Ever have sex with a celebrity?

Jethro · May 1, 2015

Used to do a lot of hard partying with James Taylor and Carly Simons daughter Sally on Marthas Vinyard where I spent summers. Never had sex with her thank god... she was batshit crazy. I would not doubt if one or more of my friends did... either separately or together...

lwien · May 1, 2015

HellsWindStaff said:
Albeit, thinking on it, when I hear "fuck" I personally don't really think of much of an emotional connection or love, which fell right in line with their relationship.

Oh, quite to the contrary. Two people who are very much in love can say that they fucked each others brains out last night.

I don't think the word, 'fuck" precludes any kind of emotional connection at all. It's really all in the context of how words are used rather than the words themselves, eh?

Anyways, thanks for appreciating the perspective. I've had mine challenged more than just a few times in the past and no doubt, will have it happen in the future as well. :cheers:

Cereal_MF · May 1, 2015

poonman said:
I like to see Mayweather get Fucked up tomorrow night .
Something about him just rubs me the wrong way ...

oops , topic
I had to sign an agreement Not to speak about it .
thanx HH

Man I hope so cuz my gf is Filipino LOL

Skyscraper · May 1, 2015

No, but I am a celebrity (see avatar). Just kidding :cool:

This thread topic is right out of left field...

paytonpenn · May 1, 2015

2 Cycle wants to ruin a celebrities life by exposing their sexual habits.

GetLeft · May 1, 2015

No. Can't say that I have.

ChippyMalone · May 2, 2015

poonman said:
I like to see Mayweather get Fucked up tomorrow night .

I'd like to see him get sexed up.

2 Cycle · May 2, 2015

I have a fantasy involving Topanga and fruit roll ups

lwien · May 2, 2015

2 Cycle said:
I have a fantasy involving Topanga and fruit roll ups

Huh. I lived in Topanga Canyon for 8 years but what does that and fruit rolls-ups have to do with this thread.

ChippyMalone · May 2, 2015

lwien said:
Huh. I lived in Topanga Canyon for 8 years but what does that and fruit rolls-ups have to do with this thread.

Had friends who lived up that Canyon in the 90's They grow awesome weed.

poonman · May 2, 2015

Topanga " Canyons "

google Maxim cover

lwien · May 2, 2015

ChippyMalone said:
Had friends who lived up that Canyon in the 90's They grow awesome weed.

I lived there in the 70's. Fun times.......

poonman said:
Topanga " Canyons "

google Maxim cover

Great. Next up, we're gonna have a model by the name of Boyle Heights or.............Skid Row, or Woodland Hills, or Granada Hills, or En Cino, or Studio City, or Sep Ulveda, etc etc......... :brow:

Enchantre · May 2, 2015

lwien said:
Does masturbation count?

Only if you yourself ARE a celebrity. And, yes, for you, yes.

ChippyMalone said:
Had friends who lived up that Canyon in the 90's They grow awesome weed.

lwien said:
I lived there in the 70's. Fun times.......

Obviously, you two were neighbors, and are good with growing things.

The closest I possibly came to having sex with a celebrity, was when I was a teenager, and the bass guitarist for Strawberry Alarm Clock hung out at his mom's house, and tried to keep his hands off me.

He also had an appaloosa mare... lovely horse. That was the attraction for me!

Joel W. · May 2, 2015

I am sure some of my ex girlfriends are going to do well in life but not quite "celebrity status" just yet unless mugshots count? lol.

Edit: 2 pages deep and no mama jokes, I am impressed! :clap:

ChippyMalone · May 2, 2015

back from the farmers market. Had a really great time, ate some Indian fry bread, and watch people who are less weird than me. Not much local available except asparagus and flowers.

I saw this today, a photo of what the most polite anarchists in Seattle did during their Mayday hooliganism protests.

Sure, they'll fight the man by turning over a rental smart car, but only part way, and without scratching the paint.

syrupy · May 2, 2015

Came close once, but it was too weird their security dude was in the room.

SD_haze · May 2, 2015

syrupy said:
Came close once, but it was too weird their security dude was in the room.

This sounds like a better story than 1 sentence :rofl:

DieHard · May 2, 2015

I had a "several nights" stand years ago with a crazy, tattooed, heavily pierced girl. About 1-2 years later I see her on Jerry Springer. :nod:

I called her out of the blue to verify. She confirmed it was indeed her.
:tup:

SSVUN~YAH · May 2, 2015

syrupy said:
Came close once, but it was too weird their security dude was in the room.

Twins too?

SD_haze said:
This sounds like a better story than 1 sentence

Yeah I agree. Hence the name syrupy it's a slow drizzle of goodness at a time.

herbivore21 · May 2, 2015

ChippyMalone said:
back from the farmers market. Had a really great time, ate some Indian fry bread, and watch people who are less weird than me. Not much local available except asparagus and flowers.

I saw this today, a photo of what the most polite anarchists in Seattle did during their Mayday hooliganism protests.

Sure, they'll fight the man by turning over a rental smart car, but only part way, and without scratching the paint.

lol wow they are respectful anarchists! hahaha

I have not had sex with any celebrity, I wouldn't seek it out either. I haven't had any sex drive for years due to the side-effects of SSRI's I was on for a little while... Fucking psych meds, sometimes I think that some of them are as crude as trepanning!

syrupy · May 2, 2015

The truth is hardly believable, and at the time didn't realize how famous the celebrity was going to be. I'm sure they've had many other near-misses and collisions with us common folk.

lwien · May 2, 2015

syrupy said:
The truth is hardly believable, and at the time didn't realize how famous the celebrity was going to be. I'm sure they've had many other near-misses and collisions with us common folk.

I've known a few and also met a few others primarily from the music industry (one from television) back in the 60's and 70's and you'd be surprised at how "common" most of them really are. Granted, some of them are total jerks while others are just your nice, everyday normal, common folk. Guess it's no different than any other specific group of people, eh?

syrupy · May 2, 2015

lwien said:
I've known a few and also met a few others primarily from the music industry (one from television) back in the 60's and 70's and you'd be surprised at how "common" most of them really are. Granted, some of them are total jerks while others are just your nice, everyday normal, common folk. Guess it's no different than any other specific group of people, eh?

Well I meant uncommon in terms of the 'doing it while your bodyguard watches' kind of way.

grokit · May 2, 2015

I just remembered that I dated a porn actress on and off for about a year when I was 19 or 20, she was almost a decade older. She wasn't a big star, but not an extra either. When I met her she was retired from that, she was a receptionist I was a document messenger. I haven't thought about her in a long long time.

Skyscraper · May 2, 2015

grokit said:
I just remembered that I dated a porn actress on and off for about a year when I was 19 or 20, she was about a decade older. She wasn't a big star, but not an extra either. When I met her she was retired from that, she was a receptionist I was a document messenger. I haven't thought about her in a long long time.

Looking through the thread so far, I think you win.

Run a good bowl through the vape for grokit! :spliff:

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