If your ________ has a ___________, you might be a Vaporist (Foxworthy jokes)

ChippyMalone

ChippyMalone

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I thought of a couple of these Foxworthy "you might be a Redneck" jokes for us.

I'll start:

If your kitchen sink has two bottles of 91% isopropyl alcohol sitting beside it, and one of them is brown and has a layer of sea salt at the bottom. . . . . you might be a vaporist.
 
lwien

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If visiting relatives leave your house saying, "I wonder what all those weird contraptions were?", you ARE a vaporist infected with VAS.

If visiting relatives leave your house saying, "What was he saying? What in the hell does having gas have to do with all those weird glass sculptures he has all over the place?" If they say this, you ARE a vaporist infected with GAS.

If they leave your house saying, "What in the hell was that weird smell?" you are NOT a vaporist although you still may be infected with GAS.
 
DieHard

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If many surfaces and objects in your house have sticky spots all over... You might be a. vapist.

If your "ash tray" has no ashes, you might be a vapist.

If your Brownies are "off limits" to kids...you might be a vapist.

If, to you, a nail requires a torch, not a hammer, you are a vapist.
 
SSVUN~YAH

SSVUN~YAH

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If your computer has an alarm linked up to your email, so when the PVHE stem and GonG availability thread gets a hit, it will notify you, " "

If you go to the grocery store and just get distilled water, coconut oil and chopsticks, " "

If you have unscrewed your sinks faucet for screens, " "
 
H

Hoops

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If your mailman thinks you have an unhealthy fetish for Chinese glass lamp shades, glass vases and never ending shipments from someplace called Press19, you're most likely a vaporist.

(Damn mailman gives me a big shit eating grin every time I see him now.)

If you know that cranberry extract exists....you may be a vaporist.
 
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djonkoman

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if you are talking to a friend about your vaporizer/vaping, he says something like 'that one that [description]?' and you say 'no, another one', you may be a vaporist
when he then asks how many vaporizers you have, and it takes you a few guesses or a few minutes of thinking to come up with the right number, you're definatly a vaporist.
 
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