Embarrassing Moments....

Not talking about your most embarrassing moments, but those embarrassing moments that have a tendency to repeat themselves every once in awhile:

That moment when you are having a conversation in your head and you realize you are making faces that go along with the silent conversation.

And then you notice people around you and you're like.......... (oops).

h3rbalist said:

Like this you mean?

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I've seen that clip so many times and I laugh every damn time I see it. Thanks for that balist.

I'm partially face-blind, I really forget what people's faces look like, especially if I've only met them several times.

More than once I've re-introduced myself to someone only to have them look at me like WTF, you know me!


Happened last month when a friend of a friend who always comes to the monthly lan parties grew a beard and was wearing glasses instead of contacts. Completely didn't recognize him

I run at the local high school track and at about 6:00 pm, there are quite a few people getting their running and jogging workouts in.

Anyway, before I realized that I was lactate intolerant, I used to fart like crazy if I ate any dairy products and for some odd reason those flatulent attacks always hit me when I was running and they were always the loud ones too........multiple bursts. I really tried to hold them in when I was in close proximity to someone but sometimes I just couldn't and when I let one go and someone turned around and noticed, I'd say something like....."Just kickin' in the afterburners......"

lwien said:

I run at the local high school track and at about 6:00 pm, there are quite a few people getting their running and jogging workouts in.

Anyway, before I realized that I was lactate intolerant, I used to fart like crazy if I ate any dairy products and for some odd reason those flatulent attacks always hit me when I was running and they were always the loud ones too........multiple bursts. I really tried to hold them in when I was in close proximity to someone but sometimes I just couldn't and when I let one go and someone turned around and noticed, I'd say something like....."Just kickin' in the afterburners......"

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h3rbalist said:

Like this you mean?

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LMAO
Thanks I needed that!!

I bet this was an embarrassing moment when the elastic went out on this jockey's pants. Hmmm . . . do I feel a bit of a breeze today?

t-dub said:

I bet this was an embarrassing moment when the elastic went out on this jockey's pants. Hmmm . . . do I feel a bit of a breeze today?

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The Independent said;

Despite mooning the entire crowd and audience watching on TV, Shinn crossed the line in second place. “The elastic went during the race, but I had to keep going,” he later told reporters.

Aptly, the horse that finished behind Shinn went by the name of Modesty.

Winning jockey Tommy Berry was glad to have missed out on the view:

'What a great race to win. It meant I was the only one that didn’t have to stare at Blake’s arse the whole way up the straight.'

oh my I have no idea where to start.

Im pretty sure being born was embarrassing.
Any birth that ends with 'what the fuck is that?' I guess is pretty similar feeling to having yr builder peel off some dry wall and say 'uh oh what the fuck is that?'

At this point you just know shit be gone wrong & you need professional help from then on.

There has been the countless times I have shit myself in public. I also shit on my late moms dog when I meant to fart on him whilst wearing only a towel. (not that long ago either)
The dog was not happy. (even after the warm scented bath)

I once accidentally smacked my girlfriends Mom in the face with my semi erect cock. She was sitting, I was standing after feeling up her daughter on the lounge. Someone called me, I spun round in response & before you know it my girlfriends Mom has a black eye and is missing 3 teeth. The relationship was doomed from that point. Yet her Mom still texts me all these years later?

At an all you can eat & DRINK restaurant, I drank like a demon & ate nothing.
After 3 hours of drinking I stood up and projectile vomited all thru the restaurant as I ran away.
The family enjoying their lunch paused mid bite & the utter look of horror on their faces is imprinted upon my mind forever.

all of those things were a bit awkward.
Several of those incidents have been thoroughly documented in various posts over the years.

Then there was the 'episode' with a tranny when I was about 23 or so.
Um that was awkward............ but then I just closed my eyes and imagined it was my mom and it was pretty hot from then on.

The night my Grandfather passed away I had been at a christmas function and I was as drunk as hell. After spending an hour or so consoling my grandmother, aunts & mother my cab arrived to take me home.

I stood up and then announced to all and sundry that 'I was off, like grandma's undies on grandads birthday!'
Umm that was awkward too.

thank God most of them are dead now & hopefully they have stopped talking about it.

I often think back on these moments, my face flushes with shame & my heart grows heavy.
Then a smile creeps onto my face & I say........

fuck em if they cant take a joke.

I was wonderin' when you were going to show up. This thread was kinda custom made for you, served up on a silver platter.