Fuck the Parkinson's, the Dr just gave me a reason to smoke MORE!

t-dub

t-dub

Vapor Sloth
I used to work with a guy who was a Jehovah's Witness. He used to hold his little book up to me and tell me how only he and his friends were going to heaven with this little smirk on his face. Then he got caught making out with some other guys wife, they were having problems I guess, and they kicked them both right out of the church. Sooooo smart guy . . . what do you think about who gets to go to heaven now eh???
 
Vicki

Vicki

Herbal Alchemist
t-dub said:
I used to work with a guy who was a Jehovah's Witness. He used to hold his little book up to me and tell me how only he and his friends were going to heaven with this little smirk on his face. Then he got caught making out with some other guys wife, they were having problems I guess, and they kicked them both right out of the church. Sooooo smart guy . . . what do you think about who gets to go to heaven now eh???
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He must have claimed to be part of the so called "annointed" class. The JW's teach that only they will go to heaven, and that everyone else will live on a paradise Earth. They were probably both disfellowshipped.
 
Campers Crumpet

Campers Crumpet

What has been seen can not be unseen :|
Vicki said:
Because they make millions and millions of dollars, tax free, building "mega-churches" and building the pastor's mansion's too. Have you seen Joel Osteen's house? :disgust:

Does he really need a mega-mansion? Why can't he have a modest home, and use the rest of the money for the other stuff you mentioned? Like Jesus TOLD him to do.

I wonder how much of that worth went to food and clothing for the poor. Or, drug abuse, family counseling, alcohol abuse, etc. Or, how much of the collection plate went right into the pockets of the pastor of the church.
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The Catholic Church is one of the most asset rich organisations in the world. Although I guess with assets comes the need for maintenance.

Let's not forget Mary's immaculate conception of Jesus. I call your bluff Mary.

Jesus walked the lands barefoot eating honey and scoring free wine on his adventures. Seems he didn't shave much either.

I believe Jesus has returned, I saw him at McDonalds yesterday.
 
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mvapes

mvapes

Scratchin' Glass!
Accessory Maker
When we go to to temple the plate comes around and in Judaism we take what we need and pay it back when we have it with interest!

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Enchantre

Enchantre

Oil Painter
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sorry, @mvapes - I know it is tough for a parent to deal with, but this, THIS, is a great day.
I was five when I trimmed my own bangs. at school. with round-bladed paper scissors. to the skin.

It is a moment of discovery. Not only that mom & dad will flip out, but that a personal choice/action has a consequence that M&D cannot fix. Only time will grow it out again. This is a step on the way to independent judgement.

And, seriously, it's just hair. :)
 
mvapes

mvapes

Scratchin' Glass!
Accessory Maker
I'm still getting over the fact that my daughter looks like Joe Dirt. She gave a herself a mullet that would make anyone who drives an 84 Camaro IROC proud. I've contemplated shaving it all off and saying that she wanted to be like Daddy but Mommy said no. There is a positive side to this though, now I get to see her beautiful face more.

I am so thankful this didn't happen while her two front teeth are missing. Then people might start to assume Jess and I are cousins. :disgust:
 
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Snappo

Snappo

Caveat Emptor - "A Billion People Can Be Wrong!"
Accessory Maker
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...and this one's for the lying fuck FC member who couldn't tell the truth if his nuts were clenched between a gator's jaws - here's to you HH (I know you're watching). Confucius say, "man who lose face never find again":
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