Cannabis News

cybrguy

Putin is a War Criminal
If Illinois legalizes marijuana, we might have a shortage. Here's a solution: Dank News.

The Chicago Tribune could provide a special incentive to subscribers: cannabis-infused newspapers. (Stacey Wescott/Chicago Tribune)
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Rex HuppkeContact ReporterChicago Tribune
Like most sensible Illinoisans, I was troubled when I read this headline: “Demand for legal marijuana in Illinois would far exceed licensed growers’ ability to supply it, study shows.”

We haven’t even legalized marijuana yet and we’re already facing a shortage.

Now understand, this potential shortage won’t impact me. I don’t “do the weed,” as the kids say, and there is certainly no reason to think I’m looking forward to having legal access to pot so I can smoke it and spend hours laughing each time my Roomba bumps into a wall or a piece of furniture.

That would be ridiculous. As would any suspicion that I’m eager to get marijuana-infused foods to snack on while riding my Roomba and watching reruns of “The Simpsons.”

No, my concern is strictly for fellow citizens who might find marijuana legalized but in short supply.

According to a study by Freedman & Koski, a Colorado-based consulting firm that helps state and local governments with marijuana legalization, the demand for pot in Illinois could be as high (hah!) as 550,000 pounds a year.

Per the study: “Illinois can expect the existing medical cannabis market to have the capacity to supply between 35 percent and 54 percent of the mature, adult-use market.”

Nobody likes an undersupplied mature, adult-use market.

Not everybody here agrees with the study’s findings, but when it comes to making sure people have access to marijuana strains like “Laughing Buddha” and “Island Sweet Skunk,” isn’t it best to err on the side of caution? (Again, I personally have no interest in obtaining legal bags of “Acapulco Gold” or “Mango Kush” so I can escape the drudgery of daily life and finally notice that my fingers look really weird and rubbery when I start moving them all at the same time. It’s just that I’m thoughtful and don’t want friends and neighbors to be deprived.)

So I have a solution that might better prepare the state for the possible legalization of marijuana while also bolstering an Illinois institution in which I am deeply invested: The Chicago Tribune needs to get into the pot-growing business.

I haven’t briefed my editors on this innovative new revenue stream, but I’m confident it will spark their interest.

As many of you know, we recently relocated from Tribune Tower to One Prudential Plaza. Our new confines might lack in historic value, but we have an abundance of open space and natural light.

By simply moving a few desks around and possibly eliminating a conference room or four, we would have ample “grow space” for indoor cannabis fields.

I took the liberty of researching the art of weed farming and found some excellent tips on the website of Royal Queen Seeds, a European cannabis breeder.

For starters, we need light. Between the windows, the overhead fluorescent lights and all the desk lamps we have in the newsroom to help journalists whose eyesight has gone bad from years of staring at a computer screen and weeping, that won’t be a problem.

We also need a “growing medium.” Soil would be too messy for an office environment, but Royal Queen Seeds notes that “soil isn’t the only choice.”

The website explains: “Neutral mediums that are entirely nutrient dependent include coconut coir, perlite, vermiculite or rock wool.”

I don’t know what any of those words mean, but I assume that once you smoke some Island Sweet Skunk it all starts to make sense.

Beyond light and a growing medium, you just need water and fresh, recirculating air. The water’s not a problem, but we might need to work on the air part, since newsroom air is generally stale and smells like fast food and regret.

The specifics can be worked out, but the bottom line is we could save journalism and keep pot-smoking Illinoisans well-stocked by producing our own special strain of newsroom-grown cannabis. We could call it “Dank News, the World’s Kindest Bud from the World’s Greatest Newspaper.”

But hang on, I haven’t even gotten to the best part yet.

While Dank News could be available at all Illinois marijuana dispensaries, the Chicago Tribune could provide a special incentive to subscribers: cannabis-infused newspapers. That’s right, once you’ve finished reading your daily paper, you could eat it and enjoy a relaxing buzz.

