Name the Biggest Lie We Hear

Enchantre

Oil Painter
I wouldn't classify social niceties as "lies"... the "I'm fine", "Happy to see you", and "It's no problem" keeps us humming along without too much blood spilled.

But, as a matter of fact, when I told you that "No, I don't think you are an idiot", I lied. You are. "Thanks for calling" - not a lie, as my coworkers and I will chuckle about it. I will move on, though, and forget you. Maybe. Depends on just how big an idiot you were. :)
 

Radio

stay true to yourselves
I wouldn't classify social niceties as "lies"... the "I'm fine", "Happy to see you", and "It's no problem" keeps us humming along without too much blood spilled.

But, as a matter of fact, when I told you that "No, I don't think you are an idiot", I lied. You are. "Thanks for calling" - not a lie, as my coworkers and I will chuckle about it. I will move on, though, and forget you. Maybe. Depends on just how big an idiot you were. :)
"I am sorry to hear that you feel that way" - no, i'm glad that you are being a total douche in response to the helpful advice i just gave you... go away and call again with a better attitude.
 

CarolKing

Singer of songs and a vapor connoisseur
This product will take away your pain. Anything from Tommy Copper socks to Australian Dream Cream. Shame on Motel Williams for pushing these and being the paid actor for Tommy Copper. They prey on the desperate for relief. They take your money and laugh all the way to the bank. Montel should know better he has MS.
 
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