Fuck you !!!

I've been holding off but its time to give a good old fuck you to Storz and Bickel. Fuck you for releasing such an expensive vape as the Crafty and supplying the cheapest, nastiest and most useless shipping on the planet. (this is to the German office).

Seriously. You motherfuckers have one shipping option at $100 and another for $0. Sounds great but you should mention the $0 option will be literally on a slow boat to China. And fuck your customer service idiots for lying directly to my face. Finally, fuck you for ruining my Saturday. Customer service officer Nicole told me the package was in my country as the tracking provided never updates. I waited all day for a package that would never arrive. On the Monday the tracking finally updated to show my Crafty has been floating around some backwoods German town for 10 days. Also if you sign up for email updates you will not receive any emails.

Fuck you Storz and Bickel. This is simply not good enough. Gehen und saugen Hitlers Schwanz Sie nutzlos Fotzen
 

Radio

stay true to yourselves
I've been holding off but its time to give a good old fuck you to Storz and Bickel. Fuck you for releasing such an expensive vape as the Crafty and supplying the cheapest, nastiest and most useless shipping on the planet. (this is to the German office).

Seriously. You motherfuckers have one shipping option at $100 and another for $0. Sounds great but you should mention the $0 option will be literally on a slow boat to China. And fuck your customer service idiots for lying directly to my face. Finally, fuck you for ruining my Saturday. Customer service officer Nicole told me the package was in my country as the tracking provided never updates. I waited all day for a package that would never arrive. On the Monday the tracking finally updated to show my Crafty has been floating around some backwoods German town for 10 days. Also if you sign up for email updates you will not receive any emails.

Fuck you Storz and Bickel. This is simply not good enough. Gehen und saugen Hitlers Schwanz Sie nutzlos Fotzen
That sounds like a load of shit! Fuck that company
 

Stu

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Stu,

lwien

Well-Known Member
I've been holding off but its time to give a good old fuck you to Storz and Bickel. Fuck you for releasing such an expensive vape as the Crafty and supplying the cheapest, nastiest and most useless shipping on the planet. (this is to the German office).

Seriously. You motherfuckers have one shipping option at $100 and another for $0. Sounds great but you should mention the $0 option will be literally on a slow boat to China. And fuck your customer service idiots for lying directly to my face. Finally, fuck you for ruining my Saturday. Customer service officer Nicole told me the package was in my country as the tracking provided never updates. I waited all day for a package that would never arrive. On the Monday the tracking finally updated to show my Crafty has been floating around some backwoods German town for 10 days. Also if you sign up for email updates you will not receive any emails.

Fuck you Storz and Bickel. This is simply not good enough. Gehen und saugen Hitlers Schwanz Sie nutzlos Fotzen

Just one of the classic symptoms of VAS in full bloom. ;)

S&B. Fucking VAS enablers.
 

lwien

Well-Known Member
Fuck you, EveryDayAmnesiac.

Fuck you and all your baggage and all your bullshit. Why don't you do everyone a favor and go fucking kill yourself, you whiny, worthless, pathetic asshole.


If you're such a whiny, worthless, pathetic asshole, what in the hell are you doing with over 5, 943 likes here?

It's obvious that there is a disconnect with how you view yourself versus how others view you and since you're basically judging yourself on how others view you, you may want to step back a bit and take a look at that.

And, as others have already implied here, you are not some fucking fortune teller who can predict what the future holds so to assume that tomorrow will be just like today is simply.....................not true.
 

EveryDayAmnesiac

Well-Known Member
YA Gonna put that HI and roasting tube collection of yours up for sale first ??

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If this doesn't make you pop a woody, then I don't know anything about woodies.

(Forgive the amateurishness of the photo.)

You mean this collection? Fuck no.

Still have 2 different Afzelia burls, highly figured buckeye burl, and Bethlehem olive wood ones on the way... :D

You can probably guess whom I have to thank for that...
 
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