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P.A.M. · Mar 8, 2018

szai said:
Where was this discussed!? Sounds awesome! I like wood in my pocket!

Is that wood in your pocket or are you just happy to see me ? Maybe both ? :lol:

Haha @phattpiggie , yup , was my plan when reading this earlier to put this here in my first out of context post !

szai · Mar 8, 2018

P.A.M. said:
Is that wood in your pocket or are you just happy to see me ? Maybe both ?

Haha @phattpiggie , yup , was my plan when reading this earlier to put this here in my first out of context post !

Wood is a beautiful thing bro!

pxl_jockey · Mar 8, 2018

Pipes said:
Please ensure you give a good initial push as the first insertion can be very tight.

Summer · Mar 8, 2018

You beat me to it @pxl_jockey!

szai · Mar 8, 2018

Stu said:
Mine was really tight to get in, too. Still is actually. Give it a solid push.

Just push it! All the influencers are doing it!

Summer · Mar 10, 2018

Dutch-Mic said:
Shrinking wood is impractical

And disappointing. :brow:

szai · Mar 10, 2018

Winegums said:
It’s not 100% air tight but it should be a lot better than an open hole.

This is @Winegums abstract but practical tight butthole. I think it's interesting and very out there. Edgy, hard and surprising!

szai · Mar 10, 2018

Squiby said:
Now, I can't say I ever met a wood I didn't like. But Bocote is really a lovey wood. This is my first Bocote anything. The grain is so interesting and the contrast striking. The texture of this hard wood is soft as butter.

I must agree, I'm quoted as having done so....

Squiby · Mar 10, 2018

szai said:
I'm thinking about what exactly I want him to do right now!

szai · Mar 10, 2018

That was fast! There's a few more for you to find if you're further inclined.

AJS · Mar 11, 2018

almost there said:
blackjacks and hookers are not money wasted

szai · Mar 11, 2018

phattpiggie said:
@Willy

Unfortunately I have had to sign a non disclosure about what happned after we left the restaurant but suffice to say it was great.

Woah that's a little tmi but I'm a little curious.

Stu · Mar 12, 2018

stark1 said:
What's with the corn cob prongs?

Summer · Mar 12, 2018

BabyFacedFinster said:
I don't like doing it dry.
(For the bastards at the Out of Context thread )

Come at me, BFF!

Summer · Mar 14, 2018

szai said:
I mean it's not exactly harder, just that it moves around a little more.

szai · Mar 14, 2018

One I didn't notice while swyping out!

GreenHopper · Mar 14, 2018

FlyingLow said:
I have an unpolished and find it fantastic for a quicky.

Mr. Me2 · Mar 15, 2018

stark1 said:
I do it the old fashion way, the Jarhead way.
Just stick it in, pop it out when it clicks. Works every time.

Summer · Mar 17, 2018

This isn't really OOC with the wording as is, but it does have a provocative cadence to it. I like it, that's why I posted it.

stardustsailor said:
Sandpaper lightly the "lip" of the tip's "head" and it's three notches. Sometimes there are tiny burrs there.

Edited to add: The burrs remind me of that cable show with the brothel ranch somewhere out West. You now, the old guy & his sister ran it. You know how they inspect with the ultra-violet light?

.......

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pxl_jockey · Mar 18, 2018

LabPong said:
...I like to drill carb holes so it would not work as good with such a high mounted inlet area.

LabPong · Mar 18, 2018

pxl_jockey said:

Don't make me stop this bus and come back there........you want a carb hole mounted high?

BabyFacedFinster · Mar 20, 2018

howzcat said:
@Dynavaper size doesn't really matter to me, i use it in the bedroom.

howzcat · Mar 21, 2018

ahaha i didn't know about this...it's the best thread ever!

Dutch-Mic · Mar 21, 2018

KidFated. said:
Shove it in to desired depth

Mr. Me2 · Mar 22, 2018

stark1 said:
Insert. And smile.

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