Neighbor's dog drops hot turds on my lawn
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vakednotfried
i get vaked and hit vongs is it so wrong?
I would torment is life.
t-dub
Vapor Sloth
I would just throw the poop on his front door and smear it all over the place. If that doesn't sound appealing there is a product called "Liquid Ass" that is absolutely vile. Its the perfect passive-aggressive revenge tool. You will have to decide if you want to tell him you are doing it, and that it will continue until he stops his dog, or if you wish to remain anonymous about it. I would also contact your local police department and ask what the leash laws are and laws pertaining to this type of thing. A video camera recording of the dog in action will help you here. Build your case before you act.
The lighting on fire part could be construed these days as arson, or attempted arson, which is a very serious crime.
http://www.liquidass.com/
Enchantre
Oil Painter
I used to have a Border Collie. Very, very smart dogs.
Take all the poo, and pile it somewhere that it is okay for the dog to poo. Not in the middle of its own yard, or on the front step *sigh* but maybe in the back corner. Every time, toss the new poo there.
Very short time, really, until that dog will only dump there. No, it doesn't fix your neighbor, but it puts YOU in control of where that dog is dumping.
Good luck!
Take all the poo, and pile it somewhere that it is okay for the dog to poo. Not in the middle of its own yard, or on the front step *sigh* but maybe in the back corner. Every time, toss the new poo there.
Very short time, really, until that dog will only dump there. No, it doesn't fix your neighbor, but it puts YOU in control of where that dog is dumping.
Good luck!
VAPEHUNTER
Well-Known Member
Unfortunately its not the dogs fault his owner is an inconsiderate asshole.
Best course of action I guess would be to throw it into his yard so he can "ignore it".
Other than that, they sell a sprinkler that is "motion detecting". Once his dog goes in your yard he gets hit with the sprinkler.
And if you are really fed up. You can do two things put the dog shit under the tires of his car so he runs it over, when he starts driving it will get thrown all over his wheel wells and possibly the sides of his car.
If you really want to get your point across pack it umder the door handle of his car that way when he goes to open his door he will get a nice big handful of dog shit.
Best course of action I guess would be to throw it into his yard so he can "ignore it".
Other than that, they sell a sprinkler that is "motion detecting". Once his dog goes in your yard he gets hit with the sprinkler.
And if you are really fed up. You can do two things put the dog shit under the tires of his car so he runs it over, when he starts driving it will get thrown all over his wheel wells and possibly the sides of his car.
If you really want to get your point across pack it umder the door handle of his car that way when he goes to open his door he will get a nice big handful of dog shit
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lwien
Well-Known Member
I would just reciprocate in kind by personally dropping hot turds on his lawn. 
That would be really satisfying on a few different levels. It just seems like the right thing to do.
DO IT...............then report back, k?
(hehe.....chancy but ....fuck it...late night, early morning only options)
That would be really satisfying on a few different levels. It just seems like the right thing to do.
DO IT...............then report back, k?
(hehe.....chancy but ....fuck it...late night, early morning only options)
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vakednotfried
i get vaked and hit vongs is it so wrong?
if no one knows it was you, than you haven't broken the law lol
h3rbalist
I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too
Seriously, report the guy to the police. Tell them you have kids play in your garden.
Or go to your local zoo and tell the keeper about the problem, ask him for some big cat dung, a nice bit of tiger poo should do it.
Fertilise your lawn with that, then watch the dogs face next time he comes to take a dump.
vakednotfried
i get vaked and hit vongs is it so wrong?
man I love that movie lol
Seriously, report the guy to the police. Tell them you have kids play in your garden.
Or go to your local zoo and tell the keeper about the problem, ask him for some big cat dung, a nice bit of tiger poo should do it.
Fertilise your lawn with that, then watch the dogs face next time he comes to take a dump.
VAPEHUNTER
Well-Known Member
Here is that motion detector sprinkler I was talking about. Kinda pricey but it should keep the dog off your grass!
