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Aromazap/Myrtlezap/CeramicRockZap

Abysmal Vapor

Supersniffer 2000 - robot fart detection device
Thank you for your support Rick ! I am melted by FC people kindness.. If you don't stop being so nice and giving so much warmth.. you will melt the polar ice too and cause overflow.. So you log vape makers should start making plans of gigantic polished fusion of multiple exotic woods Arc so we can survive.. (shame for the ones lost but at least we are going to build a world of dudes .. :)
 
Abysmal Vapor,

Magic9

Plant Enthusiast
I just popped in to see if you have tried any Tanqueray 10 yet.

Then I read you are helping out a fellow FCer in trouble. Which is great, but what's up with the little red penis? I hate to ask, and this is a first, but any pics?????

Rick said:
Having said that, I am also announcing a small Abysmal Vapor fund raiser here in Zapville. I have a few CRZs laying around...a small crack, a duct-tape bottom, a little red penis, maybe another and another. I will sell them cheap and send 75% of my net money to Abysmal.
 

momofthegoons

vapor accessory addict
Having said that, I am also announcing a small Abysmal Vapor fund raiser here in Zapville. I have a few CRZs laying around...a small crack, a duct-tape bottom, a little red penis, maybe another and another. I will sell them cheap and send 75% of my net money to Abysmal. I'll have more later as I want to flow into this thing as good old Dave from UD ends his extra special help at the end of this month. It is another world over there as far as human rights and justice and all that stuff goes. A real reminder of how lucky probably 99% of us are compared to Abysmals home.

Hot damn Rick! :D So glad to hear it!
 

CentiZen

Evil Genius in Training
Accessory Maker
Okay, wait a second, a little red penis? Did I read that right?
 
CentiZen,

underdog

shade-tree vapor engineer
Manufacturer
... Having said that, I am also announcing a small Abysmal Vapor fund raiser here in Zapville. I have a few CRZs laying around...a small crack, a duct-tape bottom, a little red penis, maybe another and another. I will sell them cheap and send 75% of my net money to Abysmal. I'll have more later as I want to flow into this thing as good old Dave from UD ends his extra special help at the end of this month. It is another world over there as far as human rights and justice and all that stuff goes. A real reminder of how lucky probably 99% of us are compared to Abysmals home. ...

Nice! You're the man Rick!
 

Rick

Zapman
Oh shit am I in trouble! Pat just figured out what I meant by the red penis. It is actually a pink penis and was given to her by a special guy. She just said "fuck, you are not going to sell my pink penis!" It is MINE. Even though she has been sucking off a classic Ambrosia Maple for a few weeks! My god are these Picses Pollac women selfish!
What should I do? A real crisis here in Zapville folks.
I can understand why she does not want to let go of it but this is for a great cause. And who know what the person who gets it would do?
Enough.
 

Stu

Maconheiro
Staff member
Oh shit am I in trouble! Pat just figured out what I meant by the red penis. It is actually a pink penis and was given to her by a special guy. She just said "fuck, you are not going to sell my pink penis!" It is MINE. Even though she has been sucking off a classic Ambrosia Maple for a few weeks! My god are these Picses Pollac women selfish!
What should I do? A real crisis here in Zapville folks.
I can understand why she does not want to let go of it but this is for a great cause. And who know what the person who gets it would do?
Enough.

My god. I had no idea what you folks were up to on this thread.... I've been missing out on some interesting stuff. I'd better get reading up to see what I've missed...
 

Elluzion

Vapeosaurus Rex
Oh shit am I in trouble! Pat just figured out what I meant by the red penis. It is actually a pink penis and was given to her by a special guy. She just said "fuck, you are not going to sell my pink penis!" It is MINE. Even though she has been sucking off a classic Ambrosia Maple for a few weeks! My god are these Picses Pollac women selfish!
What should I do? A real crisis here in Zapville folks.
I can understand why she does not want to let go of it but this is for a great cause. And who know what the person who gets it would do?
Enough.

I still cannot stop laughing about this, you are hilarious Rick. This is probably my favorite thread, always something awesome/interesting happening :p whether it's some new bubbs or a little red pink penis baha :tup: keep it fresh
 

reece

Well-Known Member
Well, Rick, it is for a good cause but when the wife has the blues you got 'em too. I say do yourself a favor...

Reminds me of a scene from "The Incredibles."

Lucius: Honey?
Honey: What?
Lucius: Where's my super suit?
Honey: What?
Lucius: Where - is - my - super - suit?
Honey: I, uh, put it away.
[helicopter explodes outside]
Lucius: *Where*?
Honey: *Why* do you *need* to know?
Lucius: I need it!
[Lucius rummages through another room in his condo]
Honey: Uh-uh! Don't you think about running off doing no derrin'-do. We've been planning this dinner for two months!
Lucius: The public is in danger!
Honey: My evening's in danger!
Lucius: You tell me where my suit is, woman! We are talking about the greater good!
Honey: 'Greater good?' I am your wife! I'm the greatest *good* you are ever gonna get!
 

