Herbalizer Fortune Cookie Contest

Patrick Hughes

Stoneman

• Mar 20, 2014

• #26

Things are looking up!

 

u bwade wunner

Well-Known Member

• Mar 20, 2014

• #27

Its kind of fun to do the impossible.

Lead the way and others will follow.

Above all,to oneself,be true

Winning isn't everything but wanting to is.

Every choice has an end result.

 

rekrab

Well-Known Member

• Mar 20, 2014

• #28

One can prosper in the cloud of high technology
or
Prepare to become engulfed in cloud.

sweet contest herbie looks purdy

 

Enchantre

Oil Painter

• Mar 20, 2014

• #29

Health & Happiness to Follow

Inner Calm Awaits

I am not a cookie

When you stop looking for happiness, there it is

Be the clam

 

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paytonpenn

Level 30 Nature/Healer

• Mar 20, 2014

• #30

If the Herbalizer was a fortune cookie, what would it say?

Click to expand...

Quit reading this and eat that cookie.

 

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Mister Jumpi

Member

• Mar 20, 2014

• #31

The future is here, and it's incredible.

 

Reflections

Well-Known Member

• Mar 20, 2014

• #32

“Peace comes from within" Herbie

 

Dangus

Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

• Mar 20, 2014

• #33

You will take a trip across the clouds

 

CG420

Over the horizon u can see the edges of the Earth

• Mar 20, 2014

• #34

May the vapor be with you.


Vapor is near, Herbalize wisely!


The best vapor in life are the tastiest.


It's okay to blow off some steam today.


Fuck combustion on a daily basis!


Excuse me? Tasting should be your job!

 

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RUDE BOY

Space is the Place

• Mar 20, 2014

• #35

Vape with Light, Vape with Love.



Your future is bright with herbalizer.

 

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mrboote

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• Mar 20, 2014

• #36

Exotic inhalations in your near future

Always respect the whip

Patience is a virtue you don't need

Soon, herbie shall delight you.

The best things come in clamshells

NASA scientists don't do silly quips

 

Trifectic

Active Member

• Mar 20, 2014

• #37

Infinite possibilities await your vaporization experience

 

sasNW

Well-Known Member

• Mar 20, 2014

• #38

pure bliss is just 15 seconds away

Your pain shall be herbalized away

Experienced herb? Not like the herbie

 

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EveryDayAmnesiac

Well-Known Member

• Mar 20, 2014

• #39

What does Herbie lack? EveryDayAmnesiac!

 

macbill

Oh No! Mr macbill!!

Staff member

• Mar 20, 2014

• #40

A chance encounter with an Herbalizer will change your life.

You will meet a clam-shaped Life-Changer.

You will become intimate with a Clam.

Keep Clam to Keep Calm.

Don't slam it; Clam it!

Claim your Clam!

Get ready for a Clam Bake!

Slam the Clam!

Vape into Tomorrow

 

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Mister G

Deceptively Old Fart

• Mar 20, 2014

• #41

Conquer your herbs lest they conquer you

Free your mind & the herbs will follow

When all else fails...Herbalize

Supercaliherbaliciousexpialadocious!

Are you ready...for new Herb-rizons?

Drop in the oil and bring out de-funk.

Many secrets await…beneath the lid

Herbaliciousness matters...

Lift it up to become uplifted...

For success today, look first 2 yourself

Whenever possible, keep it simple...

Herbalize til all the leaves are brown

Fear & doubt are the mind's disease


40 characters is tough!

 

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Dangus

Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

• Mar 20, 2014

• #42

May your Herbie always be full

 

Shiggity

Well-Known Member

• Mar 20, 2014

• #43

Shaped like a droplet of perfect vapor!


The most well rounded Vaporizer!


The only combustion is your heart!

 

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EveryDayAmnesiac

Well-Known Member

• Mar 20, 2014

• #44

Vape like boss make boss out of vape!

 

1_gr8_underdog

Trapped in the Astral Planes Back from the dead

• Mar 20, 2014

• #45

Herbie is Magic

 

063_XOBX

Ganjapreneur

• Mar 20, 2014

• #46

Confucius say don't just vaporize, Herbalize

 

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Dangus

Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

• Mar 20, 2014

• #47

The clouds of change approach.

 

smokum

I am who I am and your approval isn't needed!

• Mar 20, 2014

• #48

We Have Lift-Off !

He Who Waits... Hesitates !

This Herbalizer Waits For No Man !

Herbalizer Time Is No Crime !

Satisfaction Sought Has Now Been Found !

Pure Bliss Is Just Around The Corner !

Enlightenment Is About To Be Known !

 

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nopartofme

Over the falls, in a barrel

• Mar 20, 2014

• #49

Herbalize, for an herbalife!

Be well; be whole.

Got herbs?

This is gonna be good!

 

Last edited: Mar 20, 2014

Meghan

Well-Known Member

• Mar 20, 2014

• #50

Happiness is coming.

Vapor is coming.

Every great day begins with a single toke.

 

Last edited: Mar 20, 2014