the older gentlemen to forget it we were leaving and he said 'you could get hurt talking like that'. That's when I had enough.....I told my buddies lets go. It felt like the crowds by the door tightened up. One of the country boys said 'let's just pay him'. That made me so angry that something clicked in my head....it was the thought that if someone steals in this country they chop their hands off....wonder what the penalty for hurting an American sailor is? With that thought I pushed myself to the front of my standing buddies and said loudly, 'Do what the fuck you want...I'm leaving'. At that I turned sideways, lowered my shoulder a tad and forcefully made my way toward the door. I could see that my buddies were right behind me doing the same. I pushed into a few folks on the way out and loudly exclaimed 'Excuse me'! and kept moving. When I got outside the door I turned and everyone was there with me.

I don't know if the place filled up like that because Americans were a novelty and the neighborhood wanted to check us out or if it was because the shop owner knew we didn't have a high enough tolerance and we'd pay the jacked up price once we got totaled. Regardless .... I lived 18 miles from NYC my whole life and had spent plenty of time in the city and wasn't going to be intimidated by bullshit like that.
That reminds me of one almost similar story that happened to me on my way to Chaouen, it could have turned out really, really bad. But I think we should start an old stories thread for that no? :D

In any case the lesson I've learned from it, was wherever there are tourists, there are people making a business out of swindling tourists (either legally or not, while the former usually leaves only a bad taste in your mouth, the latter can be dangerous); there are also people being genuinely nice with tourists of course (not always easy to tell who is who), so when I'm being in a place where I'm the tourist I watch what I do, what I say and think twice when someone is a bit too nice and friendly to me (as in for no apparent reason or quite exaggerated), in other words I try to stay smart and alert (not easy when the local flavor is getting you high as a kite sent to the ISS though!).

The world is full of crooks and horrible stuffs, fortunately it's also full of great things to experience and wonderful people to meet; don't be scared, be smart and enjoy.:nod:
 

killick

But I like it!
The line handlers along the Suez - by law you have to use their handlers, and the line handlers don't really touch lines at all. They carry bags of crap they use to get cash from people. One of our guys was talked into swapping Egyptian pound notes 1:1 for UK pound notes because the line handler assured him they were 'same same'. They were actually more 'same, very very different'. A bunch of guys bought the stupidest junk, just because we weren't stopping in Egypt, so this is as close as we got to 'gyptian swag...
 

gaseous_clay

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Egypt Story made me think of one I heard from a coworker.

This guy was an idiot. He kept his hair short & it was obvious he had a nasty scar on the back/top of his head. One time I asked about it.

He was in the Army, on leave in Seoul (I think) and drinking heavily in a bar. A woman came up to him and asked if he wanted head for $20. He gave her the cash & she went under the table while he sat there with his friends egging him on. A half hour later he sees her at the bar making out with a Marine. He gets up, walks over and asks "How's my dick taste?" The Marine asks what the hell he's talking about. "She just got done blowing me & I shot in her mouth. So, how..."

He woke up in the hospital. The Marine broke a pitcher over his head. :)
 

Lip465

woooo
I've only had hash once but boy did I enjoy it for the time I had it. Making little bud hash sandwiches, the flavor was really good a very earthy taste. Someday I wish to go to Morocco
 

CuckFumbustion

Lo and Behold! The transformative power of Vapor.
The Tiny-Short Story thread
That was my favourite part but what a great read. Maybe we need a short story thread, or call it a tiny story thread because "tiny" is the in word right now.
Yes, Thanks for the stories everyone. :clap:I liked them so much I answered to everybodys demands and created the 'The Tiny-Short Story thread.' Let's face it. You all earned it and I would like to see more of it myself. :tup: So, I'll meet you there. :cool:

The Tiny-Short Story thread.
Everybody has at least one story to tell right? Inspired from the Random thoughts thread. The Tiny-short story thread is where we can trade anecdotes and personal accounts that other FCers would find interesting.:myday: Old timers, veterans of every type and travelers are encouraged, but everybody has at least one interesting story to tell. Care to share?
Now should we start a hash thread?:D
 
