Fuck the Parkinson's, the Dr just gave me a reason to smoke MORE!

I'm sorry about your nana @mvapes. Were you able to get her vaped?

@mvapes that radio shit was just fucking wrong!! I'm sorry about your nana , seems like you never catch a break
@Vicki well hopefully after PT you regain full use , seems like a long time , but hopefully it will go by quickly. To everyone else &

@Deja Vu - your intentioms were good but there's a whole different realm here and they put me at risk without my permission.

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Fair enough, sorry.

Vicki said:

We take this very seriously, and can't help it if you don't understand that.

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It's not as if I was I was poking fun at it

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Deja Vu said:

It's not as if I was I was poking fun at it

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I know, but we probably take it more seriously than you do. We have a lot to lose if we were arrested for possession. Our lives would be totally screwed. I think that is a great reason to be extremely serious and overly paranoid.

Vicki said:

I know, but we probably take it more seriously than you do. We have a lot to lose if we were arrested for possession. Our lives would be totally screwed. I think that is a great reason to be extremely serious and overly paranoid.

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In all honesty, I was just trying to usher the conversation away from the negativity of the potential consequences. I read from where it started and saw that it was only causing tension, but I guess that trying to dispel those types of situations is not advised here. I should have just left my condolences and left it at that. Anyway, as dorkus said; I'm not sick, so i'll leave you guys & girls to it.
My legitimately sincere best wishes go to you all and I apologise again for stirring things up.

Meanwhile, in a world where you can crowdsource anything:

pakalolo said:

Meanwhile, in a world where you can crowdsource anything:

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This guy needs to team up with Brian Fantana...

@mvapes first really sorry to hear about nany death is never an easy thing no matter how much someone is suffering it just sucks!
Second I can't believe how someone is willing to put another man or woman and there families at risk for there own agenda .I'm sure you'll have something nice to say to Oscar if he calls back! !!! My best to u and you're family. Also I hope you're wife's meds are leveling out and she is feeling better I'm sure u can use a hand with the kids.

@Vicki that hand looks pretty swollen l hope it feels better than it looks.I'm sure that therapy isn't going to be fun but much needed.
I see the situation with you're nephew isn't getting any better. I just don't understand people the more u try to help someone the more they try to shit on u!!!
Human nature I guess.

Went to my GP the other day left with a stack of referrals 1 eye dr since getting out of hospital having trouble seeing he thinks could have blood clot in one of my eyes lm hoping it's just my new meds
2 PSYCHIATRIC Feeling a lot rage, aanger, depression could be my new meds or maybe the 8 year battle with my illness that just seems to be getting worse.
3 surgeon I have some cysts that they say are dangerously close to my pacemaker/defibrillator they want to remove.
4 he thinks I need to go back to my cardiologist to change my meds again. To many bad side affects he says. He's a new GP for me the first thing he says to me after looking at my chart is I'm above his pay scale. Good times heh

Sorry for the long post it's been a while had a lot to get off my chest.

Also went to lab today to check my med levels.

I can't express enough how much I hate the medical feild .

They don't call it practicing medicine for nothing. They sure are practicing on me. Lol

Summer is finally right around the corner up here. I've got my outdoor garden almost finished, it's actually on time for my latitude. I'm sore but not as bad as a couple weeks back when I was preparing the raised beds, now that was a real bitch because tall grass had taken over one of them. No cramping or puking yet, hopefully a good sign for the season but it's still pretty cool out and the heat really brings it on.

I got all it all in except the raspberry plant, that's going in a whiskey barrel tomorrow. There's going to be two kinds of sweet onions, some green onions, three kinds of potatoes, a strawberry patch, and some flowering ornamental plants around the perimeter for pest control. I will also be planting some mescaline mix and other greens like arugula and romaine tomorrow, in containers.

I missed the window for veggies like cabbage broccoli and kale, but they will be easy to add next year. I am just happy to be growing stuff again, really trying to keep it to consumables. Maybe I'll grab some already-started vegetable plants when the local greenhouse has their half-off sale, I'll see what's left.

I've already got tomatoes, peppers, and some herbs/microgreens going in the indoor garden year-round. For some reason basil grows like crazy around here so I am planning on growing a whole lot of it for the local seasonal tourist restaurants, maybe some other herbs as well but that's more for next year, I'll get set up for that later on. And lastly I will plant Pancho and Lefty in their final resting spots, already dug.

dorkus_molorkus said:

its not right not to share.

Thankfully he is not really injured at all and just a bit bruised.
That way I dont feel bad at all by saying its as funny as fuck and I watch it whenever I feel down & need a little pick me up.

There is a reason why he is 'the worlds dumbest........
God bless the little retard.

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@dorkus_molorkus I know you have a special place in your heart for the dirty little finger sniffer.
Someone needs to do a parody of him. Like, someone that could act like Enrico and a person who can do a girly scream.... MMM can you think of two people stupid enough to get in costume and do such a thing ??

