FC Fantasy Football!

[Vapinghole]

Mike Wallace, of course.

 

[JDSupreme]

 

[stickstones]

JD...I didn't realize you made the news with your Broncos jersey on! Now I understand why you think you can beat me...delusional!

 

[Vapinghole]

Aaaaaannnndddd we're off!

 

[JDSupreme]

Holy bonus's Batman!!

I just looked at the scoring. Intense! Real fucking glad I got Charles now!! 6 bonus pts for a 40yd+ TD run?! Yahtzee.

Fucking Romo put up 34.98 last night because he threw a 40yd+ TD pass!! (4 pt bonus) plus there's .25 per completion too. He would have put up around 23pts in std scoring.

 

[Vapor Junkie]

Looking at Romo's 35 points from last night, I first get the feeling that I may have gone a little overboard on the 40yard bonuses... however, to be completely honest, I copied 99% of the scoring from a league I was in last year and everyone loved the scoring in that, so I'm hoping you will all appreciate it when you get 40 yard plays of your own.

 

[Vapinghole]

I checked the projections. I'm projected to finish dead last. And by a wide margin too. Live and learn...

 

[JDSupreme]

 

[Stu]

While I may be getting killed by Stickstones, my score is trying to tell me something.....

 

[Vapinghole]

stickstones appears to be quite the experienced player (MVP of our draft), so I'm not holding it against you--yet. And with a score like that, how can you lose??!!

I'm doing well so far, but the day ain't over yet...

 

[Stu]

I started Jonathan Stewart as a RB today. Problem is, Carolina didn't.

 

[Vapinghole]

I was a kicker in high school, hence why I'm pleased David Akers gave me 16 points today, helping me best my opponent! And he hit a 63 yarder to boot!

 

[JDSupreme]

I was a kicker in high school, hence why I'm pleased David Akers gave me 16 points today, helping me best my opponent! And he hit a 63 yarder to boot!

that kick was insane

 

[mvapes]

How about that RG3? Not a big skins fan but he made that game exciting.

 

[t-dub]

I don't watch professional sports but THIS was awesome, LOVE his reaction:

I love the "BOING" when the ball hits the cross bar . . . and can you BELIEVE that the opposing team actually had a defender in place, at the cross bar, who made an "attempt" to defend it? Incredible.

Edited to add: Do you remember Tom Dempsey who held the record? Only half a foot.

The longest field goal in NFL history was kicked by a man who had only half a foot!

 

[turk]

.....yeah and that was before.....all the technology, manicured fields, artificial turfs, breast implanted cheerleaders, pools, fantasy leagues, roughing the passer, tuck rules,....ruined the game!

 

[stickstones]

I love Dempsey's ancient technique...one and a half steps and swing!

 

[t-dub]

I know football (American) is violent and territorial, its why I like it (college). The field goal has always reminded me of this:

 

[JDSupreme]

JD, you are so much better at fantasy football than me! I can't believe how awesome your team is and how you came back from behind and beat my ass on MNF. I bow to you and sadly, sadly admit defeat. Your unbelievable drafting skills have shown! You will obviously win the league this year! I'm so jealous

Lol thanks man! I do what I do!

 

[stickstones]

^^^
Somebody's been jerking off!

 

[Vapinghole]

My longest (pre game) was a 48 yarder. My longest in a game was 42 yards--21 yards less than Akers' kick. Holy shit.

 

[pinoy]

Lol thanks man! I do what I do!

That shits hilarious. I almost pissed myself when I read that. Clever.

How did you make it look like I said that? Or maybe I should stop taking vicodens , ambien, and two beers before I vape and go to bed.

 

[JDSupreme]

That shits hilarious. I almost pissed myself when I read that. Clever.

How did you make it look like I said that? Or maybe I should stop taking vicodens , ambien, and two beers before I vape and go to bed.

BAHAHAHA Nice! I was hoping you read it really vaked and thought for a sec that you actually said that lol

uhhhh, FC black magic!

 

[Vapinghole]

That's pretty fuckin funny, JD. You're a good sport, Pinoy.

 

[Vapinghole]

I'm 2 - 0, folks! Beginner's luck...