Fuck you !!!

May I say fuck the mods for not having a hug emoticon and being prejudice against other vapes for only having these to choose from....:ssv:

and what a stupid ass pic of ssv.

^^ always a classic. i love how many times that has been posted on FC in general. ^^

fuck traffic cops

Ok fuckers you have a big job but it is very important. When I come here tomorrow all pissed off make me vape and make me vape and for sure make me fuckin' vape. I am still angry, mad, frustrated and add whatever you want just make me vape so it isn't as bad and I can handle it and pretend to be my silly self...got it fuckers?

Dreamerr said:

Ok fuckers you have a big job but it is very important. When I come here tomorrow all pissed off make me vape and make me vape and for sure make me fuckin' vape. I am still angry, mad, frustrated and add whatever you want just make me vape so it isn't as bad and I can handle it and pretend to be my silly self...got it fuckers?

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You got it! Vape, damn it, vape !!

Vapinghole said:

Just found this thread. Funny as hell.

Oh...and Fuck off, everyone. I fart in your general direction.

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Fuck the fact that your father smells of elderberries!





It's cool VH - my father smells of dingleberries.

Fuck having company for more than two days!!!! And then having to clean up after them all!!!

But at least now I can vape openly again. Hallelujah!!!!!

thanks to the onion....

fuck prohibition

momofthegoons said:

Fuck having company for more than two days!!!! And then having to clean up after them all!!!

But at least now I can vape openly again. Hallelujah!!!!!

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There is always the option to tell them...

Fuck the tax people both ways from Sunday for fining me €61,- for not filing my quarterly value added tax on time.
I did do my payment and tried to file it,but their site was down at the time.
I,being a creature of habit, promptly forgot about it and only knew i forgot to still do it later when i got a letter this weekend.
The letter informed of them having to guess my amount for me and fine me for not-/late filing.
Their estimated tax assesment will be adjusted by an amount they received already...(what the hell else they think that could have been for is a mystery to me...motherfuckers...) and include a fine for late payment of a very small amount,this being the difference between their slightly higher,estimate and the actual filing and the payment i already did.
This comes out at 2% of the total amount or a minimum of €50,-...
The 2% comes out as less than €2,- so that's 48,- earned in a jiffy...
In short...sorry...too late for that it seems,well fuck it,my sentiments are maybe best expressed by the imagery after the word "contact!" :



Ps Fuck me for still getting quite a kick out of that^...

fuck lw for showing me the dumb law site. I used to look shit like that up and well it is just a fucked up this time.

Fuck mom for not being able to vape...fuck those people just vape anyhow like I do. It is my fucking house and I will do as I please cause as you know I can't do as I please outside my house cause of the fuckin' HOA and neighbors...fuck them toooooooo I will blow vape in there face and there kids face if they come to close.

Now come up with a good fuckin' idea for Halloween cause I hate them all.

Fuck You Thumb, for being so lazy during todays wake-n-vake.

Fuck death. Our mini French poodle passed away this morning. Couldn't even get her to the fuckin' vet in time, I was with her when she passed. She had been showing her age this last year or so, unfortunately, so we saw it coming. Pretty bummed on it, we got her a few weeks after we moved into this house... almost 12 years ago now. She was the boss of almost 4 acres (fenced) that she could wander around as she pleased. She got out a couple of times and got so scared she couldn't get back in that she stopped. Funny girl, my dad had left the chicken coop open by accident and they were walking on up the driveway (where she got out through), and they inched too close... she took off running, went around them, and pushed them back over by barking and running back and forth.

Down to my pitty and her daughter (that ended up looking Maltese of all things).

Sorry to hear that Quetz . it always Sucks .

Quetzalcoatl said:

Fuck death. Our mini French poodle passed away this morning. Couldn't even get her to the fuckin' vet in time, I was with her when she passed. She had been showing her age this last year or so, unfortunately, so we saw it coming. Pretty bummed on it, we got her a few weeks after we moved into this house... almost 12 years ago now. She was the boss of almost 4 acres (fenced) that she could wander around as she pleased. She got out a couple of times and got so scared she couldn't get back in that she stopped. Funny girl, my dad had left the chicken coop open by accident and they were walking on up the driveway (where she got out through), and they inched too close... she took off running, went around them, and pushed them back over by barking and running back and forth.

Down to my pitty and her daughter (that ended up looking Maltese of all things).

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R.I.P Poochy

Condolences Q. I have an old cat that is in stage 2 renal failure. We have to give him subcutaneous fluids at night, special diet etc etc . . . its hard to be the good shepherd and let them go when its time.

Our cat Sable is 16 years old. Now deaf and blind, we have to help her a lot. Other than that, she is still physically healthy, so we aren't ready to let her go yet.

I'm really sorry about your baby.

