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Fuck the Parkinson's, the Dr just gave me a reason to smoke MORE!

mvapes

Scratchin' Glass!
Accessory Maker
@Vicki - I haven't seen that video in years.

Well, the smoke is subsiding as holiday shopping comes to an end and my bank account has less in it than a fucking black hole.

Is it me or are toys getting a bit expensive? Since when does a baby doll for my 3 year old cost 50 fucking bucks? Now, granted this thing shits it's pants which helps slightly with the sting but come on, that shit better stink and come out with corn in it!

When I was a kid it was homoerotic he-man dolls that cost 5 bucks and each doll had nipples that wouldn't quit. The highlight of the collection was a hottie named Teela who had boobs like a playmate!

And forget about video games, my son got 4 games for ps4 and xbox one and that alone was worth a semester in college.

What the fuck happened to etch-a-sketch and silly putty? Since when do the holidays mean refinancing your house to afford gifts?

Now I understand why @dorkus_molorkus has a second job expressing anal glands. And not on animals, he does it on humans! Supposedly borderline tantric. Or at least according to @Stu.

And @momofthegoons - I got your gift and thank you. But with batteries, lube, and the dry ice it's a totally different experience.

I hope everyone is enjoying their day. Be back later after getting ass rammed on wrapping paper at target.
 

Enchantre

Oil Painter
When miley cyrus gets naked and twerks with a hammer, it's called *art* and *music*

But when I do this at home depot, I'm called *drunk* and *asked to leave*

:freak: :shit: :hmm:
you made me cough up a lung from laughing!

I've been sick as a dog... woke up Saturday with sinuses in full infection mode - felt like someone smacked my cheekbones with a baseball bat, hard - and a full-on asthma attack, AND pain everywhere. Twitchy, electric pain. I managed 10 minute naps last night.

I'm already feeling better, but hope I can sleep tonight.
 

Vicki

Herbal Alchemist
you made me cough up a lung from laughing!

I've been sick as a dog... woke up Saturday with sinuses in full infection mode - felt like someone smacked my cheekbones with a baseball bat, hard - and a full-on asthma attack, AND pain everywhere. Twitchy, electric pain. I managed 10 minute naps last night.

I'm already feeling better, but hope I can sleep tonight.

I hope you can get some sleep tonight!
 

Enchantre

Oil Painter
Alas and alack....no sleep in sickville last night. Dear hubby was felled. ..and when I called in to work, my super let me know that about four of us came down with it.
I'm seriously thinking somebody got their flu shot, and we've all caught it.
Sneezy today. . Still coughing, but the chunks of lung tissue are getting smaller.

I hate this. My mom was a smoker - not the good kind - and my childhood was filled with her hacking every morning over the kitchen sink.
Every time I hear myself "channel" her it bugs me. ... oh and she was always sick. She really was, but she made it her lifestyle.
 

momofthegoons

vapor accessory addict
@Enchantre nothing worse than a cold during the holidays! Feel better!

And @momofthegoons - I got your gift and thank you. But with batteries, lube, and the dry ice it's a totally different experience.

:uhh: We talking about the same gift? Ohhhhhhh...... THAT gift.... :razz: I know you were uncomfortable about it at first, but I knew you'd come around...

Has anyone talked to @dorkus_molorkus lately? I know he got that part time holiday job as Santa down at the shopping center... But then things went awry and he got arrested.


Suppose he'll be out by Christmas?
 

Melting Pot

Sick & Twisted
Hope everyone is surviving the holiday shopping I'm with @mvapes my bank account sure isn't.Had another visit with my cardiologists today my 2 week follow up after they zapped me and made some adjustments to my pacemaker.Not really feeling much better but he told me keep taking my meds and give it a little time. So I had a horrible case of the bricks shits bunch of blood in my stool so I went to my GP.I told him about the blood in my stool depression and all the horrible thoughts he prescribed me Omezaprol, Citalapram (SSRI) hopefully they work. Anyone have any input on citalopram?

