Vaporbrothers Vaporizer Caption Contest - VaporWarehouse
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(We'll call him B)
Well-Known Member
"TURK LIFE"
"Then you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free."
"Then you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free."
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icanhas420
Wannabe Cannapprentice
"As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!"
nopartofme
Over the falls, in a barrel
"My ancestor smoked out Ben Franklin. Said he started raving about lightning and promised to make turkeys the national symbol..."
GeekyGodiva
Happy Hairy Herbal Faerie
It's Vapesgiving, Charlie Brown!
Hoof Hearted
Vapesallday Industries
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Hoof Hearted
Vapesallday Industries
WANTED: Plant Thief 
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Abysmal Vapor
Supersniffer 2000 - robot fart detection device
Can't stop my duckface..
nopartofme
Over the falls, in a barrel
"Don't know why people think turkeys can't vape, but I'm glad. Guys with guns find me, and they run screaming!"
nat3r
VaPeLoRd
i would edit it into my original post but i cant for some reason:
http://fuckcombustion.com/threads/v...ntest-vaporwarehouse.11529/page-4#post-496215
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socialengineer
Member
lol cluck combustion, that should win
"i cant fly but i get super high"
"i cant fly but i get super high"
Chemist1950
New Member
Pass the herbs and spices!!!!
gayandlovingit
New Member
7:10 all day err day
nopartofme
Over the falls, in a barrel
"Everything is just gravy, man…"
Edit: Looks like I missed the end of the contest by 15 min.?
Edit: Looks like I missed the end of the contest by 15 min.?
GeekyGodiva
Happy Hairy Herbal Faerie
WKRP in Cincinnati! I loved that show when I was a kid.
Quetzalcoatl
DEADY GUERRERO/DIRT COBAIN/GEORGE KUSH
"Previously, it was thought that tryptophan was the reason why would feel sleepy after a big Thanksgiving meal. However, scientists have recently released this image (below) of what appears to be a wild turkey using a vaporizer. Scientists are hesitant to contribute it to the restful sleep we get that night, but they can't explain why we always overeat. More at 10."
edit: contest ended today, lol whoops.
edit: contest ended today, lol whoops.
Not an entry (plus it's too late), I just love poetry.
As the day drew near,
I was filled with fear.
My anxiety peaked,
I've been stressed for weeks.
The only thing,
to calm my nerves.
Can be found,
in medicinal herbs.
I chose an indica,
to help me sleep.
As turkey day,
ever closer closer creeps.
As the day drew near,
I was filled with fear.
My anxiety peaked,
I've been stressed for weeks.
The only thing,
to calm my nerves.
Can be found,
in medicinal herbs.
I chose an indica,
to help me sleep.
As turkey day,
ever closer closer creeps.
Vaporizer gone
I saw some feathers by it
Fowl play I suspect
Ahahahahahahahahaha.
My hats off to you, that is unparalleled. In response to that (don't take offense!)
Your haiku is good
I will cry tears of joy now
You big douchebag
Ok sorry for the delay in the announcement. I'm not sure what I was thinking ending a contest on the busiest internet shopping day of the year. By the time I got to this thread yesterday to pick a winner, the thread was locked.
As fate would have it when I checked this thread yesterday to determine the winner there was a tie between Quetzalcoatl and Deadshort480, each had 14 likes. As we stated in the rules VaporWarehouse would cast the final like in the event of a tie.
I'm starting to get to know some of you or at least recognize some of the names, I didn't think it was fair for me to chose the winning caption. So I gathered Jason and Sean into the office to read them both the captions without revealing the names of the posters (not that they would know since I am the one that covers FC). And they both chose Deadshort480's caption in post #57.
So @Deadshort480 won the Vaporbrothers Vaporizer. But being in the holiday spirit I didn't want @Quetzalcoatl to walk away empty handed. We are going to send Quetzalcoati a Vaporbrothers vapor pen as the runner up. Can both winners send me there contact info so I can mail their prizes?
Thanks again to everyone that joined in on the fun. As soon as I can come up with a fun photo for Christmas we will run the next contest.
As fate would have it when I checked this thread yesterday to determine the winner there was a tie between Quetzalcoatl and Deadshort480, each had 14 likes. As we stated in the rules VaporWarehouse would cast the final like in the event of a tie.
I'm starting to get to know some of you or at least recognize some of the names, I didn't think it was fair for me to chose the winning caption. So I gathered Jason and Sean into the office to read them both the captions without revealing the names of the posters (not that they would know since I am the one that covers FC). And they both chose Deadshort480's caption in post #57.
So @Deadshort480 won the Vaporbrothers Vaporizer. But being in the holiday spirit I didn't want @Quetzalcoatl to walk away empty handed. We are going to send Quetzalcoati a Vaporbrothers vapor pen as the runner up. Can both winners send me there contact info so I can mail their prizes?
Thanks again to everyone that joined in on the fun. As soon as I can come up with a fun photo for Christmas we will run the next contest.
lwien
Well-Known Member
Fucking haiku dreams
Don't get me started again
I was almost cured
And to VW. Thanks for the contest. Makes things a bit more fun than it already is around here. Oh, and don't sweat it for being a few days late on the announcement. You came in a LOT quicker than DaVinci did.
Gratz to DS and Quetz !!
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