Herbalizer Fortune Cookie Contest

DieHard

Accessory supplier
Accessory Maker
Here's some more Herbalizer fortunes:

I have the urge to Herbalize.

You will have the urge to Herbalize.

You have the urge to Herbalize.


(Above courtesy of "Mrs. Diehard.")

Thanks again! For a fun contest.!
 

Snappo

Caveat Emptor - "A Billion People Can Be Wrong!"
Accessory Maker
We have impulse power - engage!

All power, drop shields, Herbilize!

Engage long range sensors ...Vaporize!

Beam me up, Herbie - energize!

Warp speed, Herbie - Engage!

Herbilizer will make it so

Plot a course and make it so.

Plot a course, make it so - Warp speed!

Herbilizer - for the needs of the many.

LIVE LONG AND HERBILIZE

On screen - Approaching sensory range

On screen - Approaching visionary range

Manual override - load chamber...engage!

We're going where no one has gone before

Boldly go where no one has gone before!
Boldly go where no one has vaped before!

Resistance is futile - Herbalize!

Herbalize, and beat the no-win scenario

Vape, and beat the no-win scenario

Halogen thrusters on-line - Vaporize!

Halogen thrusters on-line ...engage!

Halogen thrusters activated ...engage!

Herbie, always shall be, your friend.

Resistance is futile - assimilate!

Herbie has you just where you want him

Vapor thrusters engaged ...Fire!

The future is now, a journey awaits.
 
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DDave

Vape Wizard
Accessory Maker
Immediate temperature preference please?

How would you like your session today?

I am Herbie, at your service.

May I help you?

Next stop, elevation.

This zone reserved for immediate vaping.

I love my job!

How may I elevate you today?

Trust in me and vape so well.

Let's get this session moving!

Today's weather forecast: cloudy..

It's tough here at the top!

Blow like a hurricane, through your town

Only Herbie has a key to the lock

Live in Peace, so come and Vape with me

Who wanna Vape?

I'll never ever burn ya...

This Session's On Point!

I'm harvesting everything with love.

Love and passion consumes your reaction

This is your time, savor it.

Really Live while you're living.
 

Snappo

Caveat Emptor - "A Billion People Can Be Wrong!"
Accessory Maker
Boldly go where no one has vaped before!

Resistance is futile - Herbalize!

Herbalize, and beat the no-win scenario

Vape, and beat the no-win scenario

Halogen thrusters on-line - Vaporize!

Halogen thrusters on-line ...engage!

Halogen thrusters activated ...engage!

Herbie, always shall be, your friend.

Resistance is futile - assimilate!

Herbie has you just where you want him

Vapor thrusters engaged ...Fire!

The future is now, a journey awaits.
Vapor resistance is futile - Engage!

Halogen thrusters engaged ...vaporize!
 

DDave

Vape Wizard
Accessory Maker
The Ultimate Extraction Contraption!

Oh my, this is Fly!

Love it. Yeah, just love it!

Ready to vape in... T-Minus NOW!

Pearls don't only lie on the sea floor.

This is your session. Own it!

Time is limited. Herbie is not.

Sessions go with your passions.

Life’s too short to think small.

Build your wings on the way up.

Explore, Dream, Discover.

You can have the things that matter.

Only those who play, win.


Thanks for the Rocking Contest!!!!
:clap:
 