@Vicki Hope u start feeling better.@Enchantre my dad just had his flu shot and got horribly sick I hope you feel better soon @grokit would have been nice to see that.LOL

My 2 o'clock alarm just went off gotta go take some more meds :disgust:
 
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momofthegoons

vapor accessory addict
Glad to see you around @Melting Pot but sorry to hear that, not only don't you feel well, they are pumping your full of drugs. :( Unfortunately, those drugs may save your life. Try to relax this holiday and vape and... well enjoy the best you can.

The family has come to town (the ones that live out of state) for the week and our festivities have begun. Now it's a straight run of parties and partying until January 1st. At that point, I usually feel every one of my years and am ready to make tons of resolutions, lmao.

Hope everyone isn't letting the commercialism of Christmas ruin the holiday for you. For those of you with young ones to keep happy, I know it's hard. Toys are expensive. But they are only children for a short time.... try to establish a holiday tradition. I was telling @mvapes earlier that he should start a new yearly tradition with his kids. My husband and daughter watch "It's a Wonderful Life" every year together. Such a good movie that reminds us to be thankful for the small things in life. It's the spirit, love and gathering of Christmas that makes it a magical time.. not the amount of gifts under the tree.
 

Enchantre

Oil Painter
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Hope everyone isn't letting the commercialism of Christmas ruin the holiday for you. For those of you with young ones to keep happy, I know it's hard. Toys are expensive. But they are only children for a short time.... try to establish a holiday tradition. I was telling @mvapes earlier that he should start a new yearly tradition with his kids. My husband and daughter watch "It's a Wonderful Life" every year together. Such a good movie that reminds us to be thankful for the small things in life. It's the spirit, love and gathering of Christmas that makes it a magical time.. not the amount of gifts under the tree.
Watching the Muppets Christmas Carol has, somehow, become the family tradition, now that all the kids are grown up.
Hopefully, by Thursday, we'll be well enough to have family over.
 

mvapes

Scratchin' Glass!
Accessory Maker
Well, here we are again at that time of year where we all fluctuate the value of the glass and vape market as none of us have shit to spend. Or at least those of us who have kids and families or as I like to call us, miserable.

Tonight as we sit down to Christmas dinner with family we haven't seen for a while as well as some family we'd rather not see try to keep in mind that someone somewhere is flinging poop. This always brings a smile to my vibrating face.

On a serious note, the holidays change as we get older. We, as adults can't help but start to think about our childhoods and what this time of year was like for us growing up. Mine for example isn't full of great memories as my childhood was less than what anyone would consider normal or pleasurable for that matter. It used to depress me and constantly started my holidays on the wrong foot year after year.

This year my friends is going to be different, I've learned that the past is the past and no matter how much it hurts or haunts us it cannot be changed. Our purpose or the purpose of those memories are only meant to remind you of what we need to do today to make sure our loved ones don't suffer the same fate. Today we start making great memories.

I am sending as much strength and white light as possible to all of you in hopes that you can get the power you need to help you put aside those memories you have and regardless of what those memories entail. We should all truly from the bottom of our heart's enjoy the holidays like we're kids again. And yes, @grokit this means you can go to the comic book store and @Vicki you can dream of Karl Urban bringing gifts down your chimney. @Melting Pot - I hope you get that lego defibrillator you wanted! @dorkus_molorkus - I don't know if Santa has the kind of stuff to please you and @Stu but I'm sure you both get something that brings a smile to your faces.

You all deserve that. Let's forget for now our illnesses, our short comings, our jobs, or whatever it is that stresses us out and have some fucking fun today.

@t-dub - I am pretty sure santa will be hitting you up but knowing how clean you keep everything I think St Nick has issues taking his shoes off everytime he comes in.

@momofthegoons - I'm going to say something very out of context here. I hope you have an amazing holiday, the gift you've given me has truly changed my life for the better. It's given me strength and guidance and has helped me get through some of the most difficult times in my life. That gift is your friendship. Thank you for helping me find me.

Thank you again all and please enjoy your family and friends.

Bless you all.

And that means you too @pakalolo! We know the truth, your a good dude.
 

