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Fuck the Parkinson's, the Dr just gave me a reason to smoke MORE!

I was born Jewish,but the fact that I don't realy believe in God kinda put the brakes on going to Temple every week.
What I DO believe in is a Cosmos where karma keeps things in order. But looking at the state of things on this planet I'm pretty sure karma is either a dick or has a messed up sense of humor. Remember we're all in this together and no one gets out alive,so let's make the best of it while we're here. There it goes again,those rambling, introspective thoughts that only a good Sativa can inspire....VIVA SATIVA!!
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dorkus_molorkus

Well-Known Member
well I think God is just awesome.:tup:

Its his fan club that shits me.
Doesnt matter for which team they support either.
they are all fucking hypocritical, lying, cheating, judgmental scumbags.

The next time you are cornered by a so-called christian thats telling you how to live your life.
Whip out this little ripper. It has been known to shut the odd one up, but of course it isnt foolproof.
You have to have brains in order to think for yourself.

Jesus said- 'How can you remove a speck of sawdust from my eye when you have a plank in your own?'


I dont believe in telling people how to live, unless of course you come from somewhere else, wear different clothes and eat strange food.
Then I will ask my mate Barry aka 'the kenyan Bazza' to send a limited cruise missile strike up yo ass.:D
 

Tweek

Well-Known Member
Fuck this weekend, fuck my legs, and fuck my phone.

Damn 3 rd time replacing the gs4 and the things only been out for a few months. Is it possible for my phone to get an STD? It see's some pretty nasty shit.

That reminds me of when I bought my iphone used...the woman I bought it from didn't wipe anything from her phone...it was filled with photos of shit in toilets, penises and dirty talk. I dipped that sucker in lysol.
 

Dreamerr

Always in a state of confusion and silliness♀
What is happening to it. Mine has been perfect, I just don't have all the features I personally like and learning some new ones. I also think they are made slightly different from carrier to carrier. I know the att one has a feature none of the others do according the commercial. Funny I even saw that cause I barely watch anything live. Anyhow mine is tmobile and it is fine.
 

dorkus_molorkus

Well-Known Member

mvapes

Scratchin' Glass!
Accessory Maker
Not everyone is a noob, I only buy non-Gmo, soy-free, organic foods brother. Vegan mayo does suck Mvapes balls though.


:hmm:

First of all, if something is sucking my balls it needs permission. If your interested "b" feel free to get on the list. I'd be glad to start a thread gathering ball sucking candidates. I mean this could be a great idea, maybe even a personal ball washer! And because "b" thought of it I would be glad to have you personally monitor the thread. Since you brought me into the conversation you can now become my right hand man sir. I could see it now - MVAPES and lets call him "balls"!

Sorry, didn't mean to let out your secret. It's true folk, B stands for balls. My friend was in an incident as a young boy. The only way to save him was to attach his balls to his balls below his chin. Kind of makes the poor guy look like Dudley Dooright. Glad your here my friend.

I love the mask as well, no one will ever know.

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