FC Posts Taken Out Of Context Thread

[Fat Freddy]

Wow! I'm really astonished how tiny it is! Great!

....that's what she said.................N E V E R!

 

[Summer]

Once you have held it, and suck on it you will have such a smile!

 

[Fat Freddy]

Two minutes between my legs and she was ready to go !

Go where, I wonder?

.

 

[Mr. Me2]

I'm going to budder up my wood and take some unsolicited slick pics for y'all

I feel bad even adding this one...nah!

 

[Summer]

Go where, I wonder?

Oh, FF, you beat me to the punch on posting this. But I would have edited it like this:

she was a champ. Only once did I find her wanting in the car. Two minutes between my legs and she was ready to go ! It wasn't her fault, it was 9 hours in my truck.

She's a little devil boys, hold on tight!

Very cryptic!

 

[Mr. Me2]

next level would be of course to keep the hopper in your anus

Say what!?!

 

[CarolKing]

Hammahead
Said

↑

Anything's a buttplug if you're brave enough

 

[Squiby]

It's a very hot situation

 

[MinnBobber]

It has gotten much more easier to put in and out now.

 

[MrMonss]

So, where is Gene Barry when you need him?

Ok sorry, maybe it's out of context from out context, but this post made my day, and so much more, I'm like entered a mental trip, Now I'm afraid of these mouthpieces

 

[Summer]

Allow me the liberty of quoting myself.

Doesn't seem that it will break between your lips, unless you bite down with your teeth.

!!!

 

[Summer]

but I am finding that the extra 17mm does make a difference in comfort holding and spinning. I really didn't expect there to be much difference, but there is much more than I expected.

 

[Mr. Me2]

You will like how it feels. There really is no difference in performance, but the extra length feels good.

 

[pxl_jockey]

You will like how it feels. There really is no difference in performance, but the extra length feels good.

Fuck! Thought I found an undiscovered gem, how did I not see my homeboy @Mr. Me2 already posted this?! Thought I was on the last page, hit post and there's my copycat post right below the original, much more clever post of Mr. Me2...

Freakin' Mr. Me2, the Indiana Jones of out-of-context posts!

 

[Mr. Me2]

Lol !!! Thanks @pxl_jockey !

 

[duff]

how did I not see my homeboy @Mr. Me2 already posted this?!

Stoned.

Don't feel bad though, I did the same thing to @Stu.

 

[cybrguy]

It's always good to know that my posts are appreciated...

 

[Alexis]

When asked why he was trying his hardest not to do a desperately needed poo, Mr @Ramahs said:

Yup. I'm just hanging on to it for a bit, till it's time for it to go where it belongs.

 

[Stu]

Don't feel bad though, I did the same thing to @Stu.

I think @duff's repeat was much more impressive given the fact that he did it in the third post of this thread.

 

[Helios]

Me too. I think my pants just got a little tighter in the nether regions.

haha, getting the ok for VCDC NDA link to go through, that's my line b6s

 

[duff]

was much better in flavour than my standard load

 

[Fat Freddy]

@Summer said:
"All I can say is WOW! that was some write-up. You may not have been formerly trained as a writer, but you can certainly write. KUDOS! I am now a follower. "


That's okay Just Justin ...apparently she wasn't [trained] either!


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[pxl_jockey]

... try sliding it in to the hole on the left side. Might be the most satisfying fit ever lol. Anyone who tries it will know what i mean. Fits like a glove!

 

[Summer]

Heh. I'll get it where it belongs... eventually... Heh.

 

[BabyFacedFinster]

This thread is like every episode of "Three's Company"

Why are there so many people always talking about shoving, sliding, greasing, plugging or trying to make something fit somewhere?

How come no one ever talks about at least buying someone dinner first? No, it's always got to be the rusty trombone or the Cincinnati bowtie!

Kids today, sheesh