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Fuck the Parkinson's, the Dr just gave me a reason to smoke MORE!

pakalolo

Toolbag v1.1 (candidate)
Staff member
You're right. It's probably @max. I get those two mixed up all the time, especially when they're in full costume array.

(I have no doubt that both of these guys are just going to LOVE being part of this thread.....:uhoh:)

You, sir, are late to the party. @dorkus_molorkus has dragged me in here on multiple occasions, as has @momofthegoons and @Stu and other parties, the details of which I cannot discuss while it's before the courts.

Tagging does not work completely in an edit, by the way. If you don't do it the first time you post, the tagged member doesn't get an alert.
 

momofthegoons

vapor accessory addict
@VaporsVaporizer have a wonderful trip. We expect pictures.......

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VaporsVaporizer

On the Stoop
@VaporsVaporizer have a wonderful trip. We expect pictures.......

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Oh you'll get pictures ! I've taken a few hundred already. I'll make an album when i get back and whoever is interested will get a link(well, mostly those i know ;) cause i'm in some of them lol). A'dam's been a blast as usual and my IBS has been really under control all week. I was so happy until today. I'm missing the night canal boat lights show right now :cry: but 7 good days is better then nothing and Fuck it :D Off to London tomorrow :clap:
 

mvapes

Scratchin' Glass!
Accessory Maker
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Hope everyone has a safe, peaceful and good Thanksgiving. Don't forget to take a moment and think about what you are thankful for. :)

I have to chime in. I have had the worst case of the shits I've ever had following any holiday. Maybe it's my new eating habits, maybe that turkey was pure evil and has bestowed it's worst nastiness upon me.

Maybe the fucker was prejudice against the neuraly challeged and gobbled his way right through me! But regardless, I'd gladly take tremors anyday of the week than do that again. My ass hasn't smoked like this since the last time I saw @dorkus_molorkus.

Now that I got that out of the way, how is everyone?

I trust everyone enjoyed they're holiday?

Hey @t-dub - tis the season eh? Looking good. Would look better if the two guys in the photo were shaking! Lol

Miss you all!
 

mvapes

Scratchin' Glass!
Accessory Maker
Would you look what the cat dragged in..... :D Long time no see @mvapes .

Pity about your rectum.... may I suggest?



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And to stop the flow...

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I know @dorkus_molorkus has had a lot of experience with both products so I'm sure he wouldn't mind giving you some advice. ;)

@dorkus_molorkus has had pity for my a-hole on numerous occasions. He's somewhat mastered rectal soothing and quite candidly developed quite a following for himself worldwide in that arena. I'm sure his family is as proud as I am.

He actually texted me last night and said he was lighting candles getting ready for meditation and would be sure to send plenty of brown light my way.

Must have worked cause today the leakage has been minimized like lweins short term memory. Damn I miss him, if he remembered me he'd probably miss me too.

@VaporsVaporizer - I see how busy you've been. Proud of all the things your doing! Nice work. Always sending positive vibes your way.

I've been reading up on these vape threads and found myself laughing when I realized that competition in this field has gotten so intense that companies are starting to compete with themselves launching multiple vapes at the same time! Either alzheimers is becoming prevalent in upper management or I'm totally fucking confused.

I guess since this is the Parkinson's thread let me spend a second bringing everyone up to speed on my situation and you'll be happy to know I still got it!

Now that I've gotten that out of the way who the hell saw the preview for episode 7. I don't know if I got the tingles because it looked good or because of my inner child going nuts. Either way, after watching it I tremored like I hadn't worn a patch in a week.
 

dorkus_molorkus

Well-Known Member
@dorkus_molorkus has had pity for my a-hole on numerous occasions. He's somewhat mastered rectal soothing and quite candidly developed quite a following for himself worldwide in that arena.



@mvapes when you said 'I have taken pity upon your asshole many times.' I think you may have misheard or misunderstood or you OD'd on the fucken retard pills already.

I was talking to your wife, and I said to her over & over again. 'You have my pity, he's an asshole.'

I totally understand, its an easy mistake to make.

But you are utterly correct, I am a worldwide master of rectal soothing.
Just ask @t-dub, recently he was all bound up inside and I recommended a stiff course of twice daily 'brown bracelets'
Well look at him now, he wears a man nappy 24/7. He is now so regular, poop just runs en masse down his leg if he doesnt wear one.

Nothing but a total vindication of the health benefits of rectal prolapse therapy (aka Brown Bracelet) if you ask me.







Would you look what the cat dragged in..... :D Long time no see @mvapes .

Pity about your rectum.... may I suggest?

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And to stop the flow...

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I know @dorkus_molorkus has had a lot of experience with both products so I'm sure he wouldn't mind giving you some advice. ;)




@momofthegoons - damn straight I have had a lot of experience with both products.
Initially I had lots of trouble getting @Stu to take the retard capsules. But then I worked out I had to take them out of the box.

He still wouldnt swallow them, he would run, hide under the bed then weep and shit.

I would reluctantly go get the firehose, then shit always got weird.

But one day it just dawned on me. I worked out that while I was applying his anti-monkey butt powder
& giving him his daily 'brown bracelet', I could just leave the retard capsules in there by the handfull.

FYI-the anti- monkey ass powder totally doesnt work, cuz he still has a butt like alpha male baboon. In fact it looks more puckered and all red fucken angry than ever before.

(I think we may need to increase the Brown Bracelet regime to 3 times a day. If that doesnt soothe a red and angry puckered bunghole then I dont know what will.)




So now that @Stu is even more fucken retarded than before. He has recently taken to pulling his pants down & bending over on the balcony. So far he has managed to shoot the neighbours cat & 2 pigeons with rectally launched retard pills. He shoots em off like an M60 & then comes back inside for a reload.

Sure its all a bit weird and all that, but on the upside,

the pigeons were delicious.
 

mvapes

Scratchin' Glass!
Accessory Maker
Ah, @t-dub it's nice to see there's more than a handful of people doing well this year. I'm currently in the market for a scooter hoping to reduce some costs.

Speaking of doing well, the in laws moved down to help us with things. Funny thing is I had a similar outcome to @dorkus_molorkus when the in laws got involved. I ended up with an ulcer, a rash, and somehow financially drained. Only difference between my situation and dorks is that they shared a bed.

From here forward whenever someone reaches out and says that they just want to help I'm gonna say fuck that and just write them a check. At least I cut out the grief. Worst part is is that now that I've met more of my wife's family I'm concerned that my future may be grimm if she turns into one of these haggards.

Her uncle Frank reminded me of non other than uncle Fester and I believe he may have eaten a neighborhood cat. All of a sudden the potential of my future being spent in an assisted living facility doesn't look so fucking bad!
 
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