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FUnhouse

Well-Known Member
“If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.”
― Frank Zappa


“Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.”
― Frank Zappa

“We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.”
― Kurt Vonnegut


“I don't have a problem with drugs, I have a problem with policemen.”
― Keith Richards

“Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.”
― Hunter S. Thompson

If I should ever die, God forbid, let this be my epitaph:
THE ONLY PROOF HE NEEDED
FOR THE EXISTENCE OF GOD
WAS MUSIC”
Kurt Vonnegut
 

Nooky72

Dog Marley
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Crohnie

Crohn's Warrior
"It's not pining, it's passed on. This parrot is no more. It has ceased to be. It's expired and gone to meet its maker. This is a late parrot. It's a stiff. Bereft of life, it rests in peace. If you hadn't nailed it to the perch, it would be pushing up the daisies. It's rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. This is an ex parrot."


Monty Python
 

Radio

stay true to yourselves
it's nothing compared to some of the ghetto pipes we used to make as teenagers.. im ashamed to say that i smoked out of a coke can
 
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DDave

Vape Wizard
Accessory Maker
it's nothing compared to some of the ghetto pipes we used to make as teenagers.. im ashamed to say that i smoked out of a coke can
You're not talking about the same coke can with the depression on the side, holes poked there and the mouthpiece where you poppeds open the soda can in which to drink? If so, never heard of it! ;)
 
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SD_haze

Well-Known Member
"You can observe a lot by just watching."
-Yogi Berra

"The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails."
-William Arthur Ward


"It's not pining, it's passed on. This parrot is no more. It has ceased to be. It's expired and gone to meet its maker. This is a late parrot. It's a stiff. Bereft of life, it rests in peace. If you hadn't nailed it to the perch, it would be pushing up the daisies. It's rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. This is an ex parrot."

Monty Python
:rofl:
I hadn't seen this sketch in forever,
but I TOTALLY read it in Cleese's voice. Made my morning!
 

FUnhouse

Well-Known Member
"It's not pining, it's passed on. This parrot is no more. It has ceased to be. It's expired and gone to meet its maker. This is a late parrot. It's a stiff. Bereft of life, it rests in peace. If you hadn't nailed it to the perch, it would be pushing up the daisies. It's rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. This is an ex parrot."


Monty Python
"No, no.....No, 'e's stunned!"
 

grokit

well-worn member
"To be an American against U.S. wars and aid to repressive regimes, you must be against the American empire, because that is where the impulse for war and aid come from. To be against the American empire, you must be against American exceptionalism, because that is where the impulse for empire comes from. War is the symptom, empire is the disease, and exceptionalism is the cause."

~ Caleb Rossiter
 
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