Fuck you !!!

ShipDit

ShipDit

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pakalolo said:
You guys all realize that was just the bike seat, right? Fuck you if you don't.
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Ummm you folks know paka is a cop right? I mean look it up,"pakalolo" means "dirty cop" in some language I just made up.
Rumor is he's never banned anyone,just took them out back and shot them,then fIlmed himself violating the corpses. He then mails the tapes to the grieving family. Then,just to be a dick,he calls them up at 3am and issues them an infraction. That's not the kind of person you mess with. Or is he the perfect parson to mess with? Who the hell are we talking about any way? Damnit,I had something important to say....oh yeah,now I remember,Fuck Pakalolo!
Please don't flip out paka,the above ramblings were TOTALY in line with the O.P.!
Gotta admit,it did feel good,righteous even,:lol:
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lwien

lwien

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^^ There's something for everyone, eh?

And regarding Paka and the bicycle seat, I just got a few questions. Why did he zoom in on that pic? What was it that he REALLY wanted to see?

A circumcision?

To see if the glans was any different on Asians riding bicycles than on white guys who hang out with turtles?

Artist rendering of Paka intently looking...............................and we all know that he's not wearing anything under that coat and that there's a hole in that right pocket.
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lwien

lwien

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Fuck colonoscopy preps: Fuck sitting on the fucking toilet feeling like you're heads going to cave in due to your asshole exploding every 10 minutes. Fuck the burning asshole that goes along with it. Fuck the 48 hour clear liquid diet. Fuck the taste of the prep. Fuck the second dose of the magnesium citrate that they "say" should be out of your system within 2 hours, but is still doing it's job 4 hours later and you're trying to figure out how you're gonna deal with shitting in your car on the way to the procedure.

Fucking colonoscopies. Scheduled for the 16th of next month and I'm already "kvetching" about it.
 
fluffhead

fluffhead

Recovering Idealist
lwien said:
Fuck colonoscopy preps: Fuck sitting on the fucking toilet feeling like you're heads going to cave in due to your asshole exploding every 10 minutes. Fuck the burning asshole that goes along with it. Fuck the 48 hour clear liquid diet. Fuck the taste of the prep. Fuck the second dose of the magnesium citrate that they "say" should be out of your system within 2 hours, but is still doing it's job 4 hours later and you're trying to figure out how you're gonna deal with shitting in your car on the way to the procedure.

Fucking colonoscopies.
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Fuck that shit! I'll be right there complaining about the same "shit" in a week today!
 
VaporsVaporizer

VaporsVaporizer

On the Stoop
OK here you go lol
Ask if you can do the Miralax prep instead of the Citrate crap. Miralax is tasteless - you add it to a few bottles of a sports drink- result is still the same :o
Go to the pharmacy and buy some rubber gloves and a tube of A&D ointment and smear that crap on your hole before and keep reapplying -helps with the burning and as always use the softest tissue you can buy -i just did a quick search lol http://www.goodhousekeeping.com/product-reviews/health-products/toilet-paper-reviews/
I wish i had had these tips before my first prep.
I may as well just of for it :lol:

I prefer the A&D ointment over Petroleum jelly. Wear knickers that you don't ever want to wear again cause the A&D with fuck them up. Sleep with a towel under you at night cause :o -whatever you do, don't sneeze or fucking cough :lol: . Preps will fuck you up - so make sure you have everything you need to keep you company in the bathroom.
Make lots of sugar free jello- cause you will be hungry and it's better than nothing the day before.
The prep is the worst part- they should knock you out with some propofol and you will wake up and it will all be over. If they take any polyps out-they always do in me :( you might be ordered too eat a soft diet for a few days so make sure you have things like soups, eggs , mashed potatoes etc available.
If i think of anything else i'll add to this but these tips make my preps a lot better than my first time;)
 
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