Each page of the newspaper could have a small amount of Dank News baked in, a service no other news organization currently provides and one guaranteed to send print subscriptions skyrocketing. (Hum a few bars of that, internet!)

Think how much funnier my column will be if, before reading it, you eat the sports section and let the psychotropic effect of our organically grown news-weed carry you away. I regularly receive emails from readers who say people who like my columns must be high, so it seems like a perfect marriage of journalism and tetrahydrocannabinol!

Assuming Illinois legalizes marijuana in the near future, I believe Dank News could stabilize the pot markets AND make the Chicago Tribune one of the country’s most profitable news/marijuana companies.

There’s simply no way my editors are going to say no to this idea!

EDITOR’S NOTE: No.
 
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Ramahs

Fucking Combustion (mostly) Since February 2017
Meh...I'm wasn't complaining that you posted it. Just saying how it came across to me.
I fully recognize that others may feel differently, and more power to them to do so.
I don't necessarily expect everyone to agree with me on the matter, and I honestly meant no insult to you or anyone else. My apologies if it sounded like I did.
 
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Tranquility

Well-Known Member
Just because we want you off our damn lawn, does not mean we want to keep off the grass.

https://www.apnews.com/5374f36871fd4ed68a0d873a323129b7

Bingo and bongs: More seniors seek pot for age-related aches

LAGUNA WOODS, Calif. (AP) — The group of white-haired folks — some pushing walkers, others using canes — arrive right on time at the gates of Laguna Woods Village, an upscale retirement community in the picturesque hills that frame this Southern California suburb a few miles from Disneyland.

There they board a bus for a quick trip to a building that, save for the green Red Cross-style sign in the window, resembles a trendy coffee bar. The people, mostly in their 70s and 80s, pass the next several hours enjoying a light lunch, playing a few games of bingo and selecting their next month’s supply of cannabis-infused products.

“It’s like the ultimate senior experience,” laughs 76-year-old retired beauty products distributor Ron Atkin as he sits down to watch the bingo at the back of the Bud and Bloom marijuana dispensary in Santa Ana.

Most states now have legal medical marijuana, and 10 of them, including California, allow anyone 21 or older to use pot recreationally. The federal government still outlaws the drug even as acceptance increases. The 2018 General Social Survey, an annual sampling of Americans’ views, found a record 61 percent back legalization, and those 65 and older are increasingly supportive.

Indeed, many industry officials say the fastest-growing segment of their customer base is people like Atkin — aging baby boomers or even those a little older who are seeking to treat the aches and sleeplessness and other maladies of old age with the same herb that many of them once passed around at parties.

“I would say the average age of our customers is around 60, maybe even a little older,” said Kelty Richardson, a registered nurse with the Halos Health clinic in Boulder, Colorado, which provides medical examinations and sells physician-recommended cannabis through its online store.

Its medical director, Dr. Joseph Cohen, conducts “Cannabis 101” seminars at the nearby Balfour Senior Living community for residents who want to know which strains are best for easing arthritic pain or improving sleep.

Relatively little scientific study has verified the benefits of marijuana for specific problems. There’s evidence pot can relieve chronic pain in adults, according to a 2017 report from the National Academies of Sciences, Engineering and Medicine, but the study also concluded that the lack of scientific information poses a risk to public health.

At Bud and Bloom, winners of the bingo games take home new vape pens, but Atkin isn’t really there for that. He’s been coming regularly for two years to buy cannabis-infused chocolate bars and sublingual drops to treat his painful spinal stenosis since the prescription opiates he had been taking quit working.

It was “desperation” that brought him here, he said, adding that his doctors didn’t suggest he try medical marijuana. But they didn’t discourage him either.

The dispensary is filled with the 50 people from the bus as they peruse counters and coolers containing everything from gel caps to drops to cannabis-infused drinks, not to mention plenty of old-fashioned weed.

Adele Frascella, leaning on her cane, purchases a package of gummy candies she says helps keep her arthritic pain at bay.

