Fuck you !!!

Fuck stupidity. I'm currently dealing with a ban on Halloween and Santa Claus in my department. How are people so stupid allowed to breathe? Fuck you all and then fuck you again.

Also fuck the dude who messed with my calmness this morning. This asshole tried to get me to move from where I was illegally parked so he could park in the same spot. He kept on at me and before I knew it I lost my shit. And fuck me for not being smart enough to leave it alone. There were no punches thrown but it was close.
 

Joel W.

Deplorable Basement Dweller
Accessory Maker
Ok, here is a fun trick I just learned. If you barely crack open a tasty carbonated soda can and set it on the edge of the counter by your cat while dealing with a impatient hungry kid as you get home. Your cat might knock it off the counter forcing the tab partway back out and at slight angle giving the soda rocket exhaust some 360 degrees of rotational thrust and a nice bounce can add in some fun!

I have a 10ft radius spray pattern with soda dripping off the ceiling light and fan.

Fuck me...

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CarolKing

Singer of songs and a vapor connoisseur
That happened to me in a hotel room once. It was a 2 liter bottle that had been bouncing around in the car on the way to my hotel. I was standing on a chair trying to clean off the ceiling and cabinets. It also managed to get me all wet at the same time.

Fuck You!! To unexpected soda pop bottle and can explosions.
 

TeeJay1952

Well-Known Member
Vacation at the hotel next to Alamo. Room was more like a dentist office remodeled into suites. Had a 2 person Jacuzzi. We were getting it ready and dumped in Bubble bath . Foam everywhere. Too slippery to get out of tub to controls. Looked like Three Stooges (but only two)
 

DDave

Vape Wizard
Accessory Maker
Fuck You Cheese Whiz!

So convenient, so cheesy, so really bad for you!

From what I've read, the 2nd worst thing for you.

(i don't buy the cancer fighting properties in this one step from plastic substance)

So once again, Fuck you cheese whiz!!!!
 

stsae

easts
Fuck stupidity. I'm currently dealing with a ban on Halloween and Santa Claus in my department. How are people so stupid allowed to breathe? Fuck you all and then fuck you again.

Also fuck the dude who messed with my calmness this morning. This asshole tried to get me to move from where I was illegally parked so he could park in the same spot. He kept on at me and before I knew it I lost my shit. And fuck me for not being smart enough to leave it alone. There were no punches thrown but it was close.

Fuck diddley fuck fuck, fuck fuck.

:lol::lol:
 

WakeAndVape

VapeLife X
Fuck the police for randomly stopping me and work and taking my stash, crafty AND pax2...All because of my skin color! Fuck them ten more times! And one more for the fucking road! now I have to play the 'repurchase or forget it game' stupid fucking officers, protecting nothing whole serving themselves...
...favorite part was when he said 'you know, how it is'
Not because of the audacity of him saying something like that, but actually because it was true....i did.
Fuck racism/profiling/and the police AGAIN!
 

CuckFumbustion

Lo and Behold! The transformative power of Vapor.
Fuck this humid ball sac weather.

That is all.
Fuck you should look back some pages, for the definitive ball sweat posts.
:uhh: Wha?
Yea reminds me of the lines from the movie 'North'
Joey Fingers: Remember, kid, if you can't stand the heat, stay out of Miami.
North: What metaphor is that?
Joey Fingers: What metaphor? You ever been down there in August? Your balls stick to your leg like crazy glue.

I say Fuck cotton and..... :hmm:uhmm, consider wearing breathable undergarments made with wick-able material. :tup:
Try to forget anything sticking to your leg like crazy glue in hot August, If you haven't formed that image for yourself already. :doh:....
 
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