Vicki

Herbal Alchemist
Well, here we are again at that time of year where we all fluctuate the value of the glass and vape market as none of us have shit to spend. Or at least those of us who have kids and families or as I like to call us, miserable.

Tonight as we sit down to Christmas dinner with family we haven't seen for a while as well as some family we'd rather not see try to keep in mind that someone somewhere is flinging poop. This always brings a smile to my vibrating face.

On a serious note, the holidays change as we get older. We, as adults can't help but start to think about our childhoods and what this time of year was like for us growing up. Mine for example isn't full of great memories as my childhood was less than what anyone would consider normal or pleasurable for that matter. It used to depress me and constantly started my holidays on the wrong foot year after year.

This year my friends is going to be different, I've learned that the past is the past and no matter how much it hurts or haunts us it cannot be changed. Our purpose or the purpose of those memories are only meant to remind you of what we need to do today to make sure our loved ones don't suffer the same fate. Today we start making great memories.

I am sending as much strength and white light as possible to all of you in hopes that you can get the power you need to help you put aside those memories you have and regardless of what those memories entail. We should all truly from the bottom of our heart's enjoy the holidays like we're kids again. And yes, @grokit this means you can go to the comic book store and @Vicki you can dream of Karl Urban bringing gifts down your chimney. @Melting Pot - I hope you get that lego defibrillator you wanted! @dorkus_molorkus - I don't know if Santa has the kind of stuff to please you and @Stu but I'm sure you both get something that brings a smile to your faces.

You all deserve that. Let's forget for now our illnesses, our short comings, our jobs, or whatever it is that stresses us out and have some fucking fun today.

@t-dub - I am pretty sure santa will be hitting you up but knowing how clean you keep everything I think St Nick has issues taking his shoes off everytime he comes in.

@momofthegoons - I'm going to say something very out of context here. I hope you have an amazing holiday, the gift you've given me has truly changed my life for the better. It's given me strength and guidance and has helped me get through some of the most difficult times in my life. That gift is your friendship. Thank you for helping me find me.

Thank you again all and please enjoy your family and friends.

Bless you all.

And that means you too @pakalolo! We know the truth, your a good dude.

Right back at you, man! :)

I hope everyone has a good Christmas, or just able to take advantage of some time off, hopefully. Be safe if you are traveling!!! :nod:
 

Enchantre

Oil Painter
Sure, @mvapes , go ahead and ruin my poor-pity-me-whine session here.

While we frequently do whatever we can to help the rest of our family/friends when needed, I'm sitting here today deeply disappointed that, while they all were notified that we are ill, and that we can't make it for the xmas festivities, NOT A SINGLE ONE has asked if we need anything.

So, today, my deathly ill hubby and I are putting clothing on, and are going to support each other as we go get some more water. It might kill us, it might make us stronger, and if we can only manage to drag one 3 gallon water bottle up the stairs at a time, so be it.

Hope all you and yours are well.

Edit: Sorry. I am in a foul mood.
 
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momofthegoons

vapor accessory addict
@momofthegoons - I'm going to say something very out of context here. I hope you have an amazing holiday, the gift you've given me has truly changed my life for the better. It's given me strength and guidance and has helped me get through some of the most difficult times in my life. That gift is your friendship. Thank you for helping me find me.
Wow.. I have tears in my eyes... It's been my absolute pleasure becoming your friend. And good friends support each other... so back at you mvapes. ;)

I have a few wonderful friends here on this forum and am thankful for every one of you. :luv:


"On Christmas Eve as I was snug in my bed,
Guess what some little creatures were doing instead?
Little mice were making their stops
And of course they left their teeny-tiny plops.
And now this Christmas I present to you
This little bag of mice doo-doo!"
 

Enchantre

Oil Painter
We made it! Happy dance...

Funniest darned thing, today, of all days, I saw a "deal" happen at the well. It just caught my ear (!!) when I heard, "Could we get in trouble, doing this here?" "Nah, it's all okay. I'm a trained professional!"
I glanced over, and saw a pretty quart jar of dense green buds being pulled out of a duffel.