“I don’t like to take an opioid,” said Frascella, 70.

Fashionably dressed with sparkling silver earrings, Frascella confirms with a smile that she was a pot smoker in her younger days.

“I used to do it when I was like 18, 19, 20,” she said. “And then I had a baby, got married and stopped.”

She took it up again a few years ago, even investing in a “volcano,” a pricey, high-tech version of the old-fashioned bong that Gizmodo calls “the ultimate stoner gadget.” But these days, like many other seniors, she prefers edibles to smoking.

Renee Lee, another baby boomer who smoked as a youth, got back into it more than a dozen years ago after the clinical psychologist underwent brain surgery and other medical procedures that she said had her taking “10 meds a day, four times a day.”

“And I wasn’t getting any better,” she said, adding that she asked her doctors if she might try medical marijuana as a last resort. They said go ahead and she found it ended her pain.

In 2012 she founded the Rossmoor Medical Marijuana Club in her upscale San Francisco Bay Area retirement community.

“We started with 20 people, and we kept it really quiet for about a year and a half,” she said, noting that although California legalized medical cannabis in 1996, it was still seen in some quarters as an outlaw drug.

Her group has since grown to more than 1,000 members and puts on regular events, including lectures by pro-cannabis doctors and nurses.

People Lee’s age — 65 and over — are the fastest-growing segment of the marijuana-using population, said Dr. Gary Small, professor of psychiatry and aging at the University of California, Los Angeles.

He believes more studies on the drug’s effects on older people are needed. And while it may improve quality of life by relieving pain, anxiety and other problems, he said, careless, unsupervised use can cause trouble.

“We know that cannabis can cause side effects, particularly in older people,” he said. “They can get dizzy. It can even impair memory if the dose is too high or new ingredients are wrong. And dizziness can lead to falls, which can be quite serious.”

Richardson said Colorado saw an uptick in hospital visits by older users soon after the state legalized cannabis in 2012. The problem, he said, was often caused by novices downing too many edibles.

That’s a lesson Dick Watts, 75, learned the hard way. The retired New Jersey roofing contractor who keeps a winter home at Laguna Woods Village began having trouble sleeping through the night as he got into his 70s. He attended a seniors’ seminar where he learned marijuana might help, so he got a cannabis-infused candy bar. He immediately ate the whole thing.

“Man, that was nearly lethal,” recalled Watts, laughing.

Now when he has trouble sleeping he takes just a small sliver of candy before bed. He said he wakes up clear-headed and refreshed.

“And I have it up on a shelf so my grandkids can’t get to it,” Watts said.​
 

macbill

Oh No! Mr macbill!!
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Mapping pot legalization politics: Not just red vs. blue

To anyone who figured the path of legalizing recreational marijuana use ran along blue state-red state lines, a sudden setback for pot advocates in New Jersey may show the issue isn’t so black-and-white.

“It’s a good illustration that even in a state that’s entirely Democratically controlled, it’s not obvious that it would be passed — or that it would be easy,” says Daniel Mallinson, a Penn State Harrisburg professor who studies how marijuana legalization and other policies spread among states.
 

cybrguy

Putin is a War Criminal
Everyone seems to think Illinois isn't producing enough for legal REC. I suppose that shouldn't be a surprise, but they better get on it...

Study: Illinois marijuana industry will have to expand to meet legalization demand


A fully-matured adult-use marijuana program in Illinois could produce between $440 million and $676 million in annual revenue, and the expected demand would be far greater than the state’s current supply, according to a demand study released Friday, March 1.

The study was conducted by Freedman and Koski, a Colorado consulting firm which advises local governments on the implementation of marijuana legalization. It was commissioned by state Rep. Kelly Cassidy and state Sen. Heather Steans, both Chicago Democrats who have been working on legalization efforts for the past two years.

Illinois would have to produce 350,000 to 550,000 pounds in dried cannabis plants each year to meet the expected demand, the study said. The state’s existing industry could supply between only 35 percent and 54 percent of that number. The bill’s sponsors said the expansion of the industry will help increase minority-owned business inclusion.

