Fuck you !!!

[Summer]

Motorist who fail to use proper turn signals when changing lanes or turning.

Fuck you to the bastards who speed up when you signal to change lanes so as not to let you in.
And how those in the right lane who speed up so that you can't merge in gracefully from the entrance ramp. Remember the days when a motorist would slow up & wave you in & you'd wave back to say thanks. Today it's me, me, me first.

 

[macbill]

 

[cybrguy]

Remember the days when a motorist would slow up & wave you in & you'd wave back to say thanks.

I still wave. They just think I'm flipping them off.

I confess to the lead foot tho. If you would just get out of the left lane when nobody is in front of you it wouldn't be a problem...

OK OK, FUCK YOU to people like me. Or is that FUCK ME?

 

[Ramahs]

I still wave. They just think I'm flipping them off.

I confess to the lead foot tho. If you would just get out of the left lane when nobody is in front of you it wouldn't be a problem...

OK OK, FUCK YOU to people like me. Or is that FUCK ME?

I still waive thanks when people let me in the lane, and they usually waive back. Others do it as well. I see this almost every day.

 

[AJS]

Fuck you, everyone. (Except FC)

Thank you for your understanding.

 

[Summer]

It is a rare occasion when I don't wave back, & I'd say about 40% wave a thanks to me. And, yes, @cybrguy, I agree that people should now that the leftmost lane is both the passing & high speed lane, but they don't -- it's no longer the '70s when driving was taken as an art & cars had personality.

So I say fuck that so many simple pleasures like having a souped up car, taking long leisurely drives in it, washing it in your driveway every week during the summer have mostly disappeared. It was truly relaxation.

 

[AJS]

I wave to every person I pass who is walking or on a bike when I'm cruising on back roads. Only about 20% wave back, and I'm always really stoked when they do.

90% of the people who don't wave back are just caught off guard.

10% are asshole. Fuck you. Wave to me. WAVE. IM NICE. WAVE TO ME GODDAMIT. FUCKING WAVE TO ME!

 

[Drexciya]

 

[Mr. Gweilo 420]

Fuck having bosses. Fuck I hate being told what to do.

Fuck having bosses. Fuck I hate being told what to do.

mod note: fuck double posts

 

[Newcastle]

Wave? I drive a Jeep and we have a Jeep wave thing. I give the finger when a fellow Jeeper doesnt wave! TURN IN YOUR JEEP!

 

[His_Highness]

Driving Fuck You's Today? Cool....here's my contribution. You may not appreciate it though if you're "nice"....

A red traffic light on a road with 4-6 lanes (2-3 lanes on each side) and the cars are backed up waiting for the light to turn. There are stores lining each side of the street and someone is waiting in a store's exit for an opening to CROSS to the lanes on the other side.

Some folks think if you're in the lane closest to the car waiting to cross it's a nice thing to let that car who's waiting (in the store exit) edge through the first lane. So now the far right hand lane is blocked, the car trying to get across all the lanes on one side to get to the other side is now dependent on the cars in the remaining 1 to 2 lanes to let them in or everyone in that right hand lane is going to be stuck where they are. Then... Either the light changes and the cars in the unblocked lanes start to move OR the cars in the unblocked lanes don't have enough room to let the car trying to cross in and ...... that really nice person who let the car in has just inconvenienced themselves and a bunch of other drivers while trying to be nice to just one. What's worse is when that nice move has added value like the blind spot the car trying to cross has to deal with when the traffic starts to move...... so they try to inch their way in to the second and third lane and get clipped.

Don't get me wrong....letting a driver exit in front of you that is going in the same direction as you is ok. Just don't look in the rear-view mirror to see what finger the person behind you is holding up because they didn't make the light....... because you were nice.

 

[Helios]

I still waive thanks when people let me in the lane, and they usually waive back. Others do it as well. I see this almost every day.

ever wonder when you are on a boat in the water like the ocean, lake, river etc.. every body waves at each other, yet on the roads it's an oddity?if I fuck up, like cut in a lane too quick or exit I will wave so the motorist behind me sees it was an error and acknowledgment of that.
@Summer yea im with ya, typically if there are three lanes I'm usually in the middle cruising.

 

[vapviking]

@His_Highness, agreed ^^^

Being nice should have limits on the road.
I wish we could all just have a better basic understanding of things like right-of-way, rules of the road, etc. and Fuck excessive courtesy (sometimes). I'm not saying there's no place for civility and courtesy, but those are already underlying assumptions when we're all trying to get somewhere.