Looked away fast, finished my water gathering, and wobbled away.

Around that cute deal in the middle, I'm pretty amazed at just how much a little sun & fresh air can help, and also just how damned much a 3 gallon bottle of water weighs! granted, it's not that much (I usually carry two up the stairs at a time, no issue), but that one bottle I carried took all my strength out. Hubby is taking a nap!

I have done a boiling water treatment of all my glass, too. a little sanitation is a good thing, once in awhile.

I love you all. Happy Saturnalia!

...Oh, and tonight's movie is "A Christmas Carol" with George C Scott. Best Scrooge, best Ghost of Christmas Present ...

Tomorrow, it will be the beloved classic, "The Muppet's Christmas Carol" with Michael Caine. Abso-fucking-lutely the best actor to play amongst Muppets, IMO. Great music.

Feel free to drop by. Dabs, hits, bakes available!
 
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Vicki

Herbal Alchemist
We went out to look at Christmas lights tonight, and I took a few pictures. :)

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t-dub

Vapor Sloth
Merry Christmas and happy holidaze to all my friends here in the FC pain club . . . :peace:

Just got back from visiting the in-laws up north. The first night I was there people had me up past 4 in the morning talking about vaping and weed. It seems I am now a family celebrity and in house vaping/weed expert. One of my relatives said he was bringing his high school buddy to the party, turned out to be a deputy district attorney from WA . . . :lol: Boy did we have an interesting chat. I brought up some big pine cone sized buds, blew everyones mind lol . . .

Anyways, happy whatever you celebrate to everyone!
@t-dub - I am pretty sure santa will be hitting you up but knowing how clean you keep everything I think St Nick has issues taking his shoes off everytime he comes in.
@mvapes thats what the disposable booties are for . . . :p

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mvapes

Scratchin' Glass!
Accessory Maker
@t-dub - I knew you would have booties. If I ever needed a medical procedure in Oregon I know I can count on either a surgery center or t-dubs lab for a sterile environment.

Quite the opposite of @dorkus_molorkus - when you leave his house you need to go through a decontamination system assuring nothing from his house is let back into society. I believe the Australian CDC said even ebola couldn't survive in that environment.

Where the hell is @momofthegoons - last I heard she had a few Christmas parties to go and last night I get this pic.

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All it said underneath was we got the son of a bitch!

Wtf?
 

momofthegoons

vapor accessory addict
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Actually I'm not, lol. But so tired! And my feet hurt so badly I can barely put weight on them. But we partied like it was 1999. :D The last guest left at 3:00 am and I didn't get up until a few minutes ago, lol. And let me tell you.. I feel every inch of my age. :myday:

Now the question becomes what the hell to do with all the leftover appetizers, etc. I have enough to throw another party. I made way too much food. Party anyone? :rockon: :D

And mvapes, as you know from the Snap I sent you in the middle of the night, I was feeling no pain. Then. :lol:
 

t-dub

Vapor Sloth
Now the question becomes what the hell to do with all the leftover appetizers, etc. I have enough to throw another party.
Thats what New Years is for . . . :party:

I can already see the libations lining up:
  • @momofthegoons - the Akvavit is in the freezer . . . calling you.
  • @mvapes - the Manichewitz awaits you, mazel tov.
  • @dorkus_molorkus - Not sure what he is guzzling this year but its a body fluid of some type. Don't ever offer him a drink in a "cup" because he will start looking for your athletic supporter.
  • @Vicki - Whatever you are drinking keep your feet under you and add a splash of cranberry.
  • @Enchantre - Waiting for someone to call and tell her what the drink for the evening is . . .
  • @Melting Pot - Whatever your cardiologist says you can't have, but just one.
  • @VaporsVaporizer - Your libation will be European and consumed on GMT. Maybe a gin & tonic.
  • @Stu - Beer is good for you, need I say more.
Not sure what I'm drinking but it is gonna start something like this:

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And end something like this:

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But seriously, I wish you all a SAFE and happy new year . . . :peace:

Go Ducks!!!
 
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