Fuck the Parkinson's, the Dr just gave me a reason to smoke MORE!

Hi all,

sorry I havent been about lately, but I have been in west africa checking out real estate opportunities.
There are lots & lots of deceased estates, sure they are dirt huts, but they are dirt cheap too.

I just got back a couple of days ago.
Some nice fellow at the airport pointed a temp reader in my general vicinity while another gentleman asked me if I had a nice time in Africa as he fondled my nether regions.
All in the name of security of course.

Some other bloke asked me if I had any contact with anyone sick whilst overseas?
I did mention the donkey sex show at the layover in Bangkok, but it seems it wasnt what he meant.
He then looked at the scanner & said he wished his dick was as big as mine.

I did point out that groping old ladies, children and making demeaning comments about others, while behaving like Hitlers adopted mildly retarded redheaded step brother was never going to help ones little todger become something that might ever remotely satisfy a woman.

He just blinked at me with his squinty piggy eyes as he dropped my laptop.
Touche my good man.

Anyhoo, im not feeling the best. I had bit of a vomit on the bus today & now I seem to be bleeding somewhat from my rectum.

But no matter what Im going to the rolling stones concert tonight, even if it kills me. Im going to take the train so I dont have to worry about parking or soiling the carpet if I continue to not feel well and explode like a hemorrhagic tick.

wish me luck.
Jumping jack flash!
its a gas, gas ,gas.

Good luck @dorkus_molorkus !

So they pushed my procedure forward to yesterday they zapped me twice with no luck still A fib going to give me some different meds try again in 2 weeks. Kind of bummed really was hoping this was going to work. On the plus side I think this knew cardiologist is going to get me feeling good hopefully. I'm really just trying to stay positive ?

Melting Pot said:

I'm really just trying to stay positive ?

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Hang in there bro. I know invasive medical procedures with zero results can be depressing. Continue to fight because these things will eventually change or subside. If we give up its forever . . .

Melting Pot said:

So they pushed my procedure forward to yesterday they zapped me twice with no luck still A fib going to give me some different meds try again in 2 weeks. Kind of bummed really was hoping this was going to work. On the plus side I think this knew cardiologist is going to get me feeling good hopefully. I'm really just trying to stay positive ?

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Stay positive MP, my mom used to go through the same thing before her pacemaker. They'll figure it out soon i'm sure. Hope the new meds work

This place is fucking awesome

Okay guys.... you've "arrived." A one piece jumpsuit for the more formal look. I think @dorkus_molorkus would look smashing in it!

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"You're dumb. You're dense. You're a mental midget with the IQ of a butter dish whose mind is a black hole that sucks all surrounding thought into it in an infinite singularity of pure stupidity. Stephen, I'm surprised you can ever dress yourself. I bet you have to rub peanut butter inside your lips to remember to open your mouth to breathe. I have never met and I hope to never meet again a man so pervasively astoundingly unyieldingly ignorant..."

Cute Halloween costumes.

This is me & @Stu winning mardi gras on the weekend.

Its not hard to work out who's who.
Stu has his typical blank look on his face & as you can see I am very excited we won!



I dunno who all them other poofs were.
Although I did see Mom showing @mvapes the correct way to say thankyou when receiving the gift of complimentary water.
I also noticed @t-dub forgot his pants again, (nice use of a sock as a wraparound),
and then his leg got a bit sore at one point too.
See how he attempts to use some yoga instead of walking it off.
Def didnt look very fucking Zen to me.

I soiled my loincloth . . .

@dorkus_molorkus ...

dorkie did I leave my red garter belt at your place afterwards? That's my favorite nun's outfit and it just isn't the same without it...

momofthegoons said:

@dorkus_molorkus ...

dorkie did I leave my red garter belt at your place afterwards? That's my favorite nun's outfit and it just isn't the same without it...

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Last I saw, @t-dub was wearing it.

Make sure you get him to wash it 1st.

dorkus_molorkus said:

Make sure you get him to wash it 1st.

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I will NOT. The smell is kinda musky, a sexual attractant I would think, kinda like beaver anus glands

dorkus_molorkus said:

Last I saw, @t-dub was wearing it.

Make sure you get him to wash it 1st.