Rick

Zapman
One of our Honeys will get on and describe the proper way to remove honey from the honey tube.

Alas, as so many of you know, we must keep our Honeys happy. Pat has a special affinity to her pink penis vape because she is a loving caregiver who likes to keep stuff given to her. I took her for granted, not realizing how important it was to her. We went through a special fun time with a special person when the pink penis came to us so it will stay here for now. There will be some special treats though for the AZ Abysmal thing. I'll post more after the first of the month.

Today we put together our first good sized batch of bubblers. All but one ordered the wooden holder so I got to crank out several holders. What a trip as we matched bubblers to holders when I got them done. Every bubbler is just a little different somewhere or everywhere. Just slightly different to remind us these were all done by a real craftsman, one at a time. He actually does 4 at a time for production reasons. Lots of welds he hopes to reduce in number as the process continues. I must say, they look good in the holders. Balanced. All the holders were Myrtle this time. They will ship tomorrow via first class mail with tracking for an expected Monday arrival.

Everything we need to offer the VV Power supply should be here by the middle/end of the week. I continue to love the things. Two days ago the ambient air was 70/80 in the shop so voltage was turned down to 12.5 or so. Today it is fucking cold out here so we are running at 14+ volts. I think 15 volts is a perfect top voltage range number. Still too hot for continuous use but a good stopping point. The 13.5s were doing over 16 volts as they were unregulated.

We should get some Zaps up tomorrow. Just not enough time today to get it done right.
Thanks for all the fun last night. I love it when that stuff just happens spontaneously.
 

momofthegoons

vapor accessory addict
Anyone know how to scrape out the honey from the nylon vapor tubes?

IMO scraping the stems is a real good way to pop out or wreck your screen.

Rather than scraping the honey out, I would soak the stem in ISO or an alcohol like Everclear. (The solution can be reused). If it's ISO, you let it evaporate, scrape up the residue and make QUISO which can be vaped. If it's Everclear (or some other high proof liquor) you can either drink it or reduce it down and use it in making candies or other foodstuff. If you get a small travel size bottle (3 - 4 oz) at a drug store, you just plop the stem in (screen end down is best) and let it soak a while. Then rinse and dry and you're ready to go.
 

Vitolo

Vaporist
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Good container



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91% Iso


Then scrape her up later for some real fun!
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and you can use the scrapings in the Zap too.. like one uses hash oil

touch to view
 

Magic9

Plant Enthusiast
Rick said:
One of our Honeys will get on and describe the proper way to remove honey from the honey tube.
:lol:

I'm super impatient at times, so I'll use a q-tip dipped in ISO to do the heavy work, then soak and shake for a few minutes. Then I pull the cotton off and let it dry for vaping at a later date (all credit to Vito for that idea).
 

momofthegoons

vapor accessory addict
Thanks for picking up where I left off guys. :D I wasn't as thorough as I thought I was being... after a few days off with a cold, today I was back in the saddle again and I'm a tad forgetful it would seem. :ko:
 

Magic9

Plant Enthusiast
Thanks for picking up where I left off guys. :D I wasn't as thorough as I thought I was being... after a few days off with a cold, today I was back in the saddle again and I'm a tad forgetful it would seem. :ko:

Nonsense I say!!! It was a great answer and even gave me an idea to research. I never tried the EC/liquor since I don't drink, but now that I know it can be reduced......
 

Rick

Zapman
Jesus and others, regarding the plain jane straight 14 mm GonG tube, they are getting very hard to get. Apparently they go as fast as they hit the docks. People are ordering tens of thousands at a time because of the popularity of the GonG glass. They use those straight tubes for fabricating just about any 14 mm GonG piece made and there are lots and lots of them being made. We have the word out for more at Zapville but the real glass guys are first in line and the smaller ones like Tim have to get real smart to get their share as the big guys are sucking them up fast. The same tubes are used in our bubblers.

Wow! I was just looking over the thread and realizing again how nice it will be when we can say fluctuating log vape temps are a thing of the past. When she is too cold, crank up the dial. If she is too hot, crank down the dial. Then I passed the pink penis posts and flashed on some effects of aging. And then I thought........hmmmmm, could we...........make a..........????? Maybe a unisex model?????

And then......off to Alan with the idea....no wait......he only does wood, glass, electro, mechanical, airflows......turbo tubes.....and more ...and we'd better not get him sidetracked either.

Maybe Dave will be into it?
Isn't it neat to have the log vape world on FC a fun place, all the time?
Lots of memories since the beginning here on FC. Late May 2009...........hmmmm a three year anniversary coming up soon. Maybe we will have a party?
 
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