BigDaddyVapor
@BigDogJunction
A 13 year old boy came home all happy. His mom asked, "What did you do at school today hunny?"
"Oh I had sex with my teacher," he said calmly.
The mother began to scream and yell and sent him to his room until his father got home. When the father came home the mother distraught and close to tears, told him, "Go talk to your son! He had sex with his teacher today!"
Turning, the dad grinned broadly as he walked upstairs. He asked his son what happened at school and the son told him.
The dad responded, "Son I'm so proud of you! I'm going to get you that bike you want."
They go out the next day and buy the bike. The father asks his son, if he wants to ride it home, to which the son replies, "Nah Dad, my ass is still sore."
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A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. Our bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of us IS blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy thinks about it a second, then says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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And to wrap it up, with the tasteless.
Q: What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne?
A: Acne usually comes on a boy's face after he hits puberty.
Q: What does a 70yr old pussy smell like?
A: Depends
Q: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A: Widow
Q: What is the quickest way to clear out a men's restroom?
A: Say, "Nice dick."
Q: What's blue and fucks old people?
A: Me in my lucky blue suit.
Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
A: Wiped his ass.
"Oh I had sex with my teacher," he said calmly.
The mother began to scream and yell and sent him to his room until his father got home. When the father came home the mother distraught and close to tears, told him, "Go talk to your son! He had sex with his teacher today!"
Turning, the dad grinned broadly as he walked upstairs. He asked his son what happened at school and the son told him.
The dad responded, "Son I'm so proud of you! I'm going to get you that bike you want."
They go out the next day and buy the bike. The father asks his son, if he wants to ride it home, to which the son replies, "Nah Dad, my ass is still sore."
***********************************************************************
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. Our bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of us IS blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy thinks about it a second, then says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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And to wrap it up, with the tasteless.
Q: What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne?
A: Acne usually comes on a boy's face after he hits puberty.
Q: What does a 70yr old pussy smell like?
A: Depends
Q: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A: Widow
Q: What is the quickest way to clear out a men's restroom?
A: Say, "Nice dick."
Q: What's blue and fucks old people?
A: Me in my lucky blue suit.
Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
A: Wiped his ass.
. (even though I may be a little late here lol)
I call her Indy.
