Fuck you !!!
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Vape_Or_Die420
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Fuck Applebee's!! Total dogshit.
Fuck the negative dissonance that begins to creep into our threads any time a subjective difference is noticed. Ultimately we all choose to visit here, what the Fuck is the problem with conducting ourselves with a tiny bit of decorum? What is with all of the shit slinging towards each other? Don't we have mainstream society for that useless bullshit? New member, old member, Fuck off with the shitty attitudes. I am a miserable bitch at times, and it shows in my posts. When it becomes apparent, I step back and enjoy a fat vape session. Then I try and return to address how I acted like a dick. Have some respect for everyone here at FC, all of us for each other. The rest of the world sucks, FC does not have to!
Ramahs
Fucking Combustion (mostly) Since February 2017
Tranquility
Well-Known Member
Fuck hypocrites who allow hatred to be a joke.
vapviking
Old & In the Way
Yeah, it's pretty much fuck all of us at one time or another.
Remember the good old days when you could go see a concert and the closest anything got to politics
was a general anti-establishment vibe? Now some windbag expects that I will pony up $300+ per ticket
to suffer through some political drivel as opposed to the fucking awesome music that helped me get through
life. FUCK YOU! Roger Waters!. If I wanted to hear some pantload of political musings, I can get to Joe Biden's house in about an hour. Play fucking music and keep your Goddamn political views for the boys at the pub. For fuck's sake, I am happy to substitute and save by catching Brit Floyd at the Tower.
This Absolutely Fucking Kicks My ASS, FUCK POLITICS! FUCK TV! Play the fucking music! You think I give a fuck if Bono dines with the Pope? FUCK NO!
was a general anti-establishment vibe? Now some windbag expects that I will pony up $300+ per ticket
to suffer through some political drivel as opposed to the fucking awesome music that helped me get through
life. FUCK YOU! Roger Waters!. If I wanted to hear some pantload of political musings, I can get to Joe Biden's house in about an hour. Play fucking music and keep your Goddamn political views for the boys at the pub. For fuck's sake, I am happy to substitute and save by catching Brit Floyd at the Tower.
This Absolutely Fucking Kicks My ASS, FUCK POLITICS! FUCK TV! Play the fucking music! You think I give a fuck if Bono dines with the Pope? FUCK NO!
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CurryLeafTreehugger
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GOOD DOGGY! I need that doggy!
Ramahs
Fucking Combustion (mostly) Since February 2017
Fuck convenience store clerks who don't understand how plastic bags work! 
I'm at the corner store buying something heavy that I've bought 100 times before, and I've learned that it's heavy enough that it will sometimes tear through a single plastic bag on my two-block walk home from the store. So, I normally ask for a double-bag.
Well, they put my items in one plastic bag, then someone else walks up to help the clerk double-bag and pulls a second bag (from about 12 inches to the right of where the first bag came from behind the counter), and puts it over the first. Well, the second bag is smaller, with the handles about three inches shorter than the first bag, and then they hand it to me to leave.
I look at them confused, and ask for a second bag the same size as the first, because in it's current state that's still one bag holding the total weight of the contents...till it breaks, then the inside single bag will holding the weight by itself as well. This defeats the purpose of asking for a double bag.
Next, and I shit you not, the clerk looks me in the eye and says "but, it's still two bags!?!?", and just keeps staring me dead in the eye as if I'm being an asshole about it.
At that moment, inside my head, I thought about grabbing that dumb fucker by the throat and pulling them as close as possible over the counter to my face, and screaming at the top of my lungs (flying spittle and all) "that's not how physics works, you dumb fuck!"...but I don't like police. So I took my bag and left.
Of course on the way home the handles of the smaller bag slowly stretched to wire-thin, starting to get painful as they cut into my hands and one of them broke, so I switched to the other handles of the larger inside bag, which was beginning to tear at the bottom by time I got home.
I guess I'm ultra annoyed because this has happened many times at local convenience stores where I ask for a double bag because I know the contents are a bit too heavy for one bag, and the inside and outside bags they use are different sizes, and they always look at me like deers-in-headlights when I point out that there's a problem with that.
Why is this aspect of plastic-grocery-bag mechanics so hard to comprehend for some people?
I'm at the corner store buying something heavy that I've bought 100 times before, and I've learned that it's heavy enough that it will sometimes tear through a single plastic bag on my two-block walk home from the store. So, I normally ask for a double-bag.
Well, they put my items in one plastic bag, then someone else walks up to help the clerk double-bag and pulls a second bag (from about 12 inches to the right of where the first bag came from behind the counter), and puts it over the first. Well, the second bag is smaller, with the handles about three inches shorter than the first bag, and then they hand it to me to leave.
I look at them confused, and ask for a second bag the same size as the first, because in it's current state that's still one bag holding the total weight of the contents...till it breaks, then the inside single bag will holding the weight by itself as well. This defeats the purpose of asking for a double bag.
Next, and I shit you not, the clerk looks me in the eye and says "but, it's still two bags!?!?", and just keeps staring me dead in the eye as if I'm being an asshole about it.
At that moment, inside my head, I thought about grabbing that dumb fucker by the throat and pulling them as close as possible over the counter to my face, and screaming at the top of my lungs (flying spittle and all) "that's not how physics works, you dumb fuck!"...but I don't like police. So I took my bag and left.
Of course on the way home the handles of the smaller bag slowly stretched to wire-thin, starting to get painful as they cut into my hands and one of them broke, so I switched to the other handles of the larger inside bag, which was beginning to tear at the bottom by time I got home.
I guess I'm ultra annoyed because this has happened many times at local convenience stores where I ask for a double bag because I know the contents are a bit too heavy for one bag, and the inside and outside bags they use are different sizes, and they always look at me like deers-in-headlights when I point out that there's a problem with that.
Why is this aspect of plastic-grocery-bag mechanics so hard to comprehend for some people?
TheThriftDrifter
Land of the long vapor cloud
I don't have an answer for you but I enjoyed reading about you baggie adventure. 
