Fuck the Parkinson's, the Dr just gave me a reason to smoke MORE!

Snappo

Caveat Emptor - "A Billion People Can Be Wrong!"
Accessory Maker
I didn't want anyone to be sad last night. That wasn't the point of my video. It was to show that no matter how many lemons life throws at you when adding cannabis those lemons get skunky.

And regardless of my affliction for Mary Jane I always try and have things in my day that I look forward to. It's not always a sesh that helps me. Sometimes it's artwork, or reading, or meditation, or shooting heroin, or takibg a walk with my kids.

Only kidding fuckers, I hate walking with the kids!

Anyways, life can easily bring you down. It's easy to miss the sunshine if we keep our heads in our pain. The pain for me isn't going anywhere. I can always count on it. For me my challenge is looking past it and learning how to shove positivity in its face.

I lose sometimes, but that's ok. If you always won than life would get pretty boring. Like pakas. The challenges are what keeps us going, what lights that fire under me to get up and move past it.

Or, be friends with @momofthegoons who won't fucking allow me to be sad. She knows sometimes that I need to take the cape off and just cry. But friends like her, my wife, my kids, other friends (some from here) remind me about the big picture.

There may not be a light at the end of the tunnel right now but that's not to say that the bulb isn't on its way.

I'll just be waiting here with my nail and vape ready to go.
That's pretty profound powerful stuff you're giving us today, generously, as always! Reminds me foremost of a battle-seasoned soldier whose selfless sacrifices are great, with but small yet precious inner rewards, if any, at times. Your sharing here inspires me to embrace my struggles with a more evenly tempered acceptance, and to appreciate more fully and readily what good happens to come about. Thank you!!!
 

Stu

Maconheiro
Staff member
I hate moving!
So you're in that rare club of...

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In other news:

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:peace:
 

Melting Pot

Sick & Twisted
So went and had three teeth pulled yesterday getting ready for my trip to Jacksonville.
Posted a pic of an old pet that I used to have now I'm sitting crying like a schoolgirl.I'm like an emotional rollercoaster I think I just have too much shit going on in my life right now.
Family, FC,MJ and my pets only thing keeping me sane right now!!!
 
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DieHard

Accessory supplier
Accessory Maker
So went and had three teeth pulled yesterday getting ready for my trip to Jacksonville.
Posted a pic of an old pet that I used to have now I'm sitting crying like a schoolgirl.I'm like an emotional rollercoaster I think I just have too much shit going on in my life right now.
Family, FC,MJ only thing keeping me sane right now!!!

Damn bro, hard to like that post. It's a "I feel for ya' and I'm here for ya'." Like.
 

momofthegoons

vapor accessory addict
So went and had three teeth pulled yesterday getting ready for my trip to Jacksonville.
Posted a pic of an old pet that I used to have now I'm sitting crying like a schoolgirl.I'm like an emotional rollercoaster I think I just have too much shit going on in my life right now.
Family, FC,MJ and my pets only thing keeping me sane right now!!!
Awww... :ugh:

There are those days where it seems like everything you look at, every song you hear, everything you do reminds you of something from the past. More often than not, those reminders are sad ones.

You do have a lot on your plate right now; don't forget. Just the emotional craziness of knowing you are having surgery and getting things ready is bad..... having teeth pulled on top of it is putting a whole new stressor and pain level into the equation.

My unsolicited advice? Flow with it. This is one of those times in your life that you just have to "throw it up to the Universe" and have faith that things will turn out positively. And as to remembering dear old friends who are no longer around? That will always be something that will bring a tear, but with those tears can also come happy memories. I can't say to stuff those away.... rather embrace those memories. They were a good part of your life.

Vape a little and maybe even pull out some old photo albums and really have a good cry. It can be a catharsis.
 
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Melting Pot

Sick & Twisted
Thanks @momofthegoons @DieHard for the kind words I needed them! I feel a lot better today I must have got all that crap out of me yesterday :tup:
I don't know what came over me but I felt good to get it all out.
I'm really missing @dorkus_molorkus his post always put a smile on my face!
@mvapes I'm looking forward to meeting you I wish it was under different circumstances .You know I won't hold you to it I know Jacksonville is a long ways away!:peace:
 

dorkus_molorkus

Well-Known Member
Aww MP that’s very nice of you to say. many of you have said some sweet things in my absence & i must say Im very flattered.

Im glad my silliness achieves the goal of giving some peeps a chuckle when they need it the most.


Im sorry I haven’t been around as much lately, but I have been looking after my sick grandmother.
It appeared she had developed this strange penchant for Japanese porn in the search spiritual enlightenment in her latter years.


She asked me for some help & I started searching online.
So, I got her some freaky bukkake vids & some footage of the donkey show in Thailand.

@Stu was the back half of the donkey costume & @mvapes was the front. Some little thai chick disappeared her forearm into the donkey ass and pulls out a clown on a unicycle!

TOTES AMAZEBALLS!:rockon:


Anyhoo, when the DVD ‘s arrived in the mail, Grandma grabs the package and runs up stairs shrieking. ‘I’ll be coming soon Lord.’


OMG what a horny old broad!
No wonder grandad died, she prolly shagged him to death.

Next thing she is swearing & cursing. Asking me what sort of fuckwit was I?
And whether or not I really, truly was a retarded dickhead?


Turns out she wasn’t after Japanese porn after all, I totally misunderstood.
She has had enough of me in general & has decided to stop stealing oxygen from the young people.


She originally asked me for some help with ‘youth in asia’.
So I got the horny old bitch some Japanese porn.

Woops my bad, but in my defense.
Who doesn’t like Japanese schoolgirls shitting in the mouth of middle aged businessmen??
Classic stuff
Am I right?


When in reality all she wanted was a plastic bag and a big, long hug.
Too fucken easy.


A big friggen green garden waste bag with a big orange draw string & some gaffer tape, then I got her to lie in a carefully prepared hole.

Well I just plonked her in there TBH.
I sat there and had a couple of beers & she just kept on fucken talking.

Something about how she wished she had the bukkake mag to read whilst she waited.


So I picked up the shovel, filled it in
and here I am.


I think caring for seniors is a giving, rewarding vocation.
I have placed a craigslist ad.


WANTED- FECALLY CHALLENGED SENILE SENIOR CITIZEN FOR CARING CARER.

Does your Mom or dad shit themselves constantly and yell ‘Wheel of fortune’ answers at the tv when its ‘Family Feud’ time?


Well you don’t have to listen to how things were in the good old days any more! Nor do you have to wonder how the yellow stains ended up at the back?


Pack that senile old fucker up & send em to-



Dorkus’s twilight home for the permanently confused.
Where everyones a winner!
All the donkey porn they can handle & a big hug at the end of the day!



I think Im on a winner with this one.:tup:
 

mvapes

Scratchin' Glass!
Accessory Maker
@Melting Pot - I moved. Jacksonville is less far now! I'm so down!

Just keep in mind, in real life I truly am batshit crazy. I blame on my meds. The one I got from from the doctor too.

@dorkus_molorkus, I have to agree with @momofthegoons. I got a bit excited once I felt your presence. My shwartz tingled a bit. Next time you disappear send a fucking letter. A guy as smart as you and as crazy as a rat in shit house can be nerve racking when you go off the grid.

Good to see you back bud!
 
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