“We’re contemplating additional license categories such as craft cultivation, transportation and processing to ensure that everyone is at the table,” Cassidy said. “These will create space for more innovation and entrepreneurship in the industry, but more importantly, provide opportunity for more diversity in an industry with a pressing need for it.”

The revenue and usage estimates were determined by using other states with legalized marijuana as a baseline, while factoring in Illinois’ usage and tourism rates among other demographic factors. Illinois would become the second-largest of the 11 states to legalize adult-use cannabis and the third-largest jurisdiction in the world after Canada and California.

The tax revenue estimates were based on a total mature-market marijuana industry revenue number of $1.69 billion to $2.58 billion, which was determined by medicinal prices and the usage estimates. These revenues, taxed at an assumed rate of 26.5 percent, would produce between $443,690,100 and $676,481,400 annually.
 

blackstone

Well-Known Member
UN Agencies Unite In Recommending Decriminalisation Of Drug Possession And Use

13/03/2019

The entire United Nations (UN) family of agencies has for the first time adopted a common position on drug policy that endorses decriminalisation of possession and use. On Tuesday, the Chief Executives Board (CEB) of the UN, representing 31 UN agencies, issued a statement calling on member states to “promote alternatives to conviction and punishment in appropriate cases, including the decriminalisation of drug possession for personal use”.

Major UN Report: Punitive Drugs Policies Have Failed

15/03/2019

Following United Nations (UN) agencies’ decision to adopt common drug policy that endorses decriminalisation of possession and use, the UN System Coordination Task Team has released a new report that says punitive drug policies have proven to be “ineffective in reducing drug trafficking or in addressing non-medical drug use and supply” and that they “undermine the human rights and well-being of persons who use drugs, as well as of their families and communities”.

People who smoke high-intensity pot every day more likely to develop psychosis: study

The study published Tuesday in The Lancet Psychiatry medical journal found that daily marijuana users are three times more likely than those who don't use marijuana to develop psychosis. Those who use high-potency marijuana are almost five times more likely to develop psychosis compared to nonusers, according to the study.

The study's authors defined high-potency cannabis as marijuana with more than 10 percent tetrahydrocannabinol, the chemical responsible for marijuana's psychoactive effects.

Study Linking Psychosis To High-Potency Cannabis Based On Guesswork

22/03/2019

A study claiming to link high-potency cannabis to psychosis was based on guessing the strength of the THC based on the name of the strain they had used. (Don’t laugh!)

"Qualifying the findings, the authors of the study admitted that it was limited by small numbers of participants at each site; that THC and CBD content of the cannabis was not directly measured; and that the results might, at least in part, be down to those at greater risk of psychosis being more likely to use cannabis. Fancy that – people with psychosis might turn to cannabis for relief from it."

"For comparison, the team asked more than 1,200 healthy individuals from across the same areas about their cannabis use. The strength of cannabis was estimated from the name individuals gave to the drug. But were the other polluting ingredients that usually come with street cannabis considered? Apparently not."


IMO, other things that could cause a link are, harsh enforcement/punishment, surveillance, criminalization and lack of social acceptance. But there are enough plausible causes given above.
 

macbill

Oh No! Mr macbill!!
Staff member
Pioneering legal pot states aim to ease rules on industry

When Washington and Colorado launched their pioneering marijuana industries in the face of U.S. government prohibition, they imposed strict rules in hopes of keeping the U.S. Justice Department at bay.

Five years later, federal authorities have stayed away, but the industry says it has been stifled by over-regulation. Lawmakers in both states have heard the complaints and are moving to ease the rules.
 

macbill

Oh No! Mr macbill!!
Staff member
Federally Produced Marijuana Is Closer To Hemp Than Commercial Cannabis, Study Shows

Research-grade marijuana that’s supplied by the only federally authorized cultivation site in the United States is genetically closer to hemp than cannabis varieties sold at dispensaries in legal states, according to a new study.

