Fuck the Parkinson's, the Dr just gave me a reason to smoke MORE!

mvapes

mvapes

Scratchin' Glass!
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Stu said:
Good news, Tweek... I plagiarized. :nod:

Besides, don't give Shipdit any ideas. If he thought that he could give people Parkinson's by merely pissing on them, he'd be whipping out his pecker every time someone looked at him sideways. Imagine the chaos at the local food court for god's sake.
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Your making shipdit sound crazy, he more a fucking psycho! And I mean this in a nice way.


It's awesome how im amongst my friends here whom I spend most of my spare time talking to. I tell stories of all of you ans some ofyou have truly become part of my heart. Meanwhile if we sat next to each other at a bar we'd have no idea. Unless of course your sitting next to a jew covered in tattoos, vibrating, farting, and most likely have bloodshot eyes. Good chance it one of us! If they have a someone in a headlock, then thats probably ship!
 
mvapes

mvapes

Scratchin' Glass!
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Ok - so don't stand next to someone at a soup buffet who has PD. It could be UGLY!

Anyways, I had a my first reality check today and to be honest it kind of fucked me up a bit. I went to target and when paying using my debit card I couldn't get my pin right and took forever following the prompts. When the cashier realized I was having trouble she jumped in and helped. That was an awful feeling...


I guess its a good thing that I was on the way back from picking up a zipper of og kush! :rockon:

This was my first challenge out there, score Mike 1 and Parkinson's 0! If I could handle ShipDits farts I can handle this shit!
 
momofthegoons

momofthegoons

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Oh honey...... you can't let those fucking debit/credit machines get to you!!! Don't you know that it's all part of the "big" conspiracy? They make every fucking one of them different so that no one knows how to use them. And they have built in "trolls" that make them act like you never swiped your card or sign your name right.

No.... this had nothing to do with the PD..... it was part of the plot.... :tinfoil:
 
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hey bro,

been away for a bit & just popped in. sorry to hear of your latest news, good to see brother shipdit is keeping it all to the right side of funny and you are ok overall.
funny is good, funny is helpful.

You take care of yourself & remember..................

Batshit crazy is the only way to roll. :rockon:
 
RUDE BOY

RUDE BOY

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mvapes said:
If it wasn't for Batshit crazy my doctor make a lot less money. Hey - what if the voices in my head get Parkinson's? Then those fuckers will never leave me alone!
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could be worse they could have tourette's .

EDIT: or worse you could start leaning to the right .
 
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satyrday

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mvapes said:
If it wasn't for Batshit crazy my doctor make a lot less money. Hey - what if the voices in my head get Parkinson's? Then those fuckers will never leave me alone!
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Start yelling back at them and people won't give you shit. Slap 'em out of your own face before going to bed for a long and peaceful sleep.
 
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My best wishes to you, mvapes and shipdit. I greatly admire how you're handling this with a certain macabre sense of humor. It reminds me of how my grandfather (who was more like a father to me than anyone else) dealt with it - he was diagnosed with Parkinson's in his 60s. He's been gone for over ten years now, and I still really miss that man.
 
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satyrday

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mvapes said:
Anyways, I had a my first reality check today and to be honest it kind of fucked me up a bit. I went to target and when paying using my debit card I couldn't get my pin right and took forever following the prompts. When the cashier realized I was having trouble she jumped in and helped. That was an awful feeling.
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It's got to be hard at this stage not to notice every little possible symptom, even things that might just be a normal quirk. It's like trying not to think of an elephant. I could imagine myself psyching out pretty bad (especially if over-herbalized). Hopefully you keep it all in perspective and remember that it could end up being a mild case, which is not so uncommon, or even lifting entirely like how sometimes things mysteriously/miraculously do. Keep your hopes up.
 
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