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I vaguely remember now... and I'll admit it. dub your legs are better than mine.



Well can I at least have my bra back dork?



And in the future, it really isn't cool teasing mvapes like we did. I think maybe we took the whole chastising thing a bit too far. Look where we found him this morning.. He had tied himself up there like he was being crucified!

I have so much fucking reading to do to catch up.

I've been away from the computer for a while nursing a bad rash. Not going to get into it but being friends with @dorkus_molorkus could be contaminating at times. Good news is, there is NO ebola in rash form!

Other than that things have been good. It's amazing what happens to you when you start to take life by the nards and learn how to harness it's positive energy. Don't worry, I still have Parkinson's but now things are different. I can't change my position in life, but I could certainly learn how to master the cards I've been dealt. And to be honest, I think you all would be proud of me because I'm getting good at this shit.

thanks to the help and support I've gotten here as well as my outside friends and family I have truly got my life back in shape.

I also want you guy's to know that I've become quite spiritual lately and whenever I ask the stars for help I keep many of in my heart.

Now, let me read the and catch up on stuff so we could all chat.

Yay! Dad's home!

My new doctor is having me see her every 3 months now. Saw her today and she lowered some med doses, increased others, and added new drugs. Yay me. I have to wait to start one new drug for 2 weeks so my body can get used to the changes of the new drugs starting today. I'm going to start with baby doses, and see how the side effects are for me before increasing the doses. (I have instructions written down) No biologics yet, but starting a DMARD, a very old one too.

I don't have to see her again until next February, so that's something, I guess. Need to go do the dreaded mammogram now, though.

I hope everyone else is doing ok!!

You get used to going to the Dr every 3 months hope the med changes go smoothly. I have to go get smashed too I still don't believe there isn't a better way of checking

I got a Healthstone slide today for my bubbler. Dear goddz, no wonder
@Deadshort480 loves his so much! Anyway, wow, dude, that works so well. I need to really watch some vids, though.

That really has nothing to do with this thread, per se, except it's a what I did with my day sort of thing. And, to further prattle on, OMG, I now weigh LESS than my driver's license says I do. I had to go buy new clothes.

A MAN HIT ON ME AT THE MMJ MARKET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Of course, I stumbled over my words, totally got flustered, grinned like an idiot (as well I should, this little village is mine), and felt awkward. I just gritted my teeth until my hubby returned and "rescued" me.

But, a man Hit on me! .... okay, a MJ medical patient MMJ market Lounge lizard hit on me...

and I felt like a girl again.

and I'm thinking that some of this credit goes to the cannabis paste thing I'm doing (there's a thread), and I know that it really ALL is entirely due to the Holy Grail of herbal medicine, @ataxian 's favorite houseplant, our beloved Cannabis.



Thank you, beloved (and tolerated ) denizens of this sacred thread... and fuck PD.

Enchantre said:

I got a Healthstone slide today for my bubbler. Dear goddz, no wonder
@Deadshort480 loves his so much! Anyway, wow, dude, that works so well. I need to really watch some vids, though.

That really has nothing to do with this thread, per se, except it's a what I did with my day sort of thing. And, to further prattle on, OMG, I now weigh LESS than my driver's license says I do. I had to go buy new clothes.

A MAN HIT ON ME AT THE MMJ MARKET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Of course, I stumbled over my words, totally got flustered, grinned like an idiot (as well I should, this little village is mine), and felt awkward. I just gritted my teeth until my hubby returned and "rescued" me.

But, a man Hit on me! .... okay, a MJ medical patient MMJ market Lounge lizard hit on me...

and I felt like a girl again.

and I'm thinking that some of this credit goes to the cannabis paste thing I'm doing (there's a thread), and I know that it really ALL is entirely due to the Holy Grail of herbal medicine, @ataxian 's favorite houseplant, our beloved Cannabis.



Thank you, beloved (and tolerated ) denizens of this sacred thread... and fuck PD.

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I consider my Healthstones to be the shortcut to where I want to be. They're just so convenient.

You know shit's lame when Harvard Medical and Boston Medical send you a huge survey asking about your disease As if I needed the reminder today. Where's my damn Vicodin?