Have You Named Your Vape?

macbill

macbill

Oh No! Mr macbill!!
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Do you have a pet name for your favorite vape? How have you personified your tool for vapor acquisition? Let's hear some names, with a requisite explanation.
 
AhBeVapin

AhBeVapin

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Hey now
I haven't named my vapes but my water tools in my sig are named

the eggplant aka gina, she is eggplant shaped with inline diffuser
the bridgestone aka dooly, birdcage with tire diffuser
d020 aka dozo, no description required
the dizygotic aka dd or double dizzy, twin can with 1xtire and 1xtree diffuser
the showercap aka cappy, SSStore FBomb knockoff
the honeycomb aka honey, can w removable mp, drip cup and kecks
That's my crew...
AVB out
 
Silver420Surfer

Silver420Surfer

Downward spiral
Never nicknamed my combustion gear when younger, not gonna start with my vape gear or my glass water art.

Reminds me of this:

Never been a fan of Rasta colors on soemthing to show that people are "down" either.

I am a canna-snob, so please forgive my remarks.
 
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CarolKing

CarolKing

Singer of songs and a vapor connoisseur
lwien said:
Never got into naming inanimate objects. Hell, I have a hard enough time remembering names of living people. :uhoh:
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It agree. I've got too many names, numbers and passwords swimming around in my head. I can't fit anything else. I do refer to my vapes as the female gender, as "her".
 
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macbill

macbill

Oh No! Mr macbill!!
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I don't have children or pets, and I can count the number of friends on my clenched fist. Not only do some of my vapes have names, I talk to them in baby-talk. I'm thinking of calling my Mighty "Moe", in honor of Moe Howard (of 3 Stooges fame), and the battleship Mighty Mo, because it's a destroyer of minds.
 
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fft

fft

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In my circle, names are handy for public discussion, especially the more communal devices. We have always named our Storz & Bickel vapes. The original Volcano was Helga ("nice german girl"). The Plenty that came after that was Dieter (definitely a little more stern). Then recently, the new Mighty became Elsa.

The Solos of course are Han, as in "Sorry I didn't call, I was out on the Kessel run"
 
AhBeVapin

AhBeVapin

Mindful Member Wellness User
Hey now,
Well @macbill slowly the anthropomorphists are showing up…
My water tools have names because I was vaked one Saturday and it seemed they to me they needed names cause they treat me so well!
I mean on DHGate they all have a part number like D020, GB187 or '8.5 inch Best quality glass bong New perk water pipe tobacco bong smoking pipe two function' etc.
Kinda boring to me...
They are my glass crew and their names reflect their shape and/or type of diffusion. For me, naming makes them familial, worthy of my respect & care, or consequences, if they act up.
AVB out
 
Solomon

Solomon

Talk to the Beard
MFLB = woody
Titan = little red bitch
NO2 = that dildo thing, black mambo, the sipper
Rise = a verb (as in "hey, let's Rise" or "I am Rise'd out" or "I have Risen"), but since I added that Tonic Hose we now tend to just call it "the hookah"
 
slick

slick

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I named my combustion gear, but never did with i got my vapes. Maybe it's because I'm older and its less of a communal thing now. Alternate theory : vapes already come with names. It feels sort of like renaming an adopted kid.
 
slick,
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