@mvapes that's rotten that you were recorded and put on air. Karma will bite them. I'd be furious !! But they know that you can't do much I guess because to complain is only going to be putting a flag on your head.
I'm sending your Nanny good vibes and wishing her a safe passing over, the freedom from being trapped in a failing body will be bliss.

I read somewhere once 'life is temporary, don't take it too seriously'
The message in that is different for each of us.

@grokit good luck with the garden, I've just started an aquaponics set up with 35 Bass to grow out, heaps of veg and herbs and I've been getting into the permaculture. My plan is to be able to supply 50% of my food by the end of this year and 80% by the end of next year.

Nanny has been taken off all medications except Painkillers and Sedatives. She can no longer swallow and continuously chokes. I got down on my knees last night and prayed, wait - begged my Grandfather, my brother, and Nannies sister Aunt Phyllis who passed away 30 years ago to come get her and make her journey peaceful.

I do not fear anymore for my grandmother but I pray for peace, strength and healing for my Mom. This prayer is for her.

G_d, make me brave for life: oh, braver than this.
Let me straighten after pain, as a tree straightens after the rain,
Shining and lovely again.
G_d, make me brave for life: much braver than this.
As the blown grass lifts, let me rise from sorrow with quiet eyes,
Knowing Thy way is wise.
G_d, make me brave, life brings such blinding things.
Help me to keep my sight; help me to see aright
That out of doubt comes light.

I love you mom...

This is the only song I want when I go out, I sang it to my grandmother when she was passing away. It was her favorite . . . peace to you @mvapes and your family . . .

Campers Crumpet said:

@mvapes
I'm sending your Nanny good vibes and wishing her a safe passing over, the freedom from being trapped in a failing body will be bliss.
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I could not have said it better myself! X2

@mvapes, Our prayers are with you!

I have been and will continue to pray really hard for your grandma, and you @mvapes God knows you both need him very much right now.

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I have been and will continue to pray really hard for your grandma, and you @mvapes God knows you both need him very much right now AND HE LOVES YOU BOTH!

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Yes she does!

@mvapes - Haven't published much lately as I have been driving Mrs. BarnBoy (my wife!) to/from UCSF & Berkeley studies de-jour as well as local neurologists. But hopefully you all have noticed my prayers (LIKES) for all with issues/problems/turmoil or just made me smile; when I found time. Conclusion: x4 diagnosis' of CBD (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corticobasal_degeneration)...
Our girls know, but i don't think they fully understand, yet...
-BB

I'm alway's here watching, just going through some shit and helping my family as much as I could. My mother needs a rock, I can't let her down.

But.....



Similar to my expression when catching up on the forum sometimes...

here we go kids.



How abouts a caption contest?

I'll go 1st.

@Stu it looks like yr jizz isnt welcome anywhere.

The morning after fill.

The nozzle was ribbed for her pleasure

This explains how the car got the clap.

No, I do not want to look under the hood

Look at the mileage on that!

Gash n dash

There was no hi cocktane fuel available

I hear she gave birth to a nice escalade with 23'' rims

*I did steal some of these from the liveleak comments section

All the men that approached her had too much lead in their pencils so she chose the unleaded option.

Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "Fill her up".

Holy flaming queef Batman!

Sorry, it's pretty late here so I can't think of much as you can probably tell from the quality.

"Hey boss, somebody just took the free wash with fill up sign too literal, again"

"Honey, have you seen my ATV?"

"The classic over squeeze"

"Only sure fire way to get rid of Crabs"

"It worked for that damn snail!"

Good idea @dorkus_molorkus this explains how the car got the clap, ha I nearly pissed my pants...

@dorkus_molorkus

1. Premium only, I take care of my girl!

2. "it's the best douche on the market"

3. Look baby, this one's ribbed for her pleasure!

4. Keep the matches away from her vagina....

5. Anybody see where I left the cap?

6. Damn! it took 7 dollars to fill this shit this time - I need to watch my mileage.

7. Man, I'm thirsty - somebody please grab me a pint of Ole'Exxon, and I'm on a diet - just 10w 30!

It's Friday!!! Just watched The Usual Suspects after a wake n bake, man what a great movie it is...
If you haven't seen it don't watch this trailor just go out and buy the movie bc your in for a treat!



Hope everyone has a great weekend!!! Stay vaked my friends!!!

Dropping in to say hello and let you know I've missed the fun. Nanny is still with us but the doctors have advised us that family should start being gathered. I'm at peace with this as I know that such a beautiful spirit like hers is bound for an amazing journey.

My time and energy have been focused on my Mom. She's suffering through this as anyone could imagine but my bff told me today that she may have to see this as it might be part of her destiny. I was immediately put at ease. Just like tragedies in my life shaped the person I am today - this will shape her.

If anyone has some positive energy to spare I ask you not to send it to me, I got this, but please send it to my mother Sharon. She needs it a lot more than I do.


I'm going through what I thought at first was acceptance. I was wrong, I just grew up.

Some good vibes coming 'Shazza's' way.

Pls tell her that thats her aussie tribal name from the 'Houso' tribe.
Anyone in this country named Sharon is Shazza, Barry is Bazza and Darryl is Dazza.

For example-