Breaking from expected behavior in an effort to be courteous can be just plain dangerous, not to mention frustrating. If we all just followed the rules, we'd all be more predictable and safer drivers.

When I've lived in more rural situations, it's just waving to everyone all the time.
Not so much in the suburbs, where you may get a hairy eyeball or worse, get yourself put on a list somewhere!
But I almost always wave to a flag-person. Breaks their monotony and might help 'em stay alert. They're spending hours directing people, most of whom don't acknowledge them.

 

[Summer]

I wish we could all just have a better basic understanding of things like right-of-way, rules of the road, etc. and Fuck excessive courtesy (sometimes).

Sadly & frustratingly so, those basic understandings died decades ago. Hence, the greater appreciation for civility.

I'm not saying there's no place for civility and courtesy, but those are already underlying assumptions when we're all trying to get somewhere.

So if you're trying to get somewhere, you can't enjoy the ride. The drive only takes like 5 or so min. longer being relaxed rather than being tensed up & in a rush. You know when you're in a rush & in the left lane bumper to bumper & then you see the car you passed a minute or so ago pass you by in the middle lane.

 

[His_Highness]

And while we're on the fuckin topic.....

You're behind someone at a red light and when the light changes they don't start moving. You give them the benefit of the doubt for a second or two. Maybe they're just slow getting to the gas pedal. Finally you have to accept they aren't paying attention so you tap the horn. They look up, notice the light changed and take off. And then comes the punch line....as they take off they give YOU the finger. WTF!?!?!

 

[ander]

 

[grampa_herb]

Not an FU, but I sometimes have fun with round-a-bouts, which confuse a lot of folks here in the USA. When someone in one yields to me wanting to join, I just wave them on, smile, stare & wait until they go.

Being nice should have limits on the road.

Breaking from expected behavior in an effort to be courteous can be just plain dangerous, not to mention frustrating. If we all just followed the rules, we'd all be more predictable and safer drivers.

Could not have said it better.

 

[Melting Pot]

A big FUCK YOU to SCA.....
My son who is 27 was just diagnosed with it.
It is very upsetting he's to dam young.
Whst the FUCK
My sister fighting T cell lymphoma my heart disease now my son.
Give a fucking break.

If there is a God in this world he sucks...

 

[Andorinter]

Fuck jury duty and the justice system. The entire process is just a cash grab and a time sink. It's so outdated and easy to manipulate... Fuck my life if I am ever in front of a jury

 

[cybrguy]

Fuck You to all the people who start mowing their lawns before 9:00 AM. I know you don't care that I am up late, but quit being such an asshole. Uh... Please?

I guess you know you are in trouble when Don't be an Asshole is proceeded by "Please".

OH, and may I add that a "jury of your peers" only works if your peers are willing to serve on a jury.

I don't think we want the cops to be the arbiters given our recent past...

 

[grampa_herb]

Fuck jury duty and the justice system. The entire process is just a cash grab and a time sink. It's so outdated and easy to manipulate... Fuck my life if I am ever in front of a jury

Jury duty has characteristics of slavery. Even though you did not do anything wrong, the law forces you to be someplace and do something, even against your will, with threat of punishment.

 

[cybrguy]

Marriage has characteristics of slavery. No need to describe how. Somehow we deal.

Fuck Pizza without cheese. I mean, what's the point?

 

[grampa_herb]

Marriage has characteristics of slavery. No need to describe how. Somehow we deal.

Fuck Pizza without cheese. I mean, what's the point?

No point, just always found it amusing.

Wouldn't marriage be voluntary slavery?

I know it can be Hell, and it can feel like slavery if sticking together for kids.

 

[cybrguy]

No no no. Pizza without cheese has no point. Marriage definitely has a point, or two. Or so I have been led to believe. I have no personal experience.

Pizza, I have LOTS of experience, personal and in groups.

And FUCK empty pizza boxes. Nothing worse than seeing the box, going "Oh, there's Pizza" and then no, there's not. Bad.

Well, not nothing, but you know what I mean.

 

[Helios]

Fuck Pizza without cheese. I mean, what's the point?

haha! I'm with ya however, Pizza Alla Pescatore so good! my good friend is also lactose intolerant so cheese is a no-no, when I make fresh pizza at home I will make two or three different pies one for everyone.
another good thing about cheese less pizza is it leaves more room for other empty calories like beer!