Synthetix5 for urine test

IAintGonLie2017

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just pulling your chain Man... Thanks for the post
No problem

Synthetic urine is the best way to go, however, your compression shorts idea may raise suspicion if you appear to be struggling for any reason.

Good luck.
Just wear underwear & boxers & its like pulling the cat out the bag...lol
 
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AtomicPB

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Just two things that came to my mind reading this.

First, I was shocked to read that it seems to be legal for an employer to have his employees tested for drugs at all and whenever he wants to this extend. That would not be possible in my country in this form and I would consider it corporate fascism. There can be tests for drugs but there are strict rules applied to it. When it comes to probation and driving there are tests here as well though.

Second, I have once seen a gadget in a headshop which can help if there are people with mirrors next to you trying to take glances at your private parts while releasing the synthetic urine.

https://www.zamnesia.com/drug-test/1098-screeny-weeny.html
 
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First time I used this was when I was at the doctor and she was starting a script of perk 10's for my back and she wanted a UA, of course I was dirty, so she told me to go out to the lobby and give paper to the receptionist, when I went out there everyone was at lunch, so I took the opportunity to go up the street to the porn shop and bought this, went home quick heated up and went back to the doc all in about 20 mins. When I got back everyone was still on lunch and i felt like a fuckin genius.. a nurse came up to me 5 mins later asked y I was there, told her UA and she gave me the cup, squirted the shit in there and left.. hour later they told me my UA came back all negative and I got the script.. 5 stars for this..
 
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Trucker530

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Used synthetix5 for a dot lab test. Added 7 small drops of orange juice to sample to make foam a little bit. Heated to 99, and passed. I was very nervous, but this stuff worked for a DOT lab test!
 
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FlyingLow

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I know this thread is a bit dated, but is this still the best of the synthetic options?
I see QuickFix gets lots of praise as well.
 
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Magic9

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I've used several versions of QF and had no troubles. Last time was about 3 years ago though.
 
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Melting Pot

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This is what I've done to heat it up. Turn heat on in car hover in front of vent while shaking. Try not to face thermo strip at hot air. Worked for me. Did it in the parking lot of test facilities.
 
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virtualpurple

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I have used testclear, which is powdered human urine reportedly.

I was quite paranoid about getting it to temperature and used a power inverter in my car to run a baby bottle warmer which held the fluid, and then used an electric warmer strapped to my upper thigh from there.
 
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Ramahs

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Only thing I ever used years ago was Sure-Jell.

Haven't had a drug test in years though.
 
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Nottdog

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Has anybody tried their luck with screeny Weeny 5.0? I really don't want to fail this test. I paid for the pack and have prepared the synthetic urine they provide in the pack.

I have the option of using my partners wee, which is clean, but i don't know if they can see it is a female's urine not a male's.

It's a lab test..
 
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vapeape77

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Has anybody tried their luck with screeny Weeny 5.0? I really don't want to fail this test. I paid for the pack and have prepared the synthetic urine they provide in the pack.

I have the option of using my partners wee, which is clean, but i don't know if they can see it is a female's urine not a male's.

It's a lab test..
I use to just do the dilution trick and always passed. The day of test I would drink a ton of water and take vitamin b and would also eat a steak the night before for I believe my ph levels to stay right. Also I would skip mj use the week before test. I wouldn’t take a product as they often don’t work and passing on someone else’s is tricky.
Good luck!
 
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