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Why do women's vaginas get so wet, and men's penises get so hard over Panera Bread?

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FukCombustion

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I just don't get it...

Firstly, the price of the food is not commensurate to the quality and quality of the food. "That's just like, your opinion, man." No--unless you are rich, and so bad at cooking that you can't even make food as well as Panera Bread employees.

The food? Tisk tisk. I think I'll just make a bomb-ass avocado omelet with eggs from pastured chickens. It's not even a competition. I can make a huge bomb-ass avocado omelet sammich, complete with hot sauce and that good shit...mhmmmm.

I do not intend pretentious, but I do have a "YES YOU CAN make better, cheaper food than Panera Bread" attitude of everyone on this forum regarding the "Go fuck yourself, Panera Bread" culture that I believes lies within us all.

Step up, folks. Fight the machine. Make your own damn food. But don't just make it. No...that simply is not enough. You must make food that tastes so good, you say "FUCK YOU" to all those shitty mother COCKING restaurants (unless it's one of those brick oven pizza restaurants or Chinese food."

The time is now. The challenge is yours, and yours alone, unless you're stoned with friends and you all decide to make bomb-ass food.

Thank you. Your sincere cooperation and understanding of what lieth before thee, and your noble dignity that guides your towards the goodness of avocado omelet, made with hot sauce, cheese, olive oil and a little bit of butter, and maybe onions and stuff. Cook on medium-low heat; fold into thirds.

Again, I thank all of you for courage in joining this movement.

Peace and stay high.
 
FukCombustion,

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chillin on the couch, sippin off a 22 ounce.
It's just like getting behind a big ass SUV with a soccer ho (mom, whatever) who actually has the audacity to TIP five dollars into the jar right after getting handed her vastly overpriced and overrated sugary caffeine concoction.

Fucking Lydia immediately comes to mind with her damn custom order warm soy milk and Stevia.
 

lwien

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Who is that? I looked him up on Google, but I only found information about a pastor, whom I don't think you're referring to.

:lmao: No, the person who we are referring to is DEFINITELY not a pastor. He's a member here........
 
lwien,

Enchantre

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I'm really getting annoyed with all the explicit language thread titles, too.

Shock value shit belongs over at grasscity or any other stupid stoner site. Along with extremely broad generalities, unrelated posts, and forum-spamming.

And I don't eat Panera bread.
 

FukCombustion

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Mr. Driscoll is our resident, self professed; pimp, eco-criminal, and welfare sponge, to name but a few of his talents.

You really think I'm a self-professed pimp and such? I just like sandwiches...a lot.
 
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lwien

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Oh...how do we seem to relate?

Here's what I wanna see. I wanna see you and Driscoll discuss between the two of you, the top 5 things that piss you guys off. Hell, I'd buy a ticket for that one...........:dog: !!!

I'm really getting annoyed with all the explicit language thread titles, too.

Yeah, it is kind of sophomoric, but consider the name of this site.
 

Unconnected

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I dont know what a panera bread is, but i hate the douchebaggery comitted by soccer mums and even worse, their 20something year old spawn. I live in like a beverly hills/orange county type part of australia and jesus christ some of the crap i hear them spot on about food is insane. ohh lets go on a juice cleanse, ohh lets go eat chia pudding and then go do personal training at the beach infront of all the cafes.

I dont even know if this is on topic but im sick of this vitality, energy, wellness crap that is going around at the moment. Of course we need good neutrition, and i drink vege shakes every day that i make at home, mostly because i hate to cook vegetables so i just skull them in belended up form. BUT anyway, one thing that annoys me is like, there is ONE herb that actually gives you vitality, energy and wellness, and thats cannabis. All these stupid superfoods dont do shit, i have never in my life eaten a natural product and all of a sudden had my life change, it doenst happen, you eat these foods and feel the same or feel placebo from the marketing.

However i vape up some cannabis and immediatly i can feel it working, doing things, actually affecting my human body.

When will these people learn that every superfood in the world doenst affect you at all compared to cannabis.



I dont even know what im talking about i just felt like sharing.
 
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FukCombustion

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You
I dont know what a panera bread is, but i hate the douchebaggery comitted by soccer mums and even worse, their 20something year old spawn. I live in like a beverly hills/orange county type part of australia and jesus christ some of the crap i hear them spot on about food is insane. ohh lets go on a juice cleanse, ohh lets go eat chia pudding and then go do personal training at the beach infront of all the cafes.

I dont even know if this is on topic but im sick of this vitality, energy, wellness crap that is going around at the moment. Of course we need good neutrition, and i drink vege shakes every day that i make at home, mostly because i hate to cook vegetables so i just skull them in belended up form. BUT anyway, one thing that annoys me is like, there is ONE herb that actually gives you vitality, energy and wellness, and thats cannabis. All these stupid superfoods dont do shit, i have never in my life eaten a natural product and all of a sudden had my life change, it doenst happen, you eat these foods and feel the same or feel placebo from the marketing.

However i vape up some cannabis and immediatly i can feel it working, doing things, actually affecting my human body.

When will these people learn that every superfood in the world doenst affect you at all compared to cannabis.



I dont even know what im talking about i just felt like sharing.

You might change your mind after eating one of my avocado omelets.
 
FukCombustion,
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Unconnected said:
When will these people learn that every superfood in the world doenst affect you at all compared to cannabis.
You're 100% correct. Superfoods, or any food at all, don't contain THC and cannabinoids. Therefore they don't affect you like mj does. OTOH, foods containing good, necessary nutrients give your body the fuel it needs to keep going and help you lead a long, healthy life. Expecting an instant 'high' from eating well isn't realistic.

I dont even know what im talking about ....
That I can agree with. :lol: I get what you're pissed about, but your rant is off the deep end.
 

djonkoman

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never heard of panera bread, but I think the best meals arise out of a combination of stonedness, leftovers and improvisation. for example a while ago I was playing civ5, I was stoned and not paying attention to how late it was, so when I finally check how late it is I'm too late to make it to the supermarket before closing time.
I do always have a few cans of soup as backup for situaions like this, but I still had some leftovers I weanted to finish, a bit of minced meat(already baked, with some onion and garlic), a piece of cucumber and a bit of tacosauce.

so I made a kind of thick pancakebatter, with 2 eggs, some flour(the selfrising kind) and a little bit of milk, then I heated up a pan, first baked some slices of bacon, then baked an onion with some garlic, threw in the leftover minced meat at the end. both I let cooldown for a bit, the bacon I saved, the onion+minced meat I threw into my pancakebatter, together with some thyme.
poured my batter into the pan(after cleaning it), put trhe bacon on top(so it sank into it a bit), over that I put a layer of cheese, then the cucumber, put the tacosauce in between the cucumberslicesand a few slices of cheese on top.
I kind of thought it was going to be a disaster, but it actually tasted really good.
 
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