How often do you wash your............

lwien

lwien

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So after reading that the CEO of Levi Strauss recommends that jeans should never be washed: http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/lifestyle/2014/05/why-levis-ceo-says-to-stop-washing-your-jeans/

.......it got me thinking about the question in the title of this thread. Not jeans in particular but just about anything, so the question is: How often do you wash your...................???

Be truthful, regardless what you think others may think because these are questions that normally you would never divulge or ask anyone else except...................here.

Ok, I'll start.

How often do you wash your balls? Being that I have to cath myself every 3 to 4 hours, my balls get washed about 6 times a day. I have no doubt that I have the cleanest balls in all of FC but now I'm worried about my balls drying out from too much washing. I don't want dry balls. I want them to be smooth and supple but alas, smooth and supple balls are not in my future. :ninja:

Next up:
Sheets
Towels
Work out shorts
T-Shirts
Hair
Underwear
Car
Dog
Cat
Rugs
Bud Containers
Bongs
Socks
etc etc etcd

And how 'bout wash cloths. I mean, every time you lather up, you're washing your wash cloth so does it really need to be washed? Fuck, George Carlin should be here to weigh in on this.
 
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smokum

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lwien said:
...Being that I have to cath myself every 3 to 4 hours, my balls get washed about 6 times a day. I have no doubt that I have the cleanest balls in all of FC but now I'm worried about my balls drying out from too much washing. I don't want dry balls. I want them to be smooth and supple but alas, smooth and supple balls are not in my future. :ninja:
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Udder Butter can be your friend :nod::lol:
 
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dorkus_molorkus

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lwien said:
I don't think buttering up my balls every 3 to 4 hours is in the cards either. Having a slimy ball sack sliding between my thighs when I'm walking around is not my idea of a good time. :cool:
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fuck theres just no helping people is there?

I think working out a viable solution for your balls is much more important than me telling how often I wash my 'special' sock.

For example,

hows abouts a ball spa type arrangement?
dropping yr nuts in some warm frothing water sure sounds nice.
Maybe like some sort of wearable codpiece ball spa?
we can get centi to rig up a battery pack & everything.

like this?

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or there is this bar in Thailand that has something similar to the wearable codpiece ball spa.
you just have to buy her drinks & pay for some rental.

I think you may have been hasty on dissing the butter tho.
I mean have you thought it thru?
for instance do you own a dog?
Theres almost a spa like experience there.

Nice puppy.:tup:
 
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lwien said:
I don't think buttering up my balls every 3 to 4 hours is in the cards either. Having a slimy ball sack sliding between my thighs when I'm walking around is not my idea of a good time. :cool:
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I cried laughing.

On a side note; I wash my jeans every 2 or 3 days. Whenever they get food on them which is pretty often. I have 3 pairs of jeans on rotation as well. Maybe I could be more efficient with them.. but the fuckers end up smelling bad.


I also clean my keyboard (Ducky Shine 3) every 2 weeks. Remove ever key, soak in warm water, vacuum it, etc) and I clean my iMac screen once a month. Takes about an hour to get it spotless..
 
HugieLewis

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I'm not an expert but I have a strong opinion
So not to start a big thing here but I subscribe to the whole not washing your jeans thing. I wear raw denim and wash them at most every 8 months or so. When I get something on them I usually spot clean as needed and my lifestyle doesn't lead to a lot of dirty work in denim. Last time I had to wash a pair was when I dug someone out of some mud at work. I think normal denim is fine to wash frequently but raw is a different animal.

Anyway, to contrast I wash my WRX (car) weekly, but my older impreza only gets a bath when it rains.
 
Vicki

Vicki

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I wash everything, all the time, with alcohol and sandpaper because....there might be germs and I have OCD. :lol:

Actually, if you ask my family, this isn't far from the truth. :rofl:
 
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Vicki said:
I wash everything, all the time, with alcohol and sandpaper because....there might be germs and I have OCD. :lol:

Actually, if you ask my family, this isn't far from the truth. :rofl:
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More like OCD has you! I am a victim to this also. My friend (singular) looks at my strange when I ask him to wash his hands before touching my computer mouse, but if he knew the effort I went through to keep it clean.. sheesh, i won't get into it lol

Then again, the kitchen sink and floor doesn't have the trademark cleanliness of an OCD'ist.
I'm very inconstant. My vape is clean though ^_^
 
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FlyingLow

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Team NO SLEEP!
I don't ever wash my balls, I like them old and cheesy and funky. In the event I must clean, I typically dip my sack in a cup of milk then let the neighborhood cats go to town.

