Haze Vaporizer Slogan Contest

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stark1

Lonesome Planet
"Rise above the crowd. Haze."

"Above the crowd. Haze."

"Haze. Don't Blaze."

"Haze, am I Baked!"

"Haze. Define the Vape.

"Haze. The Dual Vape."

"Haze, the Option."

"Haze. Be Amazed. "

"Haze. The Vaper Ace."

"The Vapor Ace, Haze."

"Haze. Simply Vapor."

"Remember. Haze."

"Haze. The Jewel in Vapor."

"Haze. Your Option."

"Haze. Ace of Vapor."

"The Joy. Haze."

"Have Haze, Will Dream."

"Have Haze, Will Travel."

"Amaze. In Haze."

"In Haze."

"Haze. The Summit."

"Haze, the Dual Wonder."

"Haze, for the Illuminati."

"Haze for the Hills."
 
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SSVUN~YAH

You Must Unlearn, What You Have Learned...
"I bought a new Haze and to my surprise, I found a new way to dual vaporize"

"I'll show you my Haze, as I'm no liar, I'll warn you right now, you've never been higher"

"I rhyme and I rap, I rap and I rhyme, I even remember when a dimebag cost a dime"

"Tax season is upon us, with a possible raise, to the store I go, to purchase my Haze!"
 
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DDave

Vape Wizard
Accessory Maker
"I bought a new Haze and to my surprise, I found a new way to dual vaporize"

"I'll show you my Haze, as I'm no liar, I'll warn you right now, you've never been higher"

"I rhyme and I rap, I rap and I rhyme, I even remember when a dimebag was a dime"

This isn't an entry, but it ain't no joke, if I ever vape again, I want what @SSVUN~YAH did toke!!!
 

bounce5

Well-Known Member
Blaze Runner


~A play on the movie title Blade Runner. When I think of it - the style of the Haze matches the style of the movie. It looks like a gadget that could be in the movie, and there are so many hazy scenes in the movie. Blaze Runner - because it makes combustion run for the hills.
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DDave

Vape Wizard
Accessory Maker
"DDave don't be jealous, it's not just the herb, it is how you heat it, which may seem absurd"

"The EQ is great don't get me wrong, but a Haze I will use for my sing along!"
LoL - were gonna get flagged for having a rapoff in this thread!

But...

I said what I said,
And I meant what I meant.
DDAVE is faithful to the EQ,
One hundred percent.

You have herb hidden in your pocket,
And some in your shoes,
And the vape that your using,
The Haze you should choose..

:rockon:
 

SSVUN~YAH

You Must Unlearn, What You Have Learned...
Thanks are in order
I agree once again
Don't be in such a hurry
I just ordered some Gin

Let me pour you a drink
We'll sit down and discuss
The reason I think
The Haze is a must

It begins with two chambers
And innovations that flow
It starts with some batteries
And boy does it go!
 

SSVUN~YAH

You Must Unlearn, What You Have Learned...
DDave I agree,
We need not get kicked out
A pleasure it was
To give you a shout

I wish you the best
In all you partake
And one parting toke
Of the Haze you forsake
 
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SSVUN~YAH

You Must Unlearn, What You Have Learned...
"Distinguish The Best, Extinguish The Rest - Haze Tech"

"To be the best you've got to beat the best - Haze Tech"

"Vaping isn't everything its the only thing - Haze Tech"

"Life is what you make it, make it the best, make it Haze Tech"

"Experience a new realm of dual vaporizing, Haze will take you there"
 

Anonymouse

Sith I care
A process of refinement:

"Pack Two For Twenty"

"420For2"

"42042" <-- Awesome because it combines "420" with the answer to Life, the universe, and everything, AND explains that it's herb for two people/uses/sessions, AND looks like a US area code. Today's young hipster market likes that cryptic shit. Settle in to 42042! Way more fun than 90210!
 

DDave

Vape Wizard
Accessory Maker
"42042" <-- Awesome because it combines "420" with the answer to Life, the universe, and everything, AND explains that it's herb for two people/uses/sessions, AND looks like a US area code. Today's young hipster market likes that cryptic shit. Settle in to 42042! Way more fun than 90210!

That left me in a Haze and I think I liked it!

(A reply and an entry)
 

Anonymouse

Sith I care
"Cleverly Grills 42042"

That's it, crown me. :p

Edit: Yeah, thinking on it, I don't think I can improve on that further. It does everything my previous attempt does; explaining that the product grills (not burns!) weed for two in a clever fashion, while also incorporating the answer to the ultimate question with a classic weed reference combined to look like a fake area code for cryptic fun, PLUS, now the whole slogan becomes a pun on a famous cultural reference, AND on top of that, a reference that works the Oscar bag connection in too by evoking Beverly Hills. That's a lot of density of meaning packed into a single slogan.

Also, I'd totally watch that show if it existed.
 
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SSVUN~YAH

You Must Unlearn, What You Have Learned...
"Haze Nation"

"The new HOA: Haze Owners Association"

"The new HBO: Haze Before Others"

"The new HD: Haze Donors (Pay It Forward)"

"Haze - The Georgia Peach of Vaporizers"

"The Pride of Fulton County - Haze Tech"

"The Alpharetta - Alpha Vaporizer"

"We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Haze"

"Your not in Kansas anymore, you can Haze"
 
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