The revelation raises questions about how applicable the results of research using the government marijuana really are to understanding the effects of products that consuming are actually using.
 

BabyFacedFinster

Anything worth doing, is worth overdoing.
An example of the ignorance that we battle.

https://www.leafly.com/news/politics/florida-lawmakers-want-to-limit-medical-marijuana-potency

"Republican Rep. Cyndi Stevenson argued that high-THC marijuana could make some people violent."

“It’s appropriate if we use caution,” she said. “The idea that we would put a stamp of approval on something that enhances violence, perhaps, even if it’s a small fraction of the community, is something that should give us all pause.”
 

Ramahs

Fucking Combustion (mostly) Since February 2017
An example of the ignorance that we battle.

https://www.leafly.com/news/politics/florida-lawmakers-want-to-limit-medical-marijuana-potency

"Republican Rep. Cyndi Stevenson argued that high-THC marijuana could make some people violent."

“It’s appropriate if we use caution,” she said. “The idea that we would put a stamp of approval on something that enhances violence, perhaps, even if it’s a small fraction of the community, is something that should give us all pause.”

Oh, good-fucking grief :bang:
 

C No Ego

Well-Known Member
An example of the ignorance that we battle.

https://www.leafly.com/news/politics/florida-lawmakers-want-to-limit-medical-marijuana-potency

"Republican Rep. Cyndi Stevenson argued that high-THC marijuana could make some people violent."

“It’s appropriate if we use caution,” she said. “The idea that we would put a stamp of approval on something that enhances violence, perhaps, even if it’s a small fraction of the community, is something that should give us all pause.”
more THC per space = less inhaling of burnt plant material... they are wanting to bring in Swag ditch weed basically like Ol miss supplies USA... another screwed up situation... providing stronger product = less inhales of toxic smoke per space ( bud structure) available... bring on massive amounts of plant fibers and bio-mass and Smoke that Shit Florida
Edit - what is making people violent is coming up against the most ignorant mother fuckers in the world who are trying to limit our health potential
edit 2 - Florida, instead focus on dosage info and titrating dosages for effects... limiting medical compounds from bio-mass is not how to do it
 
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macbill

Oh No! Mr macbill!!
Staff member

macbill

Oh No! Mr macbill!!
Staff member
Trump administration accused of blocking citizenship for marijuana workers
DENVER — US immigration authorities blocked two immigrants’ applications for citizenship because of their work in Colorado’s marijuana industry, their attorneys and Denver officials said, accusing the Trump administration of quietly targeting immigrants seeking jobs in the growing field.
 

Tranquility

Well-Known Member
Trump administration accused of blocking citizenship for marijuana workers
DENVER — US immigration authorities blocked two immigrants’ applications for citizenship because of their work in Colorado’s marijuana industry, their attorneys and Denver officials said, accusing the Trump administration of quietly targeting immigrants seeking jobs in the growing field.

From the article:
Barrientos said he plans to appeal the denial of his application. His attorneys are also considering his options in federal court.​

While I think the feds should de-schedule and feel sorry for the guy, let's hope someone trying to make a point is paying for the attorney to appeal the denial or considering the options in federal court. I'd place the chances there at just about zero.

Much as we want to ignore the stupidity, it is still illegal under federal law. Even the administration person interviewed seemed sympathetic, but, was a little sassy:
“When adjudicating applicants for citizenship, the agency is required to apply federal law. We appreciate the candor of applicants who provide the requisite documentation illustrating legal purchase and possession under state law. However, as a federal agency, we are legally unable to make special considerations in these cases unless or until federal law is changed.”
Wow, things can change fast edit:
https://www.politico.com/story/2019/04/04/cory-gardner-trump-marijuana-bill-1255762

Sen. Cory Gardner said Thursday that President Donald Trump told him he’d sign legislation to ensure states can decide for themselves whether to legalize marijuana, but that Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell needs some more convincing....​
 
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