Fuck the Parkinson's, the Dr just gave me a reason to smoke MORE!

Snappo

Caveat Emptor - "A Billion People Can Be Wrong!"
Accessory Maker
OMG - @Richy my Euro counterpart is back from the deathstar! And @lwien - I'm super happy to see you here, between you and I this thread was becoming straight GOY!

We were getting a little FERCOCKT in here...

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As my dad used to say to the rude idiots of life:
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Single and looking for love?


I have been trying to take less pain pills and vaporize more. I don't know why it hurts so much more this time.

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No, my dear - it really IS Bacon Soda -
http://www.amazon.com/Lesters-Fixins-Bacon-Soda/dp/B008MZGZCW
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grokit

well-worn member
I have been trying to take less pain pills and vaporize more. I don't know why it hurts so much more this time.

A couple of months after my first knee surgery they had to open me up again to scrape out scar tissue, the rehab was definitely more painful than the original open-knee reconstruction was so I know what you mean. The thing to remember is that this too will pass, just not as quickly as we might like it too. Vape on!
 

Vicki

Herbal Alchemist
A couple of months after my first knee surgery they had to open me up again to scrape out scar tissue, the rehab was definitely more painful than the original open-knee reconstruction was so I know what you mean. The thing to remember is that this too will pass, just not as quickly as we might like it too. Vape on!

My surgeon didn't splint me this time, like he did my thumb. He said he wanted me to be constantly wiggling them to prevent scar tissue. Wiggling them hurts like an SOB too.

You've had 3 surgeries in a very short period of time and he filed down a bone spur. I've had that done on a toe and it hurt like a mutha ;)

I think you're right. This time was filing down that bone spur and the tendon graft, a double wammy.
 

Snappo

Caveat Emptor - "A Billion People Can Be Wrong!"
Accessory Maker
In Yiddish - The First Words You Learn
http://www.sbjf.org/sbjco/schmaltz/yiddish_phrases.htm
Selected Yiddish Words and Phrases - impress your friends and family

A BI GEZUNT: So long as you're healthy. Expression means, "Don't worry so much about a problem, whatever it is. You've still got your health."

ALTER COCKER: An old and complaining person, an old fart.

AY-YAY-YAY: A Joyous, or at times sarcastic, exclamation.

BALABUSTA: The wife of an important person or a bossy woman.

BEI MIR BIST DU SHAYN: To me you're beautiful.

BERRYER: Denotes a woman who has excellent homemaking skills. Considered a compliment in the pre-feminist era.

BISSEL, BISSELA: A little.

BOBBEMYSEH: Old wive's tales, nonsense.

BOYCHICK: An affectionate term for a young boy.

BROCHE: A prayer.

BUBBA: A grandmother.

BUBBALA: A term of endearment, darling.

BUPKES: Something worthless or absurd.

CHAYA: An animal. "Vilda Chaya," a wild animal, is a term used to describe unruly children.

CHAZEREI: Food that is awful, junk or garbage.

CHUTZPAH: Nerve; gall, as in a person who kills her parents and asks for mercy because she is an orphan.

DRECK: Shit. Can refer to the ugliness of objects or people.

ESS: Eat.

FAYGALA: A male homosexual. (literally, little bird.)

FERBLUNJIT: Lost, mixed up.

FERCOCKT: All fucked up.

FERDRAYT: Dizzy, confused.

FARPITZS: All dressed up.

FERMISHT: All shook up, as in an acute disturbance.

FERSHLUGINA: Beaten up, messed up, no good.

FERSHTAY?: Do you understand.

FERSHTINKINER: A stinker, a louse.

FERTUMMELT: Befuddled, confused.

FRESS: To eat like an animal, i.e., quickly, noisily, and in great quantity. (Compare with ess, to eat like a human being.)

GAVALT: A cry of fear or a cry for help. Oy Gevalt is often used as expression meaning "oh how terrible."

GAY AVEK: Go away, get out of here.

GAY GA ZINTA HATE: Go in good health. Often said in parting but can be spoken with irony to mean, "go do your own thing."

GAY SHLAFEN: Go to sleep.

GELT: Money.

GONIF: A thief, a tricky clever person, a shady character.

GOY: A derogatory term meaning gentile, goyim is the plural, and goyisher is the adjective.

GREPSE: To belch.

GORNISHT: Nothing. Often used in a sarcastic manner, as in what did you get from her? Gunisht.

HAYMISH: Informal, friendly. A haimisher mensch is someone you feel comfortable with.