Sorry to hear, Q

Think I love animals too much sometimes. It crushed me every time I lost a dog when I was young or cat's that I have had as an adult.

They love us unconditionally and sometimes I wish more humans would follow their lead for a change.

Q there is nothing that hurts more than losing a best friend. I am so sorry.

Fuck the fact our animals can't live as long as we do!!!!

Fuck you Labcorp! I was just there, and I don't want to go back so soon. Your Phlebotomists suck!!

Quetzalcoatl said:

Fuck death. Our mini French poodle passed away this morning. Couldn't even get her to the fuckin' vet in time, I was with her when she passed. She had been showing her age this last year or so, unfortunately, so we saw it coming. Pretty bummed on it, we got her a few weeks after we moved into this house... almost 12 years ago now. She was the boss of almost 4 acres (fenced) that she could wander around as she pleased. She got out a couple of times and got so scared she couldn't get back in that she stopped. Funny girl, my dad had left the chicken coop open by accident and they were walking on up the driveway (where she got out through), and they inched too close... she took off running, went around them, and pushed them back over by barking and running back and forth.

Down to my pitty and her daughter (that ended up looking Maltese of all things).

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I'm so sorry for your loss.

Dreamerr said:

Ok fuckers you have a big job but it is very important. When I come here tomorrow all pissed off make me vape and make me vape and for sure make me fuckin' vape. I am still angry, mad, frustrated and add whatever you want just make me vape so it isn't as bad and I can handle it and pretend to be my silly self...got it fuckers?

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Hey, go fucking vape! TIA.

Fuck people who have unrealistic expectations of you.

Fuck me for having unrealistic expectations of myself.

And fuck people who want to limit me with their expectations that they THINK are real.

Fuck, now I'm really confused.....

Well first fuck the system, secondly fuck this idea that we still live in a "free" society that is "for the people"
Thirdly seriously fuck combustion, my buddy brought over a chillum so thick with resin that I made him unpack it and soak it in ISO, the color of the alcohol and what came out of that pipe damn near made me puke.

Oh yeah, fuck every bastard that looks down upon anyone who legitimately uses this plant to treat an illness or make the day bearable enough to make a living.

Final thought, fuck humans, we will destroy ourselves, this planet, and everything in our way. Ill laugh on judgement day when I hear the wear is your dog now chants.

Ah I went out today oh stupid fuckin' me...it was more comical then anything. I went to this place that serves Bearnaise burgers which are sooooooo yummy. It has red onions and mushrooms on it too. I needed to go to the supermarket, yes by myself with the pooch, I was brave. I needed pretzels badly. All good find a spot with the access aisle on the correct side so far so good. Was medicated but no where near I need to be but that didn't cause any issues. I bought good stuff...coleslaw for my stir frys and fresh cauliflower. I also got frozen mix broc and caul...all good right but I went in for pretzels. Ooo lays on sale damn it no fuckin' kettle ones ok three bags of the yellow bag...being ice bought a chocolate bar for the kid and chips as well but got yelled at for those just a few minutes ago. All of you with kids know that story moving on. All still ok except for the fact that the basket on my legs and the dog wasn't all that happy with this crap on her head. It was to my chin at this point. I was still looking for the blue and white bags and asked a standing person to look and nope ok stayed with the yellow reg lays. Went to the pretzels and I dunno know what happened...I will get back to that.

I was now holding everything with my chin and one hand and wheeling one wheel then switching ugh damn chips. I get close to the counter finally and the lazy ass check out person that I see all the time finally moves his ass to grab the stuff from me...oh thank you so much I say jerk in my head cause he was watching me struggle for a while. All still good as this is my life. He packs up the bags and I pay and starts ringing the next person. Gee jerkhead I need a little help to the car as I can't wheel and carry...ok that was in my head...real convo....can I please get some help out to my car...him oh ok and called someone over. Ok no laughing now they brought a cart for what I carried on my damn lap lol. Ok still all good just all stupid and slightly frustrating cause I hate dumb people...ok I hate people. So lady put shit in car and done.

We are good no issue right...........................well a small one that kind of pissed me off because I should have hit the car....I was in the second spot and handicap by old was in first spot...I was in the access aisle loading the dog in and about to load me in and he cut his wheel so hard into the access aisle to back out he just missed me cause I moved....I was mad cause I should have banged his car with my hand as if he hit me to scare the shit out of him me mad at me.

I am home unscathed but that was just allllllllllllllll stupid people...btw the next guy that pulled in to the handicapped spot was another shall we say I can walk fast so I don't need it. He parked in the other access aisle so that can't be used till he comes back out...yes people we need those slash line aisles are we ride in the street then handicap by old hit us.

I guess at least they have a path cause many don't...you have aisle then have to ride in the parking lot to a ramp somewhere far away. Remember we are low down so are very hard to see ffs it is hard to see anyone backing out in those types of lots.