Products that make you go...........hmmmmm...

grokit

well-worn member
^ Needs a camera for remote guidance with a smart device :rofl:

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DDave

Vape Wizard
Accessory Maker
Didn't know which thread to post this in.... the Products Hmmmm thread or the F___ Y__ Thread. Both are very applicable. Everyone should get to see it and get a laugh out of it. So, posting to both places!

A sad story of boredom that lead to a shocking discovery!

DDave, stuck in Target... wifey doing some last minute holiday shopping.

DDave gets very bored! Went to the letters isle, but they were sold out!
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So, no luck there, DDave joins wifey in of all places.... THE MAKEUP ISLE! :puke:
(Yeah, almost broke out the VapCap to deal with the nausea!)

So anyhow, my eyes start to wander.... uh, no... Not :brow:.... Remember, am hanging with wifey. No need to cause :rant:to happen!

So those orange clearance tags at Target always make me laugh! Very few are actual savings. Once I found one that was a penny off the price! Wish I had snapped a pic of that one!

So I found this. Actually looked promising. Maybe a stocking stuffer for one of the ladies of the house?
Nice box! Kind of christmassy all by itself.
An actual discount.... DaYuM! Almost $4 off!
My curiosity is peaked!
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This required further investigation! :sherlock:

Would it be a great Xmas Gift Deal discovered? Eh, only continuing on reading this post will tell!

So, when no one was around I open the package (and I don't know why I give a cr@p about anyone in Target seeing me opening a package. Not like I'm in the food isle munching for free on some unhealthy delicacy.)

So here goes.....

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So, there I was... staring down infinity to the bottom of that already small box. I yelled, so the little guy could hear me.... "Hello down there".... my voice echoed for a while.. then nothing... hmmmm

Still, I had to know why this, now smaller container, was worth $8 something.... :hmm: There had to be a reason!

So, again looking around, as if I was breaking some commandment too close to Xmas for Santa not to notice, I rescued that little guy from the bottom of the box. I had to know what was in there!

So let's get to it...

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I actually opened the container at this point, numb with shock I didn't care who saw... The makeup wasn't dry or old or condensed from age... it was a few drops in quantity on purpose!!!

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Seriously!

Now remember where I'm at!

How the hell does Target think it's going to sell a few drops of makeup to anyone for $12?

:mental::mental::mental::mental::mental::mental::mental:

I got home, still numb and in shock.... turned to the wifey.... Oh cr@p! :doh::doh::doh:

Ran back to Target and picked up a not-so-happy:rant:wifey. Damn, almost escaped "the talk" this year!

Fine, that last part was put in for humor's sake! Someone out there was so blazed, they laughed! I just know it! :evil:
 
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