vapviking
Old & In the Way
There's a system?cant say enough... fuck the system
Fuck you !!!
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Yes it'scalled freedumb...There's a system?
cybrguy
Putin is a War Criminal
I gotta say, FUCK YOU April the Giraffe! I am so fucking tired of checking back there multiple times a day to see if she dropped the damn calf. I am a nature lover in a serious way and I have watched them all at some point or another. The Eagles, the Hummingbirds, the Falcons, and more, but this fucking giraffe thing started with "She is going to have it right now, just keep watching". Never mind that they apparently completely missed when she was due. I mean April may not have told them when she got knocked up, but still I've been watching a couple weeks now. At least it's more exciting than waiting for an egg to hatch...
Well, it should be any time now... http://www.aprilthegiraffe.com/
Well, it should be any time now... http://www.aprilthegiraffe.com/
cybrguy
Putin is a War Criminal
FUCK YOU DONALD TRUMP again. This time for making a joke about sexual assault.
Donald has declared April "Sexual Assault Awareness Month". Of course this is just another form of projection, but how insulting can he be?
The worst April Fools joke ever. And he will be the only one to NOT get the joke...
Donald has declared April "Sexual Assault Awareness Month". Of course this is just another form of projection, but how insulting can he be?
The worst April Fools joke ever. And he will be the only one to NOT get the joke...
HellsWindStaff
Dharma Initiate
https://obamawhitehouse.archives.go...ational-sexual-assault-awareness-and-preventi
I didn't realize he made a joke? Or if you are referring to him saying what Obama did as well about Sexual Assault Awareness Month I didn't realize Obama was joking too? or does it not work like that is Trump just joking cause it's Trump?
I don't get the joke I guess is what I'm saying.
Sorry. Fuck politics always being in everything and fuck me for stoking so let's just not continue
muunch
hotboxing the cockpit
yoooo i just caught these idiots pissing on my car/pouring dirt on it with camera evidence and got one sent to jail and ruined their party :/ except they're all my neighbors so i can hear them shit talking me.
best part is they pissed on my car bc they mistook me for someone else. and theyre upset i called the cops instead of "just talking to them" if i had a problem. lmaoooo
best part is they pissed on my car bc they mistook me for someone else. and theyre upset i called the cops instead of "just talking to them" if i had a problem. lmaoooo
vapviking
Old & In the Way
The dark humor for me is in the irony. Two men speaking out ceremonially against abuse of women. The difference is that one is a self-proclaimed pussy grabber.
His_Highness
In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king
Party politics has become a choice between ......
- What's good for the goose is good for the gander (You fucked me for 8 years and now I'm gonna fuck you the same way)
* OR *
- Two wrongs don't make a right (I'm going to take the high road and not fuck you the way you did me knowing full well that in the future you'll probably fuck me again)
Fuck, fuck, fuckity, fuck........the above looks pretty much like a lose, lose
EDIT: Forgot to add....rinse and repeat
- What's good for the goose is good for the gander (You fucked me for 8 years and now I'm gonna fuck you the same way)
* OR *
- Two wrongs don't make a right (I'm going to take the high road and not fuck you the way you did me knowing full well that in the future you'll probably fuck me again)
Fuck, fuck, fuckity, fuck........the above looks pretty much like a lose, lose
EDIT: Forgot to add....rinse and repeat
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CuckFumbustion
Lo and Behold! The transformative power of Vapor.
Glad you remembered to edit that point.EDIT: Forgot to add....rinse and repeat
+1. The 'No fucking reference point' is the essential to this mindfuck equation.
And Fuck Sore winners and sore winner syndome. We won. We gloat. We feel deserving. We brag and exaggerate our importance and make those who supported us uncomfortable. Classic jock doucebag behavior amplified. "Now shut up and cow tow to us.' or be bullied. We sore winners act like we are the first winners. Cause in the mind of the self important ...well you are already getting a healthy dose that I don't feel self important enough to remind you. Just because it came to my fucking attention.
Fun Fucking fact of the day that should be filed under common knowledge
- most intelligent people and true genius's don't reinvent the wheel and solve everything themselves for every given problem to prove anything, they get with the task and collaborate with others and get with experts. Yea other smart people. Because there are other smart people.Fuck sore winners. fuck sore winner syndrome. with the one caveat of any particular sport that requires it. Not going to dis on Pro wrestling.
But perhaps not advisable behavior for poker. 
We all know 'that guy'. 
