Mystery Vape Message Contest

noseforvapor

noseforvapor

New Member
Hit me with your best Shot!

Suck me and I will put out!

What are you waiting for?


Mod note: When possible, please avoid making back-to-back posts in a thread. Use the Edit feature located at the bottom of your posts. Three posts merged.
 
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technique

technique

Well-Known Member
Suck it and see

Patience is a virtue

You had me at hello

Unhand my knob

You always turn me on

Get your coat you've pulled

dont blow smoke up my.....

Welcome to the dark side

Is that vapor or have i farted
 
technique,
mvapes

mvapes

Scratchin' Glass!
Accessory Maker
you a cop?

Did you remember snacks?

Nice Strain!

Here comes sir coughs alot!
 
mvapes,
Nbajunkie

Nbajunkie

Someones always watching..
when did this turn into a porno?
the unorthodox box
reward yourself with a balloon
soothe your senses
 
Nbajunkie,
Senor Senior Sr.

Senor Senior Sr.

New Member
"Such hash times, I mean harsh?"
"Hail Homegrown Hay!"
"Do you even vape, bro?"
"To toke or not to toke..."
"At least it's not crack."
"Every day is 4/20 for you huh?"
"Tokemon, gotta smoke em all!"
"In Ganja We Trust"
"Obsessive Cannabis Disorder"
"That better not be any BS!"
"No time for jokes, have a toke!"
"Weed make a good couple."
"You again?"
"Weed Brownies and Pot Bellies!"
"How do Fish party? Seaweed!"
"1 hit, 2 hits, 3 hits, FLOOR!"
"Why drink N drive? Toke N Fly!"
"Ready for a lungful of fun?"
"So, you're a liberal?"
"Take me to your dealer."
"Go Green!"
 
Senor Senior Sr.,
technique

technique

Well-Known Member
is it hot? you look baked

preparing to dispense meds

Yeah that looks legal, vape it
 
technique,
jeffp

jeffp

psychonaut/retired
I still smell mimeograph ink!

Learn to walk before u crawl.

A honeymoon in space.

Don't Bogart that vape.

I'm jonesing for a biscuit.

Back to the past.

May I have your attention now?

Class dismissed!!
 
jeffp,
Pickz

Pickz

Vapes on vapes on vapes!
Sorry if some of these are repeats, didn't wanna read 20 pages.

Tell the truth and then run.

Edited to fit 30 chars from Aristotle "Happiness depends upon ourselves."
Happiness depends on ourselves.

Edited to fit 30 chars from Oliver Wendell Holmes "All limitations are self imposed."
All limits are self imposed.

Make each day your masterpiece

The greatest wealth is health.

Failure is success in progress

Loading... You do the same.

Don't agonize, vaporize!

As seen on TV!

Self destructing in 5... 4...

Vape 'em if you got 'em!

I do believe I have the vapors
 
vectornectar

vectornectar

New Member
dormouse said:feed your head!
gottime2shareacupofradiation?
it'slongpastduethatwebegin!
long past due that we begin
got an itch in my cosmicpocket
I started surfing the madhouse
taste4dirt just makes me smile
My purple tablet turns to goo!
Have I got something warm 4 u?
Your pillow nest of a dripping God
Acidbathinthebellyofthewhale!
room enough 4 1 mo' on my tail
Save a warmer place to sleep!
gotta suck your thumb so tight
saveawarmandcozyplace2sleep!
got mushroom clouds in my hand
nevertooktheridetothesiloshed!
Better come 2 the throne today
I can blow you to kingdom come
Service now, the mushroom boy!
used to b a dreamer juz like u
atoms roar n strangelove sings
All da jewels that 1 can bring
seed of my perfume in yah head
I'm coming 2 u from the future
yah punk rock band still sucks
You've been drinking my blood!
I got a vortex for your cortex
The gods told me to relax
I'm way 2 busy power tripping!
buyingatelevisionsetrevolution
I'm your living crop circle!
curl u up in my vape pit baby!
I go crazy with this planet!
I was born and raised on Venus
v r freaks on da Lazarus plane
I c u drowning in the garbage!
frylikeapigintheheartofthesun!
you get from the chemical king
stand on the mountains of Mars
in the lap of the God's babe
A Goddess in the ancient song
Swim through the lake of fire!
I hate myself 4 wanting 2 play
This may seem a lil bit crazy!
 
vectornectar,
lwien

lwien

Well-Known Member
I bet whoever came up with this contest would have wished that they would have ended it sooner. Going though all these entries is going to be a major chore.
 
1_gr8_underdog

1_gr8_underdog

Trapped in the Astral Planes Back from the dead
Gr8ness Isn't Given,Its Earned
life is like water let it flow
do what you do and do it well
Your path to enlightenment
1 begins the path 2 happiness
 
1_gr8_underdog,
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