Shit you've invented while stoned:

basement farmer · Jan 1, 2015

My latest: Guammous

50:50 guacamole to hummus, 50:50 New World to Old World.

Don't be hatin' without trying.

Enchantre · Jan 1, 2015

Chunky Guac dipped with Pork Rinds.

Magic9 · Jan 1, 2015

I invented a home healthcare robot companion for elderly people who live independently. It would talk and keep them company, play memory/exercise games, remind them to take meds and other forgotten stuff, would have a camera so family members can check in and talk/see them 24/7, it would call 911 and roll video if there was a fall or a code word, maybe some heat sensors to detect if the oven was on, a roomba so it can vacuum as it moves, maybe some type of connectivity to an entertainment system so it can play music/movies/tv with just voice commands. It's a pretty kick ass robot.

lwien · Jan 1, 2015

Magic9 said:
I invented a home healthcare robot companion for elderly people who live independently. It would talk and keep them company, play memory/exercise games, remind them to take meds and other forgotten stuff, would have a camera so family members can check in and talk/see them 24/7, it would call 911 and roll video if there was a fall or a code word, maybe some heat sensors to detect if the oven was on, a roomba so it can vacuum as it moves, maybe some type of connectivity to an entertainment system so it can play music/movies/tv with just voice commands. It's a pretty kick ass robot.

I'll beta test it. :brow:

Magic9 · Jan 1, 2015

lwien said:
I'll beta test it.

Right now it's just a vacuum cleaner with a CD player taped to it and a hat, but when it's done, you're first in line.

capcoho · Jan 1, 2015

Enchantre said:
Chunky Guac dipped with Pork Rinds.

Hah me too! Totally delicious and satiating.

I also just started eating avocados a couple years ago and now can't get enough of them.

lwien · Jan 2, 2015

capcoho said:
Hah me too! Totally delicious and satiating.

I also just started eating avocados a couple years ago and now can't get enough of them.

You's goona get fat eatin' all them 'cados.

Enchantre · Jan 2, 2015

lwien said:
You's goona get fat eatin' all them 'cados.

ROFLMAO!

That's great. I'm down 70-fucking-pounds since going paleo.

It isn't the avocado that makes you fat. It's the chips.

Oh, and while medicated heavily, I've solved the secret of the universe.... that's like inventing stuff... oh, a philosophy! that's what I've invented.

lwien · Jan 2, 2015

I lived in a house once that had an avocado tree in the back yard. Also had a persimmon tree that branched over the top of the house. At night, we could hear the raccoons scrambling around on the roof trying to get those persimmons.

Anyway, I also had a dog.......lab/golden mix.....Saba. About a month after we moved in I noticed that she was getting really fat and I couldn't figure it out 'cause we didn't change the amount of food that she was given and she was gettin' the same amount of exercise she always got.

It then dawned on me what was causing all of those half eaten avocados that were laying all over the grass. I thought it was the raccoons or birds but I never thought it was her. She blew up like a blimp.

peterpiper · Jan 2, 2015

Back bras

DDave · Jan 2, 2015

lwien said:
I lived in a house once that had an avocado tree in the back yard. Also had a persimmon tree that branched over the top of the house.

@ Myself..... I read this as you had to give the tree "permission" to branch over the top of the house! I really need a "Bump if you need to get Vaked" Thread!

peterpiper said:
Back bras

Am glad no one chimed in with the usual "Without pics.... doesn't exist." comment!!!!

As if this posting did include pics, I'd probably :puke:

(It's going to be one of those Friday's! I can already tell!)

peterpiper · Jan 2, 2015

Wankerchief
(different use for a hankerchief (prob a uk thing))

Mrmrmrmr · Jan 2, 2015

Enchantre said:
Chunky Guac dipped with Pork Rinds.

Nothing against you but I HATE pork rinds.Tried them several times in my life and after finding out what they are made from I just get :puke:

When I see them

KidFated. · Jan 2, 2015

Emergency survival kits, survival hunting/fishing kits, winter survival kits. You'll never know what something will go wrong, and sometimes it's just safer to spend the night in the woods and collect yourself and find your way in the morning.

By the way, I LOVE pork rinds..

SD_haze · Jan 2, 2015

basement farmer said:
My latest: Guammous

50:50 guacamole to hummus, 50:50 New World to Old World.

Don't be hatin' without trying.

This is in my fridge right now !!

For me,
I commissioned this glow sword in the middle here - in so much that I got vaked and drew out the dimensions and engraving. Didn't do any of the engineering though.

wax · Jan 2, 2015

Yeah pork rinds are gross. Your just eating straight fat

Nube Scrutator · Jan 2, 2015

Enjoy! (Vaked Audio Track)

basement farmer · Jan 3, 2015

peterpiper said:
Wankerchief
(different use for a hankerchief (prob a uk thing))

Disgusting but earth friendly.

Personally prefer the utility of a sock.

lwien · Jan 3, 2015

SD_haze said:
This is in my fridge right now !!

LOVE Trader Joe's. As a matter fact, I'm going there in about 30 min. from now.

DDave said:
@ Myself..... I read this as you had to give the tree "permission" to branch over the top of the house!

Yeah, I'm a badass, but not THAT much of badass.

His_Highness · Jan 3, 2015

Recently...I invented a stand for my phablet using a jewelry box and paper clips. A big step up for me since I usually use only one apparatus....duct tape. My next endeavor will be a Solo stem holder so I can store them with the bowl pointing up when hot.

randybishop · Jan 4, 2015

wax said:
Yeah pork rinds are gross. Your just eating straight fat

Actually pork rind is pig skin.

Pig skin is similar to human skin in terms of color, hair follicles, sweat glands, and subcutaneous fat. Pig skin can be grafted onto your body, and it will grow there. Pork rinds are skin snacks for aspiring Jeffrey Dehalmers.

clukx · Jan 4, 2015

I don't think I've ever invented anything

His_Highness · Jan 4, 2015

randybishop said:
Actually pork rind is pig skin.
Pig skin is similar to human skin in terms of color, hair follicles, sweat glands, and subcutaneous fat. Pig skin can be grafted onto your body, and it will grow there. Pork rinds are skin snacks for aspiring Jeffrey Dehalmers.

RandyB-Thanks for simultaneously debunking the old cannibal joke 'Taste like chicken' and eliminating any chance that I'll ever eat another pork rind.

EveryDayAmnesiac · Jan 4, 2015

The cake-less rum cake.

(Also, I think guac tastes best with minced sauerkraut and cilantro added.)

grokit · Jan 4, 2015

EveryDayAmnesiac said:
The cake-less rum cake.

(Also, I think guac tastes best with minced sauerkraut and cilantro added.)

I love cilantro, and would eat it like lettuce if I could :tup:

I disagree on the sauerkraut though, kimchee sounds better for guacamole but I think I'll stick with salsa and leave the fermented cabbage out of the avocado dip equation.

My invention also has to do with rum, I call it a "cuba libre float" :rockon:

For the uninitiated, the other two ingredients are coke and vanilla ice cream.

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