HOK A CHAINIK: To talk too much, to talk nonsense.

KIBITZ: To offer comments which are often unwanted during a game, to tease or joke around. A kibitzer gives unasked for advice.

KINE-AHORA: A magical phrase to ward off the evil eye or to show one's praises are genuine and not tainted by envy.

KISHKA: Intestines, belly. To hit someone in the "kishka" means to hit him in the stomach or guts.

KLUTZ: An awkward, uncoordinated person.

KOSHER: Refers to food that it prepared according to Jewish law. More generally kosher means legitimate.

KVELL: To beam with pride and pleasure, Jewish parents are prone to kvell over their children's achievements.

KVETCH: To annoy or to be an annoying person, to complain.

LOCH IN KOP: Literally a hole in the head, refers to things one definitely does not need.

LUFTMENSH: A dreamer, someone whose head is in the clouds.

LUZZEM: Leave him be, let her or him alone.

MACH SHNEL: Hurry up.

MACHER: An ambitious person; a schemer with many plans.

MAVEN: An expert, a connoisseur.

MAZEL TOV: Good luck, usually said as a statement of support or congratulations.

MEESA MASHEENA: A horrible death. The phrase "a messa mashee af deer" means a horrible death to you and is used as a curse. Some have suggested that Masheena is the origin for the insulting name for Jews of sheeny.

MEESKAIT: A little ugly one; a person or thing.

MEGILLAH: Long, complicated and boring.

MENSCH: A person of character. An individual of recognized worth because of noble values or actions.

MESHUGGE or MESHUGGINA: Crazy, refers to a more chronic disturbance.

MISHEGOSS: Inappropriate, crazy, or bizarre actions or beliefs.

MISHPOCHA: Family, usually extended family.

MOMZER: A bastard, an untrustworthy person.

MOYL: The man who circumcises baby boys at a briss.

...AND MANY MORE _ FOLLOW THE LINK AT THE TOP OF THIS POST
 

mvapes

Scratchin' Glass!
Accessory Maker
I completely forgot about @Snappo or I had no clue. The joke with the yiddish is it's common among the orthodox and many of the old timers like my uncles, aunts, grandparents, and whatever other family made it out of Poland, Germany and Russia. Get it? As in lwiens old?

I promise snappo - didn't mean to forget.
 

Snappo

Caveat Emptor - "A Billion People Can Be Wrong!"
Accessory Maker
I completely forgot about @Snappo or I had no clue. The joke with the yiddish is it's common among the orthodox and many of the old timers like my uncles, aunts, grandparents, and whatever other family made it out of Poland, Germany and Russia. Get it? As in lwiens old?

I promise snappo - didn't mean to forget.
It's OK, mvapes ...I'm a little hurt, but it's OK. I wish you the sentiment below:
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But before that happens:
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Peace & Love, my friend!!!
 

ataxian

PALE BLUE DOT
In Yiddish - The First Words You Learn
http://www.sbjf.org/sbjco/schmaltz/yiddish_phrases.htm
Selected Yiddish Words and Phrases - impress your friends and family

A BI GEZUNT: So long as you're healthy. Expression means, "Don't worry so much about a problem, whatever it is. You've still got your health."

ALTER COCKER: An old and complaining person, an old fart.

AY-YAY-YAY: A Joyous, or at times sarcastic, exclamation.

BALABUSTA: The wife of an important person or a bossy woman.

BEI MIR BIST DU SHAYN: To me you're beautiful.

BERRYER: Denotes a woman who has excellent homemaking skills. Considered a compliment in the pre-feminist era.

BISSEL, BISSELA: A little.

BOBBEMYSEH: Old wive's tales, nonsense.

BOYCHICK: An affectionate term for a young boy.

BROCHE: A prayer.

BUBBA: A grandmother.

BUBBALA: A term of endearment, darling.

BUPKES: Something worthless or absurd.

CHAYA: An animal. "Vilda Chaya," a wild animal, is a term used to describe unruly children.

CHAZEREI: Food that is awful, junk or garbage.

CHUTZPAH: Nerve; gall, as in a person who kills her parents and asks for mercy because she is an orphan.

DRECK: Shit. Can refer to the ugliness of objects or people.

ESS: Eat.

FAYGALA: A male homosexual. (literally, little bird.)

FERBLUNJIT: Lost, mixed up.

FERCOCKT: All fucked up.

FERDRAYT: Dizzy, confused.