I am with Vicki... nothing like a sandpaper-clean, cat-licked nut sack for me;)
 
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FlyingLow said:
I don't ever wash my balls, I like them old and cheesy and funky. In the event I must clean, I typically dip my sack in a cup of milk then let the neighborhood cats go to town.
I am with Vicki... nothing like a sandpaper-clean, cat-licked nut sack for me;)
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Vicki said:
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NSFW... Me and my little brother get a bit retarded (for lack of a better word) when we hang out. We entertained the concept of the nutsack being removed from the picture. Imagine a life with just the two balls hanging on their.. strings.. No sack.
Let that simmer in your mind's eye for a bit.
 
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lwien

lwien

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Deja Vu said:
NSFW... Me and my little brother get a bit retarded (for lack of a better word) when we hang out. We entertained the concept of the nutsack being removed from the picture. Imagine a life with just the two balls hanging on their.. strings.. No sack.
Let that simmer in your mind's eye for a bit.
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Thank God you're not God.
 
DOOM

DOOM

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Funny that the CEO is admitting that their jeans are of a weaker quality. Hopefully he's not kicking himself in the arse when they see a quarterly decline in sales haaha. TMI but if I have to wear my jeans for more than 6 hours, I always make sure I throw in some baby powder.

However that does not stop me from buying every color of the 508's. 511's a lil too tight, 501's are decent but have to find some of good colors or else it reminds me something my dad would wear. Also bootcuts or any relaxed/loose fit jeans with flares towards the bottom always make a man look like he's completely out of touch when it comes to style.

508's all day!!!!! No need to pay over 300 for designer jeans when you have 508's! I love the lose fit on the thighs and tapered bottom. I wash mines all the time.
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HugieLewis

HugieLewis

I'm not an expert but I have a strong opinion
I don't think levi's denim is any better than lee's. Just sayin'. I have dropped some coin on jeans (or jawns for ya'll hypebeasts) and honestly my fav pair has been a pair of raw, selvedge gap jeans. Got them pretty cheap too. Clothing is kind of one of my hobbies....
 
HugieLewis,
RUDE BOY

RUDE BOY

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people that don't wash their levis don't live or move around outside in Florida during the day or they just don't care that they stink to high heaven.
I have a few old biker pals that wear "stiffs" and you can smell those dumb fucks for days after they have left the building. Not washing clothes ! stupid ! why bother to take a bath if you wear stinky clothes. Pretty fucking disgusting if you ask me.

Now Cleaning things that really matter; Vaporizers and glass. I do this daily after sessions as I can't stand dirty glass water tools, it Bothers beyond belief and appears to be the only hint of OCD behavior I display. I don't even like 'em to get a little hazy so I'll rinse it out a few times during an evenings use, consequently I don't use water tools that often. Bowls, Glass bowls and stems are all created a little different some like the solo stems I want to be clean every day but I can let the EV 2 bowls go for weeks.

Portable vaporizers get cleaned before they are packed away at night. Always Clean and always charged.


I'm happily Vaked at the moment so I'm rambling away in lwiens "Do you wash your Balls ? thread" Don't judge me to harshly.

Ball washing in the morning shower, Ball washing in the evening shower seems pretty standard stuff.

Now asking the Gals and Gays. How often should your Man wash his junk ? whats wanted ? what turns you on ? Off ? Do you care ?

:peace:

Peace and soap suds to y'all !
 
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dorkus_molorkus

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Im glad you lot find this a very amusing thread and all,

but what about poor @lwien 's chaffed fucking balls?

Am I the only one thats thinking about his balls?
Like all the fucking time?

Oh the humanity.

Should he butter them? should oil them?
should he use 'I cant believe its not butter' on them and get Fabio around to make motorboat on his balls?
Should he apply chocolate frosting on them and hang out at scientology meetings hoping to run into Kirstie Alley?

Would this type of arrangement below help with your buttery balls?

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If so, just ask paka where he gets them?
Nice knee pads as well paka, are they the new Nike "Gloryhole Millennials''
I know @Stu has been searching for some ever since he got back from that parade in Belgium.
So you might wanna let him know where you got those as well.:tup:



But back on topic.
Should I put the $$$ into R&D for the
''Hasslehoff, no hassle on or off, cock and ball day spa'' attachment as I discussed above?

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Then of course there is the whole 'what would The Jesus do?' question.

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This dude seems to have it sorted.

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Anyway, no one really gives a fuck about what day you ladies wash yr jockettes.
Its all about the chaffed balls my friends.

So lets put all our nuts together & see if we can help a brother out?
FFS it might be mine or even your balls chaffing next time.

Heres an idea, have your considered using Rick simpsons oil on yr balls?

Then all you gotta do is rip out a pube or 2.
Kaboom dab city!:rockon:

:rofl::rofl::rofl:
 
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