The Ascent Haiku Thread

JCat

Well-Known Member
Accessory Maker
Part 3:
FedEx says today
Not convinced, four-twenty now
I'm really anxious

Edit: (sorry about the unrelated posts .... the haiku's just inspired me to share my anxiety about whether my Cera will make it today or not ... not to mention my Cloud ... I'll post one with a result within the hour :))
 
JCat,
Great idea with the poems. I usually write longer ones but sticking with the spirit, here's my shot.


March 31st
Celebrating with Ascent
Easter Bunny came
 
Donny187,

PB88123

Vaporist
I hear a whisper
That on March 31
There will be an Ascent

Out of nowhere
Comes something so powerful
Many will rejoice

The vapors will rise
Up to the heavens
Happy Easter
 

iamn3ko

Well-Known Member
I want the Ascent
Real Crocodile skin
One day, oh, one day

All glass vapor path
With clean and fresh hits for me
Chill and medicate

Digital temp read
4 hour battery life
Fits in your pocket

Ascent to the sky
Stay and play for a while
Ain't never gonna come down



Edit: just realized my last one is similar to Iwiens, cept the cigar part. Sorry!
 

green2brown

Well-Known Member
I once had a Pax.
My bowl cooked without a hit.
There must be better.

I bought a WISPR.
It broke immediately.
Let's keep up my search.

Preorder a Cera,
Count the weeks passing on by.
Get my money back.

Now where to look next?
Atop the portable throne!
The on-the-go king!

With a glass air path
Made for herb and concentrate,
Ascent reigns supreme.
 

rufus

Active Member
nice ones green2brown :lol:

i'm bummed this got split, i was just certain my haiku was going to compel someone to post a video ;)
 

JCat

Well-Known Member
Accessory Maker
Cera here, still no Cloud
Maybe Cera is cloudy?
Surely Ascent is!

(Yeah! Had to track down the FedEx delivery guy at his house ... but I got my Cera ... still no Cloud but maybe tomorrow ... and at least the driver knows not to send it back now if it shows up next week when I'm gone)
 

salivape

Well-Known Member
My lifes not complete
the ascent will fill the void
hurry up da vinci

not really a poem just a general statement!
 
salivape,

mvapes

Scratchin' Glass!
Accessory Maker
Please no more vapes
I cant afford it
MJ isnt the only green I burn through
 
mvapes,
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overvaped

Vapor evangelist
That one, is not stealth
this one, does not last enough
the Ascent, has it all
 
overvaped,
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