Been Vapin

Fringe Class
Don't slam the clam
Specialize with Herbalizer
Freestyle, Whip, or Bags?
Evaporate fragrances.
Inhale the scent
Inhale the fragrance
Deodor the odor
Herbalizer Loves You!
Your a customer for life.
Extract the essentials
Stamp out smoking.
Master the whip.
Herbalizer Lifestyle
What's your favorite temperature?
Vaporizing all aromatics
What is a terpene?
Crushing it for years
Dial in your Vape experience
Aromatic aromas all day
Got 99 problems, but smoking at one
Vaporizing the competition
Sweet Smells with Herbalizer
290°F to 445°F Instantly
Vaporizing is Healthy
290°F is the Flavor
A clean Herbie is a happy Herbie!
Herbie loves to travel!
Celsius or Fahrenheit?
Keep Herbie clean!
Spread the word about vaporizing
Share Herbalizer with friends & family
Bring Herbie everywhere
Fan assist or unassisted?
Welcome to be The E-Hooka!
Thank you and come again!
Learn about Herbalizer & Yourself
Precision temperature control
Control your vaporizing experience
Herbalizer puts you in control
Relax with Herbalizer
Life of Herbals
Extract the Essences
Herbalizer Extracts
Smell the Scent
Herbalizer Lifestyle
Keep your whip clean
When I pack a fresh herbie I clean the screen
Clean your clam
Thanks for vaporizing!
Smoking is bad for you and herbie
Smoking is bad for you
Don't smoke, HerbaliFunk
Gusto flavor
Go to bed at 445°F
Zap the Funk
The aroma of excitement
Organics do it better!
Potpourri for the soul
The best vaporizer ever
You've chosen wisely
How many fortunes are there?
Take a whiff off the whip
Herbalizer loves Herbs
Herbalizer cares
Herbalize is there for you
Drink tea and herbalize
Thanks for choosing Herbalizer!
Herbalizer appreciation
Vaporize or Aromoatherapy?
Get fresh with freestyle mode
Pheremone of life
Damn I am Herbalized
I can do this all day
LOL
Uplifting to intense
Totally different experience
Vaportherapy or Aromatherapy?
Use herbs and extarcts like never before
Consistent, precise, instant
Quality vapor everytime
High Vaporization Technology
Warning your about to enjoy life
Be dynamic and versatile like Herbalizer
Taste the Difference
Taste the Quality
Why Herbalize?
Welcome to Herbalization 101!
Vaporizing, the health trend of the future
Cold to hot in 12 seconds
Try all temperatures
What are you vaporizing?
Time to vaporize again
Try 15°F+ increments
Do you Vape like a Boss?
Bring Herbie everywhere
Get inspired with Herbalizer
Herbalize for health, Herbalize for fun
Samson uses a Herbalizer
Love Herbalizer, LOVE IT!
Herbalizer, you my friend!
Put a man on the moon and vapor in you lungs!
Vaporize another one.
Herbalize another one.
Herbie fresh
The fresh maker
Herbalize freshness
Uplifiting, Balanced, or Intense?
Vape Your Way
Vaporize Your Way
Vape Everyday Like it's the Last
Your now a Boss™
Herbalize Organics
Welcome to the Herbalization Station
Symbiotic Vaporizing Experience
Beneficial herbs in the chamber
315°F Starts to Steam
392°F I practice Kung Fu
Fill a bag, fill another bag
You get out what you put in
Hold it in for 30 seconds
Different flavors at different temperatures
Different effects at different temperatures
Herbalize Specializes in Expectorants
Get healthy with Herbie
Get healthy with Herbalize
A USA made Vaporizer
Live in Luxury with Herbie
Enjoy an uplifting stream of vapor
WARNING: INTENSE VAPOR
Different flavors, different temperatures
What do you put in the Herbalizer?
Astronaut Status
Botanical Vapor Bellows
Congratulations on being a Boss™
Don't stop Vaporizing
Don't stop Herbalizing
Feed Herbie
 
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Shiggity

Well-Known Member
Smoking kills, Herbie chills...

About to meet the vape of your dreams

Your Key to Nirvana awaits!

Herbalizer is energy in motion.

For success today look first to Herbie!

Elegant herbalizer will soon be yours.

Herbalizer brings happiness to everyone!

A new Herbalizer is on your horizon.

You will live long and enjoy Herbalizer.

Your Herbalizer wish will come true.

Discover the power within Herbalizer.

Make a wise choice everyday. Herbalize!

Herbalizer, the smoking road not taken.

True wisdom is found in Herbalizer vapor

Let your fantasies unwind...Herbalize!

You will soon witness a vapor miracle.

You are admired for your Herbalizer ways

Herbalize the dream within yourself!

See the vapor at the end of the tunnel.

All enjoy your company. And your Herbie.

Best vapor is yet to come. Herbalizer!

Consume less. Share Herbie. Enjoy life.
 
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Been Vapin

Fringe Class
Promote synergy with Herbalizer
Fill 2 SqueezeValves balloons
Herbie Loves Herbs
Living Luxury
Welcome to Luxury Vaporizing
The best of the best
Fan Assist Sprays Mist
Fan Assist Produces Mist
Can't diss FAN ASSIST
Vaporizing the competition
Medical Grade
Fill a balloon or 3
Intelligent Consumption
Intelligent Vaporizing
More powerful than a SEGA
Herbalizer has it all
Emphasize Vaporizing
The Experience You Expect
Scientific Superior Vaporizer
Start the day at 365*F
Honor your Herbalizer
Organics Make Herbalizer Happy
Precision Perfume
Choose you Cologne
Enjoy a bouquet of vapors
Herbalizer does it all
Release the Scent
Free Herbie
 
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CG420

Over the horizon u can see the edges of the Earth
Connoisseurs satisfaction guaranteed!!!

Break out the best your herbs can offer.

Your medicine. Your dose. Your way.
 
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