FARPITZS: All dressed up.

FERMISHT: All shook up, as in an acute disturbance.

FERSHLUGINA: Beaten up, messed up, no good.

FERSHTAY?: Do you understand.

FERSHTINKINER: A stinker, a louse.

FERTUMMELT: Befuddled, confused.

FRESS: To eat like an animal, i.e., quickly, noisily, and in great quantity. (Compare with ess, to eat like a human being.)

GAVALT: A cry of fear or a cry for help. Oy Gevalt is often used as expression meaning "oh how terrible."

GAY AVEK: Go away, get out of here.

GAY GA ZINTA HATE: Go in good health. Often said in parting but can be spoken with irony to mean, "go do your own thing."

GAY SHLAFEN: Go to sleep.

GELT: Money.

GONIF: A thief, a tricky clever person, a shady character.

GOY: A derogatory term meaning gentile, goyim is the plural, and goyisher is the adjective.

GREPSE: To belch.

GORNISHT: Nothing. Often used in a sarcastic manner, as in what did you get from her? Gunisht.

HAYMISH: Informal, friendly. A haimisher mensch is someone you feel comfortable with.

HOK A CHAINIK: To talk too much, to talk nonsense.

KIBITZ: To offer comments which are often unwanted during a game, to tease or joke around. A kibitzer gives unasked for advice.

KINE-AHORA: A magical phrase to ward off the evil eye or to show one's praises are genuine and not tainted by envy.

KISHKA: Intestines, belly. To hit someone in the "kishka" means to hit him in the stomach or guts.

KLUTZ: An awkward, uncoordinated person.

KOSHER: Refers to food that it prepared according to Jewish law. More generally kosher means legitimate.

KVELL: To beam with pride and pleasure, Jewish parents are prone to kvell over their children's achievements.

KVETCH: To annoy or to be an annoying person, to complain.

LOCH IN KOP: Literally a hole in the head, refers to things one definitely does not need.

LUFTMENSH: A dreamer, someone whose head is in the clouds.

LUZZEM: Leave him be, let her or him alone.

MACH SHNEL: Hurry up.

MACHER: An ambitious person; a schemer with many plans.

MAVEN: An expert, a connoisseur.

MAZEL TOV: Good luck, usually said as a statement of support or congratulations.

MEESA MASHEENA: A horrible death. The phrase "a messa mashee af deer" means a horrible death to you and is used as a curse. Some have suggested that Masheena is the origin for the insulting name for Jews of sheeny.

MEESKAIT: A little ugly one; a person or thing.

MEGILLAH: Long, complicated and boring.

MENSCH: A person of character. An individual of recognized worth because of noble values or actions.

MESHUGGE or MESHUGGINA: Crazy, refers to a more chronic disturbance.

MISHEGOSS: Inappropriate, crazy, or bizarre actions or beliefs.

MISHPOCHA: Family, usually extended family.

MOMZER: A bastard, an untrustworthy person.

MOYL: The man who circumcises baby boys at a briss.

...AND MANY MORE _ FOLLOW THE LINK AT THE TOP OF THIS POST
I don't know if this is relavent?
I like a glass of fine wine in the evening after 420. (just one)
The corks on the wine have a YIDDISH PROVERB that goes like this:
Over a bottle of wine many a friend is found.
Over a Cola of Flower many a friend is found. (my translation)
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t-dub

Vapor Sloth
Apparently they're all the rage? :hmm: Who knew?

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Wow . . . Merkin Muffley . . . I love Dr. Strangelove . . . :lol:

Other usage of the term http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merkin
  • The term can be used in an obscene sense to refer to the vulva.[12]
  • The popular saltwater fly fishing lure, used primarily in targeting bonefish and permit, Del Brown's Merkin,[13] is also named after the artificial hairpiece. The Merkin fly pattern represents a crab, referencing the merkin's historical use for pubic lice (also colloquially known as crabs). Further, Del's Merkin is tied with a disc of fuzzy yarn, imitating the crab's shell, but also reminiscent of the fly's namesake.[14]
 

Snappo

Caveat Emptor - "A Billion People Can Be Wrong!"
Accessory Maker
I don't know if this is relavent?
I like a glass of fine wine in the evening after 420. (just one)
The corks on the wine have a YIDDISH PROVERB that goes like this:
Over a bottle of wine many a friend is found.
Over a Cola of Flower many a friend is found. (my translation)
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As always, @ataxian - you are a wise Zen master! So glad you are with us!
 
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