And most importantly don't be a bully and start pigeonholing anybody disagreeing with you on sole basis of fact that you are a sorry ass sore loser. Truth is not decided by vote. and Fuck Truth by consensus! Oh I'm not done here. That was just the sound of my left hand wagging.
Fuck using the word 'should' or anything synonymous to shame someone. First explain to me who made you god almighty just now when you was a pompous ass only a few seconds ago. Because that would be a remarkable transformation.
People in hell 'should' get ice water, but that don't make it necessarily so, there sunshine. Not that I agreed to the set of your personal 'values' you wish to shame me with.
How about this? You want to impress me, You 'should' consider slowing you temperament down to my level and consider talking to the other person as if they were a generally rational person first. The kind of person who would perhaps rather seek a solution to a problem than have your coercive bullshit confrontation. You are not the only person in the universe to solve such a problem and a smart person draws from several sources to problem solve by not by creating more tension. How many times have I seen this twist play out. Fuck finger waggers and why are so many this ganging up on me this week?
Is it the changing of the seasons? And to think, if given half a chance I might even be prone to help and be a problem solver. 
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MinnBobber
Well-Known Member
Fuck long road trips. Started today at 5 AM near Tampa, FL.
Tonight we're within spitting distance of Illinois, 2 miles left of KY. And F U to having to re-route to avoid the bridge collapse in Atlanta.
I feel like I'm stilling doing 80 sitting here.
And T-break from time with the in-laws plus road time = a big F U to unwanted T-breaks
Tonight we're within spitting distance of Illinois, 2 miles left of KY. And F U to having to re-route to avoid the bridge collapse in Atlanta.
I feel like I'm stilling doing 80 sitting here.
And T-break from time with the in-laws plus road time = a big F U to unwanted T-breaks
grokit
well-worn member
On homeland last night(~):
"Can we get into his computer?
"No, but there's an off-site backup we can hack."
I agree fuck all that...
Ricardo
Well-Known Member
Too right dude! And fuck sock puppets too
TeeJay1952
Well-Known Member
muunch
hotboxing the cockpit
@Ricardo
What phone?
Look into slapping TWRP on your phone. If you can do that over ADB (hooking your phone up to your computer and controlling your phone via the command terminal on the computer) you can also throw a valid update on there too and be back rollin in a fairly short amount of time.
What phone?
Look into slapping TWRP on your phone. If you can do that over ADB (hooking your phone up to your computer and controlling your phone via the command terminal on the computer) you can also throw a valid update on there too and be back rollin in a fairly short amount of time.
Ricardo
Well-Known Member
@muunch
It's a Motorola Moto G4
I've reset it to factory settings, reinstalled all the apps, struggled to remember login details and passwords for 5 or 6 apps, thought it was fixed but the fucker went haywire again.
You make it sound easy but I don't want to void the warranty. I'll take it back to the store but I know they'll tell me that software fuckups aren't covered even though I haven't rooted it or anything... Just accepted the onscreen invitation to upgrade to Android 7.0 piece of shit
It's a Motorola Moto G4
I've reset it to factory settings, reinstalled all the apps, struggled to remember login details and passwords for 5 or 6 apps, thought it was fixed but the fucker went haywire again.
You make it sound easy but I don't want to void the warranty. I'll take it back to the store but I know they'll tell me that software fuckups aren't covered even though I haven't rooted it or anything... Just accepted the onscreen invitation to upgrade to Android 7.0 piece of shit
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muunch
hotboxing the cockpit
Ah, yeah I guess being more technically inclined helps? I've bricked my phone several times trying to flash new stuff on there so figured I'd offer what limited knowledge I do have.
The good thing about my phone is that unlocking the bootloader and rooting it doesn't void the warranty
Sorry man and good luck!
The good thing about my phone is that unlocking the bootloader and rooting it doesn't void the warranty
Sorry man and good luck!
HD Springer
Well-Known Member
FUCK YOU mother fucking thieves. Is there a lower group of scum in our society then thieves. Rat bastarrds broke into my truck and my sons truck and has cost me around a grand and that doesn't include my time spent cleaning up my bank account after my dumb ass left my wallet/checkbook in my truck.
One of the worst part is is I bet they got pennies on every $100 they stole. Sickens me. Also I now have a permanent leak on my pessenger side door because of how they broke into my truck. Which I've only owned for a couple of mos. Good times in the heartland. Lol
One of the worst part is is I bet they got pennies on every $100 they stole. Sickens me. Also I now have a permanent leak on my pessenger side door because of how they broke into my truck. Which I've only owned for a couple of mos. Good times in the heartland. Lol