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CuckFumbustion

Lo and Behold! The transformative power of Vapor.
Thanks, Others were openly asking for it or suggesting it. Everybody likes the stories and wants to hear and tell more. So I caved. :D
I liked your variation more than what I was going to come up with. Think of it as the Random thread creating it's first child thread.
 

gaseous_clay

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Thanks, Others were openly asking for it or suggesting it. Everybody likes the stories and wants to hear and tell more. So I caved. :D
I liked your variation more than what I was going to come up with. Think of it as the Random thread creating it's first child thread.
Did you create this one? Then you would be some sort of thread grandmother. Or grandfather, I guess.

I just couldn't resist making that first post. It's the first thing I thought of for a tiny-short story. :)
 
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CuckFumbustion

Lo and Behold! The transformative power of Vapor.
Did you create this one? Then you would be some sort of thread grandmother. Or grandfather, I guess.

I just couldn't resist making that first post. It's the first thing I thought of for a tiny-short story. :)
Yea, I never tire of that story.
I am a grand-something or other for making that thread. :haw: Just don't have the juice to tell a full story myself. Just Yet. Have at it folks. Inspire me.

EDIT - I reedited the last post in the new thread a little. If you are bored.
 
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His_Highness

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king
Egypt Story made me think of one I heard from a coworker.

This guy was an idiot. He kept his hair short & it was obvious he had a nasty scar on the back/top of his head. One time I asked about it.

He was in the Army, on leave in Seoul (I think) and drinking heavily in a bar. A woman came up to him and asked if he wanted head for $20. He gave her the cash & she went under the table while he sat there with his friends egging him on. A half hour later he sees her at the bar making out with a Marine. He gets up, walks over and asks "How's my dick taste?" The Marine asks what the hell he's talking about. "She just got done blowing me & I shot in her mouth. So, how..."

He woke up in the hospital. The Marine broke a pitcher over his head. :)

Love that story!!!!!! Being an ol' seaman (please note the additional 'a' in the word) myself and having spent a great deal of drunk time around marines - I can easily see how that could happen. I can't seem to stop smiling yet.....
 
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killick

But I like it!
A buddy of mine was a Fire Control Systems tech with the armoured corps. He has a cross-shaped scar on the top of his head from playing a drunken game of 'flip' using bayonets. You toss the bayonet in the air, get it to flip, and catch it in your hand while drinking beer with the other hand. 5 stitches, and he says he was on 8 flips when he lost it :)
 

gaseous_clay

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A couple years ago I bought a new laptop from Dell. (Great laptop)

The holiday promotion had a 10% back gift card thing, so I picked up a spare power supply. When I got it, a piece was missing. Not the most important piece, but it was included with the original laptop and both listed & pictured in the stand alone power supply. I went through a few months of customer service hell. They told me I did receive it, that it's not included, that they would ship it (then shipped one of the pieces already received.) They bounced me from support to sales & back to support. I had countless hours on hold & explained everything in detail to everybody, everytime. Nothing.

Finally, I found in a message board an email listing for all of Dell's top executives. I emailed my plight to the entire list, receiving a TON of invalid address replies, but the ones for the Board and Michael Dell all went through. I then received a call from customer service. They shipped me the correct part.

Moral of the story is: If you get the runaround from everybody the public can get hold of, bitch to the people at the top. The people they contact will get shit done. (Hopefully)
 

MinnBobber

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I may not show up here for awhile, and if I do, I might be weird. Okay, sure. But more.

Good for you and good for cannabis being legal there! Legal experimenting is what it's all about-- to try the alternatives and see what works for you. Hope it works as good as it has for some but every body is different.

It may make you so straight (not weird) that we won't recognize you ;)

Seriously, hope it works and jump on here when you feel like it and report how it's workin'
 
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