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Wow, thanks everyone! I almost never win things, and I've always wanted a MFLB ('cause let's be honest, they just look cool). Awesome way to start my day.
Thanks again to @Vicki for sponsoring such a generous contest.
I just wanted to report back and say that I'm really enjoying the MFLB! I'd never actually held one in my hand before Vicki's showed up on my porch, and I guess I didn't realize how small they were. I absolutely love it. Truly the height of stealth.