ghostofcyberx13
And That Ain't No Joke, You Can Disappear In Smoke
Well I got up around 7am and decide WTF, I will go ahead and make my first legal purchase of THC. I scouted and planned the mission. I take my mt. bike and ride 5 minutes to the Cal-Train station(approx 23 miles to SF) and climb aboard with bike in tow. I arrive in San Francisco and ride about 15 minutes to the Apothecarium SOMA. Wow, what a location, smack dab in the middle of loads of skyscrapers both old an new. One of the newest and tallest a round, somewhat oval building, tapering to the top, kinda like a rocket without fins, totally smooth and all glass, beautiful.
Anyway, I had to press a button near door to get in, once in there were two people inside one a security guard(very good looking black woman) and a receptionist. The store wasn't busy yet and I signed in with my ID(Filled out required info on clipboard). I proceeded past the registration point to the actual store. I was the only customer, but hey it was 11:00am on a Tuesday. I could see an annexed waiting place with border barriers for lines, so they do have those peak times.
So I'm askin' questions and enlightening myself. What I ended up buying was:
1.) Super Lemon Haze Wax 1 Gram. I think 60% or 80% THC, however not listed on product like at the store.
2.) Canndescent "Create 303" 1/8oz. THC 23.18%
3.) Absolute Extracts Vape Pen and 1 Cartridge "Sour Diesel" 66.6% THC/a
Total price after 5% discount(1st Time) and 15% discount(Veteran) and 10% fee(Cali. Mafia) was $158.63.
So I went straight home after transaction, left city 1:00pm arrived my station 1:46pm. Once home I decided to try the hash-oil experience and so I charged and loaded up the Absolute Extracts pen with the Sour Diesel. I followed the instructions. Normally I toke in the bathroom with window open but I decided to experiment in a swivel chair with arms. I drew in not sure how much or if working, but it was working alright and I coughed so hard I literally fell out of the chair and hit my head on the carpet, bloodied forehead with a carpet burn. Yikes! The problem wasn't the oil it was drawing from the device for the first time. So after a few minutes I took 3 tokes and I could see the vapor easily as I "French Inhaled"(Out mouth and sniff in). I was very happy with how I felt almost immediately a very good buzz indeed. As far as me fallin' out da chair, hey have a laugh, I know I certainly did, man what a surprise that was. Sayonara.
Anyway, I had to press a button near door to get in, once in there were two people inside one a security guard(very good looking black woman) and a receptionist. The store wasn't busy yet and I signed in with my ID(Filled out required info on clipboard). I proceeded past the registration point to the actual store. I was the only customer, but hey it was 11:00am on a Tuesday. I could see an annexed waiting place with border barriers for lines, so they do have those peak times.
So I'm askin' questions and enlightening myself. What I ended up buying was:
1.) Super Lemon Haze Wax 1 Gram. I think 60% or 80% THC, however not listed on product like at the store.
2.) Canndescent "Create 303" 1/8oz. THC 23.18%
3.) Absolute Extracts Vape Pen and 1 Cartridge "Sour Diesel" 66.6% THC/a
Total price after 5% discount(1st Time) and 15% discount(Veteran) and 10% fee(Cali. Mafia) was $158.63.
So I went straight home after transaction, left city 1:00pm arrived my station 1:46pm. Once home I decided to try the hash-oil experience and so I charged and loaded up the Absolute Extracts pen with the Sour Diesel. I followed the instructions. Normally I toke in the bathroom with window open but I decided to experiment in a swivel chair with arms. I drew in not sure how much or if working, but it was working alright and I coughed so hard I literally fell out of the chair and hit my head on the carpet, bloodied forehead with a carpet burn. Yikes! The problem wasn't the oil it was drawing from the device for the first time. So after a few minutes I took 3 tokes and I could see the vapor easily as I "French Inhaled"(Out mouth and sniff in). I was very happy with how I felt almost immediately a very good buzz indeed. As far as me fallin' out da chair, hey have a laugh, I know I certainly did, man what a surprise that was. Sayonara.
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