LINK ↓
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0...d_t=201&pf_rd_p=1944687622&pf_rd_i=B0079GHJVG
LINK ↓
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0...d_t=201&pf_rd_p=1944687622&pf_rd_i=B0079GHJVG
vakednotfried
i get vaked and hit vongs is it so wrong?
keep spraying the bastard with water it will learn that, that spot means trouble lol
HellsWindStaff
Dharma Initiate
When I was a kid, there was a house across the street that whenever the grandmother would watch the kid, she would let the dog out loose and it would shit on everyone's yard. They asked her to keep better track, she didn't.
So my dad bagged the shit up one day and brought it over to her to take care of it, and then my neighbor also came home at that time and was super embarrassed about it. Dog stopped shitting in other's yards, and the grandma kept track of it from that point forward.
Morale of the story, you have every right to take THEIR dog's shit, and put it on THEIR front porch, or THEIR yard, or wherever. And kindly let them know you don't appreciate it, and you will not clean up the messes of other adults.
@FlyingLow do you want it to be terrified of you? Just next time it comes up, be loud and abrasive and chase it away, make it know that this is YOUR turf.
Edit: Should clarify. I don't mean smear shit all over their house, I mean bag it up and put it on their front porch or door handle with a note, or knock and hand it to them. If you don't want to bag it, shovel it across the street onto their property.
So my dad bagged the shit up one day and brought it over to her to take care of it, and then my neighbor also came home at that time and was super embarrassed about it. Dog stopped shitting in other's yards, and the grandma kept track of it from that point forward.
Morale of the story, you have every right to take THEIR dog's shit, and put it on THEIR front porch, or THEIR yard, or wherever. And kindly let them know you don't appreciate it, and you will not clean up the messes of other adults.
@FlyingLow do you want it to be terrified of you? Just next time it comes up, be loud and abrasive and chase it away, make it know that this is YOUR turf.
Edit: Should clarify. I don't mean smear shit all over their house, I mean bag it up and put it on their front porch or door handle with a note, or knock and hand it to them. If you don't want to bag it, shovel it across the street onto their property.
I feel sad for the dog that has such an inconsiderate insensitive owner. If the dog is being let out without a leash, there is definitely some enforcement that needs to take place FOR THE DOG'S PROTECTION. Yes, I feel badly for the mess you have on your lawn, but much more concerned for the safety and well-being of the sweet dog. Don't stoop to stupid behaviors - help to solve the problem in a mature caring way.
woolspinner
Well-Known Member
Neighbor says just ignore his fecal matter on your property? And yes, it is His fecal matter. He owns the dog, he purchased the food that went into the dog, therefore, he owns the fecal matter that is excreted.
The dog is pooping in your yard because is is very fastidious and does not want to foul its own yard. We had a dog like this. Placing the resulting fecal material in a moderately out of the way spot on the neighbor's lot may help redirect the dog, but may not.
Continue to move the fecal matter to the neighbor's property but also contact your local city council to find out the laws. And present your neighbor with the pertinent written city/county codes by certified mail along with a polite letter explaining why the excrement must be contained to his property. A paragraph toward the end saying that you really want to work this out between neighbors because you hope that you can each show each other mutual respect and common neighbor courtesy without involving law enforcement but this is a health and legal issue. Tell him if he does not monitor his dog's defacation in the future to ensure it remains on the dog's property, he will leave you no other choice but to report him to the appropriate enforcement agency. Letting his dog roam unchecked is unsafe for the animal, especially if you live in an area with traffic and/or coyotes.
I have a dog and am infuriated by irresponsible owners who do not pick up. If I had a toddler, would I let him crap on the ground and leave it there?
VAPEHUNTER
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Detonator
Well-Known Member
in a very low voice tell the neighbor you are going to put poison meatballs on your lawn, cause you think coyote are also shitting on your lawn and that he should keep his dog away from you... be ready to fight
or just do it cause I dont think he can be reasoned with
never say it out loud or admit it
or just do it cause I dont think he can be reasoned with
never say it out loud or admit it
Mean spirited threats will only poison a toxic situation all-the-more. Silence and reasonable compassionate action supported by the laws for the sake of the dog and your precious lawn will eventually succeed in putting this unfortunate situation on a short leash. If this ever went before a judge, claims of threatening statements would be put on the record, and while it may be hearsay and inadmissible as evidence, it won't win you any sympathy, particularly from a judge who loves animals. Be smart.
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