Fuck the Parkinson's, the Dr just gave me a reason to smoke MORE!

grokit

grokit

well-worn member
:shit: Fifty shades of brown...

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dorkus_molorkus

Well-Known Member
momofthegoons said:
For those of you wondering where our dear dorkus is....

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I dont care if you have a gun, a hat and a badge.
you wanna touch my junk, you pay like everyone else.

if you wanna touch my junk with yr mates in yr car & film it?

thats extra.:tup:



@Stu was in thailand & had a great idea for a show.

its called 'T-girls gone wild' featuring his new girlfriend 'Poonani'
It starts off with some special effects from senor el spielbergo (stu)
& ends with dunked junk & a clear shot of where stu's been hiding the Pad Thai.

I wish I had the balls to do that.
enjoy!

momofthegoons said:
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If we can get this chick & stu's t-girl to mate. All the russian chick has to do then is fucken sneeze and stu's t-girl just becomes a girl & svetlana get the dick she's been a hankering for.
she seems to have the balls sorted already.

everybody wins!
 
momofthegoons

momofthegoons

vapor accessory addict
mestizo said:
I thought I saw him in the Metro.
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You know... he does get around so it very well might have been him. He's been trying new things lately... thongs and bumblebee wings might be one of them. He asked me if he could borrow a dress of mine the other day and I really thought it was for his wife. You can imagine my surprise when I got this the next day! :o


I think the thing that pisses me off the most is that his legs looks better in that dress than mine. :disgust:

mvapes said:
Just letting everyone know that my stench is among you.

Haven't been feeling as well for the last couple days. Found out that my patches may be counter acting my mental health meds.

I'm getting used to this scenario, it almost becomes comical at this point. Like a bad Benny Hill episode.
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I knew something was up with you!. It seems like the minute they get it 'right' it goes 'wrong.' Poor thing.
 
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dorkus_molorkus

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so here I was rummaging thru stu's attic & I find this old home movie from when he was a member of the taliban as a kid.

Its ok if you dont speak Mohammed. I will happily translate.


it starts with stu up to his nuts in a nice piece of ass.

then the plot thickens,
(much embarrassment & muffled laughter)

Stu's Dad- stu! stu!
you like my girlfriend huh?
(laughter no longer muffled, more in yr face 'sucked in dickhead' type laughter)
she is sexy yes?
how long has this been going on?

Stu- 6 weeks

Stu's dad- 6 weeks? you must be engaged by now? No?

Stu- no

Stu's Dad- thats good news cause thats yr Mom.
now be a good boy & hold her head for me, she tends to bite.

Stu- I love you Dad.

true fucken story.

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momofthegoons

momofthegoons

vapor accessory addict
Wow Mr. Molorkus.... way to clear a room. :lmao:

Poor Stu. He is the brunt of so many of your jokes. And such a good sport! See here.... here he is at the office. He's always so happy to be here moderating, even though he gets the night shift.


And he puts up with so much! Like the constant barrage of questions he gets on a daily basis!

 
Melting Pot

Melting Pot

Sick & Twisted
Thanks @Vicki That made my day I'm doing my new weekly routine. Loading up my luggage heading to Jacksonville going to go meet with the surgeon at the Mayo.
I think this would be the time I'll get the date from my surgery I believe they're done with all the testing. :clap:
I'm ready to get this shit over and I would also like to take one.:disgust:
 
Melting Pot

Melting Pot

Sick & Twisted
Hey all my fellow sickies.Lol
Spent the day at the mayo talking to my surgeon. Seems my problems are more serve than they originally anticipated.
He said that he will address that later.Septal meycectomy my procedure!!!
Friday 13th next Friday is my surgery date they asked if it botherd me I said sooner the better before I chicken out.HaHa
Took me off Digoxin because my kidneys aren't working real well.
Fucking Rx drugs
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Trying to surf the pipeline between feelin good and pullen a whitey!!!
 
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CarolKing

CarolKing

Singer of songs and a vapor connoisseur
Vicki said:
I get my first acupuncture treatment tomorrow, and I'm nervous because I hate needles. Actually a needle phobia, not right quite up there with spiders, though. :lol:

I hope it's worth it and I get some pain relief.
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Ive had several acupuncture treatments @Vicki You just lay there quietly and relax for 30 to 40 min. The needles are very fine. Most of them you don't even feel when they put them in. I've had the needles hit a bone in my foot, but it wasn't bad. When they take them out you don't even know it unless you are looking.

I hate needles too but they aren't like a shot needle, they are very small. I highly recommend acupuncture. I had a series of treatments over a couple years. They did help me.
 
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Vicki

Vicki

Herbal Alchemist
@CarolKing this is the first time I've ever had acupuncture, and he used electricity for about 15 minutes. He also did cupping. Both were an interesting sensation, but not painful. I think I got a little relief, but I want to see how much pain I am in when I wake up in the morning, or if I can even get a decent night's sleep tonight. He wants me to have treatments every Friday.

I see a Neurologist on the 18th of this month. Not sure how he will be able to help me, though, considering he can't prescribe me anything because of my kidney disease. Not without consulting my GP, anyway. I'm already taking him copies of my X-Rays & MRI's too, so no additional tests are needed.
 
CarolKing

CarolKing

Singer of songs and a vapor connoisseur
It took me like 4 sessions before I noticed a significant difference. It's wasn't a quick fix for me. It sounds like you had something different than I did. Good luck with all the alternative care. At least you know this can't hurt you like the drugs can.

Cannabis is the holy grail as @ataxian says.
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Vicki

Vicki

Herbal Alchemist
CarolKing said:
It took me like 4 sessions before I noticed a significant difference. It's wasn't a quick fix for me. It sounds like you had something different than I did. Good luck with all the alternative care. At least you know this can't hurt you like the drugs can.

Cannabis is the holy grail as @ataxian says.
:leaf::peace:
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Thanks. :)

He said it would take several sessions. I didn't expect the electricity with the needles, but that didn't hurt. I have my own TENS unit, so I am getting used to the higher settings to get better pain relief. Something like this might bother someone else, though.

The trouble with alternative care is that insurance doesn't cover it. :disgust:
 
CarolKing

CarolKing

Singer of songs and a vapor connoisseur
Surprising that my insurance paid for acupuncture ( minus the $20 copay )and it doesn't give out medical certifications for cannabis. It also pays for chiropractor visits, I'm thankful for that. I've also used the Tens unit and had limited results. I paid to rent it through insurance, it was like $30 for a couple months.

I wish you pain relief @Vicki. I use heat for my feet and ice for my back, that temporally gives me relief. I do take Gabapentin for nerve pain, it's not an anti inflammatory. I can take Tylenol but it doesn't work.

The cannabis seems to help the most.
 
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momofthegoons

momofthegoons

vapor accessory addict
Enchantre said:
I could have made that video, btw... I'm that dorky/clumsy when riding...

We did TWENTY f-ing miles yesterday!! and, oh, were we SORE last night... don't feel too badly today, though I think we'll be walking slower....
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You'd better watch out Enchantre or you're going to get fit!!! :D

Seriously; that's great! It seems like you've embraced a new healthy lifestyle. And it's looking good on you! :tup:

@Vicki I hope this new treatment brings you the